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Caga Tio @scottgoeke.bsky.social · 5m

can we get an Almost Live revival for the ALCS?

#Mariners

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Caga Tio @scottgoeke.bsky.social · 8m

honestly gobsmacked how many non-Seattle folks were out there rooting for the Mariners tonight

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Caga Tio @scottgoeke.bsky.social · 16m

welcome aboard!

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Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 31m

THEY ACTUALLY PULLED IT OFF!

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 29m

Best team.

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Caga Tio @scottgoeke.bsky.social · 19m

give yourself another 5 minutes to read about Batsquatch for some extra NW vibes

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 29m

Every 30 years! Without fail! The Seattle Mariners!

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SAL @sarahannelloyd.com · 25m

Mariners fans have such strong feelings and such fierce loyalty and nobody's psyche is fully prepared for this

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 29m

Mariners win

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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 28m

What a game. What a series. What a ballclub. What a sport.

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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 29m

🔱!!!

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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 29m

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28m

Good time to take four hours and watch this if you never have before youtu.be/TIgK56cAjfY?...

The History of the Seattle Mariners: Supercut Edition

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29m

What a ballgame

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Caga Tio @scottgoeke.bsky.social · 30m

this is real, right?

i didn’t fall asleep and start dreaming?

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 45m

TO THE 15TH

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Caga Tio @scottgoeke.bsky.social · 44m

should i switch out of my pajamas in case they run through everybody else in the city?

#GoMs

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 5h

It's 2am here and my insane wife and child have convinced me to stay up to watch game 5 of the Mariners series.

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Caga Tio @scottgoeke.bsky.social · 1h

and that face slump we’ve all seen is just because his heart pumps the blood too manly

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 1h

He's got the heart of a healthy 65 year old, we swear, which is why we did the totally normal thing of bringing in academic consultants. Don't mind the cankles the size of the Michelin man and the constantly black and blue IV bruises on his hands.

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Caga Tio @scottgoeke.bsky.social · 1h

**Miller and Hegseth in there somewhere, both trying to Al Haig it

Caga Tio @scottgoeke.bsky.social · 1h

*plus Noem 20 minutes later, probably announcing she’s given ICE a free-fire order

and Rubio 45 minutes later, looking lboth gleeful and like he shit his pants

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Caga Tio @scottgoeke.bsky.social · 1h

JD, Melania, and each one of the fail-kids on their own (including Jared)

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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 2h

the day that it finally happens is gonna be surreal because the way they report it will be fucking deranged

Reuters @reuters.com · 3h

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says

Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."

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Caga Tio @scottgoeke.bsky.social · 1h

the only reasonable response to this is:

“Go on and fucking own it, then”

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