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Selkie @selkselk.bsky.social · Jan 9

In love with Picard season 3 🥰. I really enjoyed the father son bonding time between Worf, Thomas, and Decker Riker. I thought giving Thomas his own clone would’ve made things confusing but they really outdid themselves.

A photo of the Star Trek Picard cast, Jonathan Frakes has been copied across the image multiple times.

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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · Aug 15

‪This California Games 2 game over screen goes extremely hard.

A skater's grave. The headstone is a skateboard with LIVE TO RIDE printed on it.

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Cinematic Moments Of All Time @cinematicmoments.bsky.social · Aug 14

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · Aug 13

I think everyone should be paying attention to what payment processors are doing to independent game developers right now. Games have been the testbed for a lot of the shittiest ideas going right now and you better believe this effort will broaden its goals quickly

Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · Aug 13

More and more people reporting today that Stripe - the payment processor that Itch said were putting the most pressure on them - now have staff actively confirming that yes, they are censoring LGBT content, adult or otherwise. That this is official company policy.

This seems kinda significant.

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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · Aug 11

I don't fight 16-bit console wars over banal things like "game library" anymore. I simply watch the SNES cough up a lung trying to move four enemies at the same time and I chuckle to myself, convinced of my superiority, and then someone says "ok but Genesis fart sounds" and I crash out for a month

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The Onion @theonion.com · Aug 11

Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool theonion.com/biologi...

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Kris Werewolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · Aug 8

in actuality you have to read umineko to understand deltarune

Lux!🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · Aug 8

anyone telling you that you need to read homestuck to understand deltarune is lying to you to just get you to read homestuck.

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · Aug 8

Uni’s about to throw the strongest punch! :3

A black and white cat wearing a pink polka-dot collar, mid-action with one paw raised, looking like he’s about to throw his strongest punch.

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · Aug 5

Tesla fans don't be a parody of yourself challenge: impossible

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Selkie @selkselk.bsky.social · Aug 6

If you ever get around to it I’d love to play it unironically!

Selkie @selkselk.bsky.social · Aug 5

As I approach 30 I need to ask myself questions, like “is it too late to do one of those sports that can get me both on Red Bull and then eventually liveleak?”

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · Aug 2

The roaring Uni appeared.

Uni dressed as the Knight from Deltarune, standing proudly.

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Selkie @selkselk.bsky.social · Jul 30

What’s up #dudewipers, are you ready to show the world that excellent hygiene isn’t just for women? Get ready to #LevelUp with new Cool Ranch #Dudewipes. #brandeating #mywifeleftme

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The Onion @theonion.com · Jul 29

Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race

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The Onion @theonion.com · Jul 28

Dunkin’ Announces They No Longer Have Heart To Charge People For Such Depressing Meals theonion.com/dunkin-...

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Selkie @selkselk.bsky.social · Jul 28

Hey me and my boyfriend saw you from across the bar and liked your vibes, we were wondering if you wanted to come back to our place and start a podcast about a different podcast

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aki @akiseri.bsky.social · Jul 26

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Rachet @imrachets.bsky.social · Jul 26

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Wallace Polsom @wallacepolsom.bsky.social · Jul 25

Francisco Goya (1746-1828), “Witches’ Sabbath” (1797-1798), oil on canvas, 30 x 43 cm.

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · Jul 25

Being a rugged individualist in America is cool bc you say “none of that gay shit” to ideas like healthcare or any social investiture or justice or well being and say “thank you sir” to cops billionaires and banks stepping on your throat

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · Jul 23

Uni :3

A black and white cat is sleeping peacefully under a white blanket, cuddling a small black and white cat plushie. The blanket has a illustration of the cat.

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Selkie @selkselk.bsky.social · Jul 20

It’s uh, because I go outside!!! I swear!!!!

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The Onion @theonion.com · Jul 16

Food Critic Tears Radish Canapés With Salmon Mousse A New Asshole theonion.com/food-cr...

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The Onion @theonion.com · Jul 16

What To Know About Labubu Dolls
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Q: What is a Labubu?

A: A Labubu is designer Kasing Lung’s best attempt at what a British person looks like.

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The Ken in Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · Jul 13

"Haha, guess my sister is a Disney princess now," I chuckle into my ventilator upon hearing the news that Disney has acquired the debtor's gaol which holds every family with surnames starting with the letters J through L.

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mari starkist ☆ @prettycarrion.bsky.social · Jul 13

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