Ellie Squirrel
@sewimperfect.bsky.social
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Teacher, Tailor, Sailor, Squirrel. Neurodivergent Education Specialist in East Oakland, SEL/DEI committee member, UC Berkeley alumnus in Geography & Human Rights, SFSU MA Special Education & Autism Studies cert. Mom of 2 humans & a rescue menagerie. 🇺🇸🇺🇦
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dove333.bsky.social
I’m in a quiet government building and just laughed out loud to 👇🏻

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oops.😁
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sewimperfect.bsky.social
I don't think ferrets want to be associated with this mess 😂
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rachelneedsanap.bsky.social
I can’t emphasize enough how useful being autistic is for academic research. In particular, the ability to make connections & spot patterns across large quantities of data. I feel like this is what my brain was made to do. #Autistic
sewimperfect.bsky.social
Yes!

Our school psych pretends to take a drink every time I say "according to recent research."

I struggle with concisely communicating the knowledge, or finding the words to say things diplomatically.
sewimperfect.bsky.social
I hope it was more entertaining than horrible!
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ianboudreau.com
The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again
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50501movement.bsky.social
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.
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alittlemorewicked.bsky.social
I’m so happy that we took the frogs back from those gross fashies. It was such an unforgivable libel of the amphibian community.
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sewimperfect.bsky.social
Power to the flying squirrels ✊️
squeakins85.bsky.social
Where do I send the receipt for reimbursement?
Sugar glider blow up costume for when ice inevitably comes to my city
sewimperfect.bsky.social
My doctor's mom finally got her visa and he was so excited to see her. Now the embassy is closed.

He was also talking about how Trump's unpredictability means that regulatory changes could be immediate and bizarre.
sewimperfect.bsky.social
I hope something today lifts your spirits 🙏
sewimperfect.bsky.social
My friend asked if I am a "BDSM reindeer" 😂

Um, wut?

She's going to the Ren Faire as a squirrel-hunter who sells bootleg potions named Klymidia
Woman wearing a mustache holding up faux squirrel pelts
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rjkeats98.bsky.social
me, every day since the election
sickoscommittee.org
"what the fuck just happened"