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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · Jul 13

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1m

Alright, I have the perfect pic to use for the dirty Sunday thing or whatever.

#𝚂𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚂𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚢

Behold. 🙂‍↕️

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 6h

First off, why are you breaking in? You can just come over at any time? We're friends..?

Second, if you wanted to break in and kill me? I'm just fucking handing you the gun myself, I'm giving up.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 6h

Pretty much—

[ A generous sip from his can taken, letting the beverage fill his cheeks before he'd swallow it down. ]

Mmn- But, I'm not going to over-do it.. Most likely. Indulging a bit is fine in.. company. It's fine.

Moving on— I think I could handle any break in easily, man. But with you? ++

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 9h

[ Some silence went on for a minute, Jason studying Roy. Subtle. ]

Yeah, yeah he would. You breaking some streak ‘cause of me?

[ The tone was light, posture relaxed. Like he didn’t give a shit—giving the other nothing to get defensive over. He took another mouthful of beer. ]

Don’t know—

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 2d

Don't get me wrong, Dick's someone who's important to me— we've been friends for ages even when he's been a pain in the ass.

I think that just runs in your family, though. But he'd probably give some holier than thou speech about my habbits. Haven't drank in eons.

Mostly. ++

Reposted by —— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑.

𝖱𝖺𝗏𝖾𝗇 . @feathercrafts.bsky.social · 9h

spooky❥

if i die its bc of pyro

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 9h

My rugburn weenie :C

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 9h

My pp hurt

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

// LIES

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

// mwaah

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

// spooky kept me up past my bedtime.. i must now honk shoo

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

// Kiss my BOOTYCHEEKS!!!

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

// >:( no

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

"I DON'T LIKE FEET?!"

"I'm an ass man."

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

"I DID NOT????"

Reposted by —— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑.

𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄, @the-vindicator.bsky.social · 1d

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, okay.. let me grab.. yeah.

[ He's holding Curio's waist– ]

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

Roy. Roy, look at me. Snap out of it and grab the other end-

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

I'll do anything you want forever...

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

// im sorry spooky

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

"I haven't gotten laid in forever so now I just start thinking about having sex with my friends.. I saw my friend Wally the other day and I couldn't stop wishing he'd superspeed his superseed into me, you know?"

"I also have a friend named Dick, that speaks for itself."

𝖣𝖾𝖺𝗇 𝖶 . @whiskeyhunt.bsky.social · 1d

"Come to confess?"

This man is not an actual priest, Dean Whinchester will not absolve you—

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

I'll do anything you want forever...

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

Then help me get this one put together.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Th—

The bed— after..

I want to break beds with you every night for the rest of my life...

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Th—

The bed— after..

I want to break beds with you every night for the rest of my life...

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

Roy. Sweetie. Random man who came into my life because he thought I have baby making hips.

This better be for a new bed after what happened to the last one.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

That's not my–

This is— ....

I may have misread the situation..

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

// i have to go back to work now yyfycydfyug

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

// THAT REPLY HAS ME WEAK IM SOBBING

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—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

"Address it to Pound Town, my favorite spot to go. Really, nothing's better than taking someone to pound town."

"anyone at this point really." A quick nod of his head, hands at his waist. "Getting busy, getting freaky, doing that thang."

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Pen scratching to a halt. Looking up at the other, bewildered.

"Any hole is goal, sir-? The people in this country have very peculiar names."

A shrug. Not his business. He's just the postsman. Jotting the infernal words down.

"And address?"

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

"Right yeah.."

He's looking over the clipboard, a finger tapping at it lightly.

"Can you just put for recipient — any hole is goal?"

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

That's not my–

This is— ....

I may have misread the situation..

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

Roy, why the hell do you keep a screwdriver in your pants like that? You have pockets. Use them.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

// I giggled. Admittedly.

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

. . . Okay, I love you, too.

[ ???????? ]

I'm ready.

[ Unzipping his pants?????? ]

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝕻𝖔𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖑 @poisonedmoth.bsky.social · 1d

. . .

Roy, how the hell are we going to move this thing if you don't help me lift it?

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Are you sure...?