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Shell
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About to put a new phone case on my Galaxy so hold on to your asses.
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My fruit and nut blend seed brings all the birds to the yard.
Hey, did y'all hear that time is money?
I'm a dumbass but not 'give up my entire life and move to another country for love' kind of dumbass.
We all know you're a supermodel
Democrats would like to be spoken to like we're not all fucking stupid.
Get your ass up and back on that bike.
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I'll be right with you, just need to lay here for three or four years and figure out next steps.
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Raskin details how he tried to get unanimous consent today to force Johnson to swear in Adelita Grijalva, but the Acting Speaker Haridopolos "scurried out of the room"
Watching 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way and feeling decent about myself.
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ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.
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I think the tip from his family did the heavy lifting.
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It’s a SICKENING thing to watch
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Johnson: They go before cameras incredibly and just lie to the American people. Over and over. It's a stunning thing to watch
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There is nothing you can say that would make me care about my work self evaluation at this point in my life
What's in it for me?
I'll take your word for it.
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