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Shrillest Ceiling

@shrillceiling.bsky.social

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Modern-day cryptid and half feral bastard woman. 1996 broodspawn. Burnt out she/they transbian.

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · Dec 5

I dunno, I just think that regeneration (not for sex reasons) is a cool super power, and it'd be fun to have (NOT FOR SEX REASONS!!!).

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 4h

Overcome with the urge to consume an entire rotisserie chicken.

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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 12h

I love when people discover that everything they've ever eaten is just brassica wearing a funny mustache disguise

Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 13h

i'm sorry WHAT

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Brassica oleracea, also known as wild cabbage in its uncultivated form, is a plant of the family Brassicaceae. The species originated from feral populations of related plants in the Eastern Mediterranean, where it was most likely first cultivated. It has many common cultivars used as vegetables, including cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, romanesco, kale, Brussels sprout, collard, Savoy cabbage, kohlrabi, and gai lan.

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 7h

Would you still love me if I was a wyrm?

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mortal juniperil 🏳️‍⚧️ @blahaj.rodeo · 13h

why does it have to be cis people hurting me on their terms? why can’t it be trans people hurting me on terms we negotiate up front?

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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 9h

I am literally so cute it is Criminal I'm not cuddling with a lesbian right now

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 1d

Went to The Girlies and they told me I'm hot as fuck and smart as hell and now I am Invincible

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 2d

Finally starting prog.

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Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · 4d

The only kind of climate change I can approve of 😌

Two big red cats circle a terrified hog encased in ice. The cat's tails are flames and melt the ice partially, exposing some pig butt and giving it a singe. "Uh-oh Step-Pig, I'm Stuck...!" ok I made the joke for you so you don't have to. Hot ham smoke emits from the pig and spells "BECOME AN" and melted ice on the bottom spells "ICE-FREE ZONE"

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Meredith McClaren at ROMICS Oct '25 @iniquitousfish.bsky.social · 3d

Me, weeping, listening to the most fucked up shit:
'I-I JUST LOVE HORROR. SO MUCH.'

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Faith @fainora.bsky.social · 3d

Seems like the perfect day to find me an international wife so I can emigrate out of this chaos.

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 5d

I've been running Marvo in commander for a hot minute now, and this might actually be my favorite trio of cards to get on the field at once. Truly unhinged behavior.

Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 5d

It's the dysphoria.

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Memes For Freaks™ @memesforfreaks.bsky.social · 8d

Happy Kinktober

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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 7d

"What advice would you give early career writers?"

*most lofty authorly voice* Well as we all know, it is important for an artisan to use the finest tools, and store them in the finest receptacles

a handful of novel editing tools (pens, highlighters, post-its, flags) wedged into a blue and green handmade ceramic cup. the cup has tiddies with starfish on them. mermaid tiddies, if you will.

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 7d

Promises #MTG

We're going to print outside intellectual properties on Magic cards using reskins and silver borders.
Wotc
Actually, we'll print the outside properties in black border, but we'll also offer in-universe versions.
Wotc
Actually, we won't offer in-universe versions, but uB won't be legal in Standard.
Wotc
Actually, UB will be legal in Standard, but only half of the sets will be uB.
Wotc
Actually, there'll be four uB sets and three in-universe sets in 2026, but it'll be half and half in 2027.
Wotc
Don't you believe us?
Wotc
cardboard-crack.com

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 7d

Decided to check out @killjamxxx.bsky.social, less than a minute in it solidified itself as the exact kind of horny shit I was looking for. Listen to it if you get the chance. This isn't a recommendation. Do it. Now.

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 9d

(Making a dating profile) just a foul beast looking for a valiant hero to run me through with her sword.

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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · Aug 26

Looking through all your Taylor Swift engagement posts like

The Joker: THIS TOWN DESERVES A GAYER CLASS OF MONOCULTURE

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Mom Friend "Free Link" 64 @pengarr.postes.club · 10d

i can remind myself all day that i am a unique and beloved child (of the universe or of God or both, as you will) with innate worth and dignity

but when the government tries to say that i'm subhuman and unlovable

nothing reminds me they're wrong quite like flirting with gorgeous women

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 10d

The discover tab is for liberalism and kinks you don't have.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 10d

this is a great piece and a very important thing to keep in mind

it is possible to be clear-eyed about what we’re facing without throwing up your hands and going, well, I guess we’ve lost forever, nothing we can do about it

we have not and we shouldn’t make it easier for them

Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 11d

Stop dooming!
badfaithtimes.com/the-doomers-...

The Doomers Are Inheriting The Earth

Fascists want nothing more than for you to believe the shadows on the wall are real, that you've lost.

badfaithtimes.com

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Neilly from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 10d

Queer Americans: start documenting stories like these for your asylum claims. Take it seriously. Prepare now.

MSNBC @msnbc.com · 10d

EXCLUSIVE: FBI Director Kash Patel fired an agent in training for displaying a gay pride flag on his desk while appointed to a field office in California last year, according to three people familiar with the matter and a dismissal notice reviewed by MSNBC.
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/k...

Kash Patel fires FBI agent trainee for displaying gay pride flag

The FBI employee was fired on the first day of the government shutdown as President Trump threatened more terminations.

www.msnbc.com

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sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 10d

It is a high holy day

The "on October 3rd, he asked me what day it was

It's October 3rd" moment from Mean Girls

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Shrillest Ceiling @shrillceiling.bsky.social · 10d

My friends see me as looming, ominous, and faceless, save for two far too wide rows of teeth, so do with that what you will.