Shrillest Ceiling
@shrillceiling.bsky.social
Modern-day cryptid and half feral bastard woman. 1996 broodspawn. Burnt out she/it transbian.
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I dunno, I just think that regeneration (not for sex reasons) is a cool super power, and it'd be fun to have (NOT FOR SEX REASONS!!!).
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qualuuds and driving
Time for Nintendo's mascot to try something new
Forget tennis, here are the other pro sports Mario should be super at
Time for Nintendo's mascot to try something new
www.polygon.com
February 16, 2026 at 3:31 PM
qualuuds and driving
Ma'am, you can't just casually call me "beauty." I'm incredibly dumb, and so fucking gay. I will catch feelings.
February 16, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Ma'am, you can't just casually call me "beauty." I'm incredibly dumb, and so fucking gay. I will catch feelings.
The day I successfully lift someone with my teeth, my purpose will be fulfilled, and I'll vanish without a trace.
February 15, 2026 at 1:33 PM
The day I successfully lift someone with my teeth, my purpose will be fulfilled, and I'll vanish without a trace.
Just found out my ex still uses a picture of a bite mark I left to let people know what she's after on grindr.
February 15, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Just found out my ex still uses a picture of a bite mark I left to let people know what she's after on grindr.
Sometime, you gotta chew on people. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
February 15, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Sometime, you gotta chew on people. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
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happy valentine’s day
February 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
happy valentine’s day
Been a while since I posted anything.
February 14, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Been a while since I posted anything.
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It’s crazy the sheer number of supposedly rational people who were like “ok but it’s good at health stuff” early on.
When AI was added to a tool for sinus surgery: “Cerebrospinal fluid leaked from one patient’s nose. In another… a surgeon mistakenly punctured the base of a patient’s skull. In two other cases, patients suffered strokes after a major artery was accidentally injured”
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts
Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...
www.reuters.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
It’s crazy the sheer number of supposedly rational people who were like “ok but it’s good at health stuff” early on.
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harem anime but all the girls are secretly competing to be the one who cracks the "guy"'s egg
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 PM
harem anime but all the girls are secretly competing to be the one who cracks the "guy"'s egg
If you see me at the bar, about to get eaten by a lesbian werewolf and vampire, do not save me, I am exactly where I want to be.
February 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
If you see me at the bar, about to get eaten by a lesbian werewolf and vampire, do not save me, I am exactly where I want to be.
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Grabbed this info sheet from the library resource desk. The library providing the political education.
February 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Grabbed this info sheet from the library resource desk. The library providing the political education.
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit
February 4, 2026 at 10:41 AM
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit
So excited for the Squirrel Stapler movie.
February 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
So excited for the Squirrel Stapler movie.
Sometimes, I'll look away from a youtuber for a few months, only to come back and find out she transitioned while I was gone.
February 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Sometimes, I'll look away from a youtuber for a few months, only to come back and find out she transitioned while I was gone.
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Can't now find it but there's a classic old tweet which said something like "Every time we're on the verge of achieving class consciousness in America a CIA sleeper agent activates and, their eyes glowing red, they just tweet out "John Brown was a white saviour"" and I think about it often.
February 2, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Can't now find it but there's a classic old tweet which said something like "Every time we're on the verge of achieving class consciousness in America a CIA sleeper agent activates and, their eyes glowing red, they just tweet out "John Brown was a white saviour"" and I think about it often.
They need to make a version of someone staring up at you longingly while resting their head on your tits that doesn't involve getting stabbed by their chin.
January 24, 2026 at 11:47 AM
They need to make a version of someone staring up at you longingly while resting their head on your tits that doesn't involve getting stabbed by their chin.
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Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
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We experienced a truly incredible moment at the aquarium when this octopus decided to be a total jerk to its tankmate.
January 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM
We experienced a truly incredible moment at the aquarium when this octopus decided to be a total jerk to its tankmate.
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omg i finally found that tweet
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 AM
omg i finally found that tweet
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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
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im literally romanceslop, you only like me because you love me
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
im literally romanceslop, you only like me because you love me
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the only people whose opinion on Greenland we should be listening to are the Greenlandic indigenous communities.
January 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
the only people whose opinion on Greenland we should be listening to are the Greenlandic indigenous communities.
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Anthony is on the brink of eviction. Please give if you can! Anything helps!
Down to needing $1,200, but need it RIGHT NOW to avoid getting evicted!! Please help if you can!!
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$1,250 to go!!! Two hours to go!! The rent needs to be paid TODAY!!! PLEASE HELP!!
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spot.fund/121vs4wct
gofund.me/977004d80
January 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Anthony is on the brink of eviction. Please give if you can! Anything helps!
Sorry, my ability to be pleasant to be around kinda died when I woke up to the government I'm stuck living under kidnapping a foreign head of state.
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Sorry, my ability to be pleasant to be around kinda died when I woke up to the government I'm stuck living under kidnapping a foreign head of state.
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Me, every morning since November 2016.
[wakes up] “I’m sorry, what”
January 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Me, every morning since November 2016.