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Scott With Silent T

@silenttscott.bsky.social

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The first t is silent in Scott. Trying to inspire. Content creator. Blogger. Coffee shop journaling champion. (Mid-Atlantic region) Hikes with dogs.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · Nov 22

I know I wasn’t the father you deserved, but whether you knew it or not, I was at every one of your mime recitals silently cheering.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 44m

This whole year has had the consistency and taste of Lima Bean Chili.

Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 1d

Boy. Accidentally switching the Q for a G when notifying coworkers you’d like to hang motivational plaques around the office can create quite the confusion. They didn’t have to call the CDC though.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 1d

[Receiving Nobel Peace Prize]

Me: "I’m honored, Mr. Chairman.”

My Mom from the audience: "He wet the bed til he was 17!”

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 1d

Alexa monitors my bowel movements. The sensor is tiny and can be inserted by any loved one.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 1d

Anybody that finds the two for fingernails I lost while making these cookies gets to lick the bowl.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 1d

Now, I would wait a few days before cooking a frozen pizza😆

Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 1d

Can A-I be intoxicated?

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 1d

May he rot in hell. And get producer credits on a Netflix docu-drama.

Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 2d

Did they ever catch that serial killer that replaced his victims’ teeth with candy corn?

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 2d

Message received. From now on my page will have 30% less Scott lore to wade through. Much of it was exaggerated anyway. I actually didn’t help found Dubuque, Iowa.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 2d

Every time I ask my lady “okay, you’re not going to flip out about this, right?” I look up and she’s already taken 3 commemorative Stars Hollow sabers down from the mantle.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 2d

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 3d

Chupacabra Awareness Month: Name some Chupacabras who've taught you a hard lesson.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 3d

Keep the olives and green peppers to yourself.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 3d

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 3d

👏 The umpossible sweet potato fries were great.

Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 3d

Wednesday Night Pizza Chat: How long after having take-out pizza would you ideally want to wait to have a frozen pizza? I’d want a four day cushion at least.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 3d

Every time I ask my lady “okay, you’re not going to flip out about this, right?” I look up and she’s already taken 3 ceremonial scimitars down from the mantle.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 4d

Whenever I'm reading an interesting internet article I always finish as fast as I can and then close it in case someone else wants to read it.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 4d

And did you know there’s an emoji for 🔱 ?

Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 4d

And did you know tridents sometimes have three points? Painful. Not like the tridents you see in comic books. Or those wussy harpoon guns.

Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 4d

Every time I ask my lady “okay, you’re not going to flip out about this, right?” I look up and she’s already taken 3 decorative tridents down from the mantle.

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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 5d

I boil a whole bunch of water at the beginning of the week then freeze it. If I ever need boiling water it’s right there ready to go

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 5d

On this date in Alternate History 1993: Kris Kross shoots Eddie Murphy. (Do you remember where you were when you first didn't get the news?)