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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 9h

I’m being slowly driven mad by the rhythmic thumping of water dropping onto an upside down metal canoe

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17h

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

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@regretagarbo.rip i still don’t understand what’s going on here or what it means to make it mama

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 9h

fucking losing it

tyra banks holding her ice cream cone and hot ice cream (?) while looking totally hinged.

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pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social · 8h

my house is a balmy 68.2 degrees! i just checked! that's a normal temperature! i'm sorry were you wanting to come over and proof some bread or

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 10h

improving movies with mr. bean: thread

Mr. Bean punching Nazis in Indiana Jones.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 8h

Sometimes during a conversation I actually run out of awkward and my soul leaves to smoke behind the 7-11.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 8h

there is no god when Diane Keaton dies before Woody Allen does

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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 7h

I shit your pants

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Pro Bollard Account @piegoblin.bsky.social · 8h

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chef tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 8h

remarkable close-up i was able to get of the arnolfini portrait.

A close-up photo of a mirror in the back of the Arnolfini portrait it is reflecting the painting, and there is incredible detail on it

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

His beard was like a temper tantrum. Her breath was better than her playlist. They made love in the Kohl’s parking lot.

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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 8h

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 8h

it sucks considerably that there are $1239214189451031084121 tariffs on things because i want to replace the gears on my bike but noooooo treats are illegal

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Scissors @rningscissors.bsky.social · 8h

I just did something weird to my shoulder that, by morning, will either be totally fine or will require surgery. Who’s to know?

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Jaime N. Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 1d

Plato didn’t say that shit get the fuck out of here

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Dr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea.bsky.social · 11h

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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 8h

Me too

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Marsha Loftis @msloftis.bsky.social · 13h

We are washed and dried. I am pleased with how this turned out. #StarTrek #quilt people often ask about the back of the quilt.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 8h

Me after loudly farting in line at the dmv

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 1d

Someone made a lot of money through insider trading. On the international betting site Polymarket, the eventual winner of the Nobel Peace Prize Maria Corina Machado went from rank outsider to 70% favourite in the early hours of Friday before the award was announced.

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Elizabeth Boyle @thecelticist.bsky.social · 22h

I don't know why, but this is, from start to finish, one of the funniest things I have read in ages. I hope this man is living his best life now.

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Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge

Nathan Rimmington ate his way through 3kg of sweets - and doctors were shocked he survived.

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🎬 ScreenMedia 🎞 @screenmedia.bsky.social · 1d

The Twilight Zone episode “NIGHTMARE AT 20,000 FEET” originally aired #OnThisDay in 1963, the first of six episodes in the series directed by Richard Donner, it starred William Shatner, Christine White, Edward Kemmer, Asa Maynor and Nick Cravat

📺 CBS Productions

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Derik the Selfish Man @deriktheselfishman.bsky.social · 10h

My daughter was talking to my wife and I about lockdown drills at her school, and at one point she said

"It's like a game of hide and seek, but you can only play once if you die."

This broke my heart. We live in a sick society, and I dont know if their is a cure.

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Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · 12h

This is just unreal. The level of panic in speech pathology groups is off the charts

Sara Partridge, Ph.D. @sarapartridge.bsky.social · 19h

There are reports that the *entire* office of special education at the US Dept of Education has been cut. These hardworking folks ensure kids with disabilities get equal access to a quality education.

America’s children deserve better than this.

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