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Newhart. He wakes up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette in his bedroom from The Bob Newhart Show and tells her he just had the wildest dream.
Just absolutely perfect.
January 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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Culley's World's Hottest Ramen Noodles (2026)
#godzilla
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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Easiest thing in the world to say shit like this
January 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Why are they all wearing hot dog costumes?
January 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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also, bluesky
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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red run drive-in theater, route 16, rouzerville, pennsylvania, 1982
January 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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So HR says Guinness is not an acceptable breakfast option and also that I have to replace the toaster in the break room
January 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Cancel strikes again! Another having a great career in cancellation.
Why is Jeffrey Toobin back?
January 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
January 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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And he is OBSESSED with the cat
January 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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This guy has such a hilarious face
January 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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it's snot-freezing-in-your-nose cold outside and while i curse my ancestors on a regular basis for settling in this godforsaken climate, i also have to respect them for all surviving enough winters to manage to procreate.
January 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
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*looking at what the white house is putting out*

i think this is fine and normal and something that can be easily fixed by grabbing a few house seats and then proceeding to do nothing while sitting in them.
January 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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On a side note, seed catalogs remain one of the last outposts of the Big Honkin' Print Catalog and not Pamphlet That Refers You to the Company Website.
Mail Carrier Joseph Svobodny with Seed Catalogs (1950)
Source: Hennepin County Library
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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woke up on a secret side of the bed that scientists are asking me not to talk about
January 6, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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His name was Kevin Greeson
January 6, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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If all the trees were balsam trees
And all our pillows filled with these
How sweet indeed would be our slumbers
How fair the dreams in countless numbers

❤️
January 6, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Cool squirrel thing OTD: I found this little balsam pillow among my late father's things. It's almost certainly from his childhood in the 1930s #sqrlpix (note the 2 cents postage)
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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If you won't listen to us, maybe you'll listen to this horse.
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Someone posted a picture of the Matterhorn and I will forever think of this wedding anytime I see this mountain

Here’s the rest of it
Y’all wanna see the rest of the wedding?
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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Raccoonosaurus is back from parts unknown. 👍

#mammals
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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typical man smh

you go, squirrel!
This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 6, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM