Frankenstein's Slacker
@slackerpal.bsky.social
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doomer with a heart of gold he/him I'm putting together a little project called Generation Apocalypse Webzine, follow it at: @genpox.bsky.social (the account is run by my daughter Leslie) & check it out at: genpox.com
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the answer to the question no one asked is:

no I ain't dead yet

the follow up question no one asked:

this is what I've been up to.

[jeb bush please clap voice:] give it a look-see if you got a moment and maybe a little boost. thanks 🙏
slackerpal.bsky.social
Cast Off Your Chains In One Easy Step!
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*reads the room*:

...

*googles "asinine definition"*
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Reading the Wikipedia entry for "Family Tree" so I can remember everyone's name at the Berenstain Bear family reunion.
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furry porn called When Harts Like Our Meat
slackerpal.bsky.social
I have been described thusly as well
slackerpal.bsky.social
back in my day we'd tie fresh sprigs of dill weed to our belts and say "what's the dilly, yo"
slackerpal.bsky.social
post from the Cuddle Connection app:

Power Little Spoon Looking For Cozy Big Spoon To Binge Trash TV On Comfy Sofa
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pixelthegnome.bsky.social
telling the cashier at the gas station i'll cherish this moment forever when she asked me to sign up for the rewards program
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
When you're in a hurry to get out of a phish concert
Pack of crackers that says get moving crackers on the package
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every time you fail at video games God loves you a little less
slackerpal.bsky.social
How many more years of "man-made horrors too stupid to believe" do we have to go through before we get to the ones BEYOND comprehension?
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medieval alchemist version of a hang in there, baby poster
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Uploading my gut bacteria's consciousness onto the Cloud so I can wreak havoc in the Metaverse.
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Bluesky Elders reading the skyline and waiting for the right moment save their app - their Home.
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slackerpal.bsky.social
Two guys coming to fisticuffs over whether society is becoming more Dickensian or Kafkaesque.

Third guy in the corner stifling a sob and muttering under his breath: "No, they're both wrong. It's Orwellian."
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reactorsff.bsky.social
If science fiction has taught us anything, it's that we'd see heavily armed bases on the Moon in our lifetimes. Not sure it's a good idea? @jdnicoll.bsky.social offers five unassailable pro-Moon base arguments.

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Five Extremely Convincing Reasons We Should Build Armed Bases on the Moon - Reactor
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
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theferocity.bsky.social
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this TikTok since yesterday. Sherman was stressing those ladies out.
inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social
sherman, for the love of god!
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Is this considered Foreshadowing?
globe shaped fire pit with flames coming out of negative space continents
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I don't think Nerd Alerts are real. I don't think you can program an alarm to detect that. Preposterous.
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slackerpal.bsky.social
LOTR cooking show:

A Touch More Gravy with Thrombo Baggins
slackerpal.bsky.social
Two guys coming to fisticuffs over whether society is becoming more Dickensian or Kafkaesque.

Third guy in the corner stifling a sob and muttering under his breath: "No, they're both wrong. It's Orwellian."
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hydrationchimp.bsky.social
feds distracted time to start a side hustle
Me and homie about to get silly and commit some tomfoolery
(Were stealing copper wire to buy ciggies and scratch tickets)