Actually more into him coming up thru pseudo fascism, believing his body to be an emphemoral vessel used for further glory of the Emperor, and crashing himself into an aircraft carrier with a sour face on it.

While Mahomes is like "oh, is this even a big game?"

When do I get the cheap Argentine beef? We worked that out, right?....right?

I ❤️ Viz

The Venn diagram of this and modern Christianity is a circle, and baby Jesus rolling in his grave all "was I not clear, motherfuckers?"

Shurmur sucks ass

Such a chonky boy

In 24 hours time I learned the gist of what RFK Jr's dick looks like and what kinda porn Kid Rock will immediately look up after this interview. I hate this timeline.

Yes, I too got those yesterday and just curled up in weird places too

Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE

Bc he exploded like the Emperor in Star Wars

But each of those 1200 immediately formed their own band.

sherman, for the love of god!

it's not FOR us

So Pete Hegseth is getting gender affirming care while kicking highly qualified, highly trained trans service members out of our military? Got it.

Why no Double Dog Nobel Prize?

Trump will just have to keep murdering fishermen until you stupid jerks give him the peace prize

My only solace is the rest of the world seems completely on board with renewable energy as a future, and we'll just be the stupid country completely behind on it.

This is fucking Grand

I'll pay double to kill KKK people in a game, and I'll pay right now.

I think Democrats need to make it more obvious that some nebulous thing called the United States didn't bail out Argentina, but I paid to do that, and my neighbor, and the lady down the street, and EVERY FUCKING AMERICAN bailed out Argentina without any say in it while we can't afford groceries.

Nothing makes me more nostalgic for home than my dumbass people cheering "Let's Go Giants" while their own team is on offense loud enough to make their own team false start.

It's like a reverse 12th man, ya fuck'n numbskulls.