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🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃

@smolotterbean.bsky.social

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30/yo Metalhead (Black Metal is my favorite) Pansexual Nonbinary Available 🔞 MINORS DNI 🔞

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🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 11d

Don't ever disrespect military veterans because several of my neighbors, family and friends are veterans and they are some of the most honest, respectful and decent people I've ever met. You don't know what they've been through but I have heard some of the horrors they lived through. Be respectful.

🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 11h

I tried calling the job, HR and the Union, to no avail. Well Randy, I bet you're a happy sick sadistic sonofabitch, RIGHT? ARE YOU HAPPY THAT YOU FUCKED ME OVER AND MADE SURE MY PERSONAL BELONGINGS WOULD GET PASSED AROUND AS TROPHIES OF YOUR CONQUEST?

🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 11h

Randy is going to regret getting me fired from my job

🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 11h

And I hope the axe falls right on Randy's neck!

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🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 11h

Oh there's going to be an axe fall

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🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 13h

RANDY BETTER NOT FORGET THAT I KNOW WHO HE IS AND WHERE HE WORKS

🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 15h

I don't want to torture him slowly and painfully, noooo. I'm fine, I'm totally fine.

🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 15h

I'm fine, I'm not angry at Randy for getting in my face about a conversation that was none of his business and started a beef that got me fired, I'M FINE.

🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 15h

I hope Randy falls into a giant Japanese hornet's nest. Fuck Randy.

🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 16h

I hope Randy gets maimed on the job he got me fired from

🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 16h

I HELPED A LIL WASP FREN ACROSS THE BIKE TRAIL

🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 16h

All hail Slayer

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 17h

Wish my mind was this clear aome days.

A clear blue sky with a pond,.building, and a line of oak trees in the background.

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🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 17h

Dyslexia strikes again as I misread And as Anal

🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 17h

AM A HECCIN CUTE LIL OTTERBEAN

🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 17h

RAINING BLOOOOOOD!

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🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 17h

a close up of a otter looking out of a hole in a wall .

ALT: a close up of a otter looking out of a hole in a wall .

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🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 17h

Having chestsicles and a thicc butt would fix me

🎃🦦 SpoopyOtter🦦🎃 @smolotterbean.bsky.social · 17h

Nuuuuu, that's bad thoughts

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🎃 Spooky Chip bitney 🎃 @fragboner.bsky.social · 19h

I wish ads felt pain when you skipped thems

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 8d

fairy godmother (w/huge rack) would fix me

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vero🐠 @ginkgocrown.bsky.social · 19h

I wish a beautiful woman would keep me in her purse like a toy dog

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 1d

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy,

asking him to share my comfy crypt with me.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2d

I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾

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Jem's Jumpers UK @jemsjumpers.bsky.social · 22h

When we say this boy is big, we mean it 😅 he's around 1 inch (including leg span). But he's such a big softy. We haven't posted since we chose his name, so...

...everyone meet Ren 🥰 #jumpingspider #cutespider

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 22h

On Toad’s birthday Frog gave him a hat. Toad was delighted.

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