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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named)

@smurfmasterjym.bsky.social

1.7K followers 740 following 22K posts

Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️‍⚧️ ally.

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 5h

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 5h

*begins sweating to not give in*

a man in a suit and tie is scratching his head while standing in front of a crowd .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is scratching his head while standing in front of a crowd .

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 5h

It's hard to believe that Wikipedia removed their article on Gullibility.

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 8h

Dear MAGA, maybe America First wasn't a political positioning statement but who Trump would destroy first.

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 16h

Too much truth in one meme

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 15h

ICE IS DISAPPEARING PEOPLE TO WORK CAMPS

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ᑕ ᕼ ᓰ ᗷ 〇 ᒪ 乇 @chibole.bsky.social · 23h

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 14h

A 15 year old boy with autism went missing earlier this week

He was selling fruit with his family in Springbranch when he disappeared

They filed a missing person’s report & begged the public to help find him

Turns out he was in a Houston ICE detention facility

They kidnapped a disabled child!

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 9h

36hrs sounds like a moderated bot farm/reply farm

Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 10h

You mean the Thrifty Nickel isn't in the mix anywhere?

Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 10h

Listening to the No Cover Charge podcast on YouTube episode 6.... The legendary Tommy Emmanuel is putting on a master class...

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Gerald @gschroep.bsky.social · 17h

We should be so lucky.

Jon Smith @destroy2025now.bsky.social · 17h

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 16h

Fat Satan got his COVID booster shot yesterday. If he doesn’t listen to his Trumpshit-crazy HHS Secretary, why should we?

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Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social · 14h

I think I'm fucked up today because I slept 6 hours (yes, in a row!). My circuits are on overload. Only one cure: MST3K

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therealdwoo.bsky.social 🚣🏻‍♂️🏡 @therealdwoo.bsky.social · 11h

Your Daily Reminder:

RFK jr is a menace to public health

theonion.com/limbless-sli...

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’

WASHINGTON—Suddenly appearing at the lectern after emerging from a hole in the floor, a limbless, slippery Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced at a White House press conference Friday that “becoming an ee...

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16h

Hey, you idiotic propagandists at the New York Post:

God Bless America isn't the national anthem. It's a SHOW TUNE written by Irving Berlin.

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Rememberancer Terra @transgirlterra.bsky.social · 11h

It’s incredible because if you look at anything Charlie Kirk said he was completely anathematic towards the teachings of Christ

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 11h

He was anathema to *choose any religion* and it's teachings

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12h

It’s the Feds making Portland look like a war zone— not the protesters.

And honestly, these protesters are brilliant. They’re flipping the whole authoritarian cosplay on its ass!

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 11h

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 11h

Their message is ribbeting

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17h

And people tell me the libs have no knack for messaging.

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TeeKay @teekayinusa.bsky.social · 14h

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 18h

a man in a brown jacket is pointing in front of a sign that says that 's true

ALT: a man in a brown jacket is pointing in front of a sign that says that 's true

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