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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick”

@somedankinmycup.bsky.social

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He/him 1312. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there . I am not Lil Wayne’s son.

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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · Sep 9

You usually never really know what another person is going through, but if you personally make their life a living hell you can be fairly certain.

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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1h

My brother looks just like white Jesus.

FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1h

Good Morning

FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1h

Getting sponsored by Campbell’s CHUNKY for my thick, meaty piss.

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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1h

This opinion slaps

FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 1h

Getting sponsored by Campbell’s CHUNKY for my thick, meaty piss.

FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h

🙏 thank you. Someone needs to

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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h

Not really, but just a tiny bit.

FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h

Everytime I get a sliver of hope I see the cringiest shit and I’m like 🤷🏼‍♂️ Maybe we deserve to be an Oligarchic Kakistocracy.

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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h

Fair

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onion person @junlper.beer · 20h

the more i think about it, bari weiss running CBS is direct proof there’s not really a meritocracy in any real way under capitalism. the opposite is true in this system, failing upwards is the default the more a country becomes an oligarchy

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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h

Putting Gel inserts … you know…inside.

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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h

Right 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Nate Patrin @natepatrin.bsky.social · 16h

things bullets say

Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social · 16h

Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.

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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h

I guess a simple “somebody poisoned the waterhole” is asking too much.

FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h

Fine I’ll dogpile on the shitlib too 😔

FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h

This is proof that if you stick your entire head up your ass, your shitlibness becomes more shit than lib. Previously theorized but never proven.

David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 17h

The extreme left’s weird soft treatment of Nick Fuentes is a reminder that if you go far enough in either direction, you loop back around

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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h

Unheard of in this place

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 7h

Am sad and only have pretzels to eat

Anybody have $10 for a Taco Bell they could spare?

💜 $LaurenMcKenziest ca,v,pp

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Tracy @tracylacy84.bsky.social · 8h

Ugh, “subtitles not available” should not exist in modern streaming. What the actual fuck?

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 14h

ey brah this you?

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · Apr 19

well well well
looks like the imaginary leftists i just made up to get mad at are back at it again

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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h

You got me good. Made me look like a real weirdo freak, ha.

FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 7h

Oh shit, I think someone hacked my account and has been posting terrible things for the last two years.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 8h

In America, a parallelogram is called a parallelo0.035ounces

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FriendsCallMe“Douchedick” @somedankinmycup.bsky.social · 8h

What do you say?

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BSunn @bhaynes.bsky.social · 16h

Hey my niggas, it’s some really dope women on this app and in this world. Stop tryna fuck em all and just be their friend.

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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 22h

i'm all for hating on Bari Weis but let's be real, she is a symptom of a much much deeper sickness. the fact that the US and its media industry routinely elevates and rewards talentless reactionary crybullies like Weis is a moral & ethical indictment on every conceivable level

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