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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 11d

Oh hi! Does anyone fancy…. 🎃 The Spooky Halloween-branded Food Thread of 2025 🎃???

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 3h

the existence of sex in the city implies the existence of uncomfortable silences in the village

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 3h

If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 3h

M&S Bat Fangs: right, NOW we are cooking. These fang-shaped Wotsit knock offs are successfully fulfilling the spooky brief: ‘fang-tastically cheesy’! A massive bat that looks high as a kite! A ‘warning’ they won’t stick around for long lololololol! Fang-you, M&S, I needed this 4/5

Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 3h

Morrisons’ Frighteningly Fizzy Fangs: I like the alliteration and the general conceit, sure. But tell me more about these frighteningly fizzy fangs! I want backstory! I want to know if I’ll be having a fright with every bite! Entertain me, frighteningly fizzy fangs! 2/5

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Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs.com · 23h

What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 1d

Not sure why this one is such a shock to me. It’s unclear from the report whether she’d been ill. If she was I didn’t know it. For me, I think, it’s that Keaton was so alive, exuberant, so crackling with energy even fairly far into old age that it somehow doesn’t seem to fit. So many iconic roles.

Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 1d

Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
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Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

Arghhh fucking hell

Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 1d

Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
people.com/diane-keaton...

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

The most manly of locations: Morrisons

Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

But would you split the G

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

They had Guinness flavoured ketchup and bbq sauce too and I bought the bbq sauce 👀 👀 👀

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

This is what Baby Guinness shots should actually be made of

Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

You know what it is

Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

Would you have preferred that

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

You drink it cold straight from the can obviously Michael

Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

Well now you can dip them in this bad boy!

Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 1d

Great news for people who consider themselves Real Men

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah exactly. There was literally a billboard of [redacted] in their Traitor cloak on the road near me today

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2d

We used to be a real country* (*have Traitors episodes on Fridays)

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2d

That’s right because you know the bits of the floor that have worn paint are the places to stand 😎 😎 👌 👌

Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2d

You know you’ve really made it in London when you get off the tube and know exactly the correct direction to go into straight away without hesitation

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2d

It’s alright Nick I wasn’t talking about Mel C I Turn to You (Hex Hector remix) I promise

Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2d

Remixed songs are great because they’re like listening to that song you were already a fan of but it takes way longer to get to the bit in the song you like so you have to work harder to enjoy it x

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Em (slutty Halloween costume edition) @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 2d

Me when that one work colleague I hate does literally anything #celebritytraitors

Tom Daley giving Kate Garraway *major* side-eye

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Sophie Hell 😈 @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2d

How could it not be when you've got lapels bigger than Jupiter #CelebrityTraitors

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