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@spleenly.bsky.social

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Woke worker, adrift academic, data digger, conflagrant coder, lightly dark, deeply shallow. Every tech job, all at once. he/him #ATX My shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabdifjqy6jm

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 20d

Consider that we don't even have a shared cultural understanding of what can be flushed.

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 2h

This is the correct response. ✅😂

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 9h

Lared Jeto

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 9h

I get why polyamory is so popular in California. It takes 3 incomes to survive and 4 to have nice things.

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Wifetron 3030 @nebulena.net · 11h

standing in my living room swinging around a foam katana

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! spooky kat ! @kat.yaps.fyi · 11h

can't wait to kiss pretty women in hell👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10h

i carry a hostess snoball around with me at all times as a talisman against those whose wish i’d eat healthier

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 11h

On a lighter note: hazmat recycling day!

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 11h

I'm not going anywhere, nor am I drinking bat blood or whatever the billionaires are attempting to live to 200.

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12h

Seems like more of a meal, like a porridge. 😋

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12h

My windshield has been cracked half way across since 1997. There are no rules here, but I do get warnings in other states.

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12h

😬 My plates are valid in the computer, I just have the old sticker. My truck is too old to inspect. 😂

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12h

Better turn down the Fuck Tha Police

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12h

Just noticed I've been driving around on expired tags for 11 days ha ha whoops.

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12h

I don't care if 7000 people have done this one.

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12h

Who called them porn bots and not intrusive thots

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12h

Society is an intrusive thought.

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13h

Literally the only reason I would want to live longer is to see these motherfuckers die.

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 13h

I find it mildly cathartic to travel deep into the wilderness and flip double birds at the sky.

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 14h

My grandfather had an amazing policy which was if he was sitting on his front porch anyone could stop and talk to him, but *at no other place or time*.

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 14h

Decided hint of autumn in the air. And burning car.

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 14h

Plot twist: markets revealed to be fundamentally irrational.

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 15h

The two modes of shark respiration being called "buccal pumping" and "ram ventilation" needs to calm down.

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 15h

Also stirring. So much stirring.

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 1d

Family in town so I will mostly be chopping vegetables for the next 24 hours.

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𝐭⃥𝐡⃥𝐞⃥ 𝐋⃥𝐢⃥𝐯⃥-⃥𝐢⃥𝐧⃥𝐠⃥ 𝐝⃥𝐞⃥𝐚⃥𝐝⃥ @soppressexy.bsky.social · 1d

I am a certified hater but aware enough to keep my opinions to myself

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 18h

Australians make the best horror because they live on the earth’s most terrifying continent.