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riding your local bus to the baseball stadium and movie theater. daylight the jones falls. build the red line. nationalize csx. move the bullets back to baltimore.
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Yeah somewhat, although I think if Pulp Fiction : Boogie Nights : Royal Tenenbaums, then Reservoir Dogs : Hard Eight : Rushmore, and Bottle Rocket is just kind of... there. But I'm not a Bottle Rocket guy really. Rushmore still has all the energy but feels like Wes, just raw
bguizzet.bsky.social
bottlerocket for wes anderson is kind of like this, too, i think. definitely more amateurish and small ball, but has some really funny set pieces and anderson flourishes that are noticeable w/o being sort of distracting...or all encompassing.
sprawlhater.bsky.social
Every person responsible for running highways through the middle of urban areas should be tortured by hades for all of eternity
sprawlhater.bsky.social
Do you ever ride up 83 and look over the side at the Falls and just get despondent thinking about all of the tire particles and soot and emissions and runoff going straight into the harbor, asking for a friend
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*Me trying to buy bitter gourd and winter melon to make a healthy Malayali curry* oh and I'll take 2 fried potato pastries
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If you can resist the counter samosas at Punjab Grocery then I dunno, you have a superpower I am not sure I'd want
sprawlhater.bsky.social
Read this this morning and had never heard of these places! Definitely need to check out the sober market in Hampden
sprawlhater.bsky.social
She won the dang Best Actress Oscar for playing the titular character of the Best Picture winner and you don't lead with that?
sprawlhater.bsky.social
I have often described Burn After Reading as a warm blanket of a film, it is such a joy to watch on any occasion
sprawlhater.bsky.social
Brad Pitt acts his ass off in this film
sprawlhater.bsky.social
Do you have like Gatorade? Anything besides, like, Maryland swamp water?
sprawlhater.bsky.social
I'm just not sure OBAA is going to be one I'm going to want to rewatch. What it did make me want to do is rewatch BURN AFTER READING (2008)
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As I got home I couldn't help but think about how at least half of Americans want to make the lovely vibrant morning I had illegal, bulldoze every city on Earth, and force people to live as miserable, isolated monads with no prospects for joy or community
sprawlhater.bsky.social
Lovely Baltimore morning. @fullstorybaltimore.tours walking tour of Seton Hill ft. a neighbor walking by and saying "how are you lovely people doing this morning?", bustling Lexington Market lunch, Trinacria pasta run, park benches filled with happy people, musicians playing congas at Owl Corner
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actualkatherine.bsky.social
Also, thanks to @sprawlhater.bsky.social for playing along with my impromptu digression about late Victorian playoff baseball in Baltimore 😅 One of these days I'll actually remember the details of a subject before I launch into it
actualkatherine.bsky.social
I had such a nice time doing the Victorian-era Seton Hill tour one last time today 🥹
sprawlhater.bsky.social
A drive into deep left field by Castellanos
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Ludicrous TD throw from Castellanos
sprawlhater.bsky.social
Also got my beloved Gobbler (real heads know)
A Gobbler sandwich on rye
sprawlhater.bsky.social
Dipped into Lex for lunch and someone had lit an incense stick in the men's bathroom. God i love this ridiculous city
A burning incense stick standing upright inside a wall-mounted paper holder on a tiled wall in the bathroom of Lexington Market
sprawlhater.bsky.social
"That damn 11 year old should have not hit that bus!" - the news media
sprawlhater.bsky.social
it brings me no joy to report that I want this shirt
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the goal is to play baseball, not end the game, sorry
mikepetriello.bsky.social
This is part of why I like the regular season extra runner because .. in theory, extra inning games that go on very long sounds fun, but in practice, they all just start to look like *this.*