Maddest Mouse
@sssparkers.bsky.social
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What if I told you @schwindter.bsky.social and I made a movie? Don't believe me? Well! It's screening in the Chelsea Film Festival on Oct 16! Come see it with us and I'll forgive you for doubting me in-person
SIGHT UNSEEN | Chelsea Film Festival
Chelsea Film Festival | An International Festival That Features Filmmakers From All Over the World. Buy In-Person and Online Passes Now.
chelseafilm.org
sssparkers.bsky.social
pretty clear why they're trying so hard to pin this on dems
sssparkers.bsky.social
the trump goons finding the $$ to pay ice and nat guards while air traffic controllers work unpaid seems like a REAL problem just waiting to happen if this shit drags on
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sssparkers.bsky.social
i dunno man you might wanna take a few more passes on this thesis before defending it in front of the committee
sssparkers.bsky.social
The Studio is instructive because it accurately represents most execs: they love films and film history (which is why movies about movies always win oscars) but their mandate from above is to turn as big a profit as possible.

hence the comedic stakes of The Studio
schwindter.bsky.social
there are plenty of conflicts within this relationship and we all know the people in charge want to pay the creatives as little as possible but the rank-and-file generally like, y'know, physically making TV and movies
sssparkers.bsky.social
i stuck with the mouse so much longer than every other editor i know, and when i finally made the switch i felt like such an asshole for not doing it sooner
sssparkers.bsky.social
sometimes it's just nice to have an anger vacation about something trivial. thank you for your time
sssparkers.bsky.social
apple's fixed a lot of awful design hangovers from the Ive era but the fact that they never fixed the fucking mouse continues to flummox me
sssparkers.bsky.social
or you can plug it in immediately and keep working because you don't have to flip it over like a dead fuckin roach
sssparkers.bsky.social
it's the difference between "i can continue to finish my day's work" and "well shit maybe I have an hour left, but i should probably stop what i'm doing right now just in case"
sssparkers.bsky.social
logitech mx mouse warning you about a low battery at 15% compared to apple's magic mouse, which waits until 2% makes it a worthwhile investment in and of itself
sssparkers.bsky.social
ships don't have sexy big-bosomed mermaids adorning their bows anymore. due to Woke
sssparkers.bsky.social
i for one hate it when i get on the bus and am surrounded by top hats and monocles
sregorn.bsky.social
great post sir, keep saying shit like this
sssparkers.bsky.social
i've fantasized of doing violence in reaction to all this, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the Mel Brooks strategy is going to be a lot more effective
caitlinmoriah.bsky.social
there are SO many more inflatable costumes tonight. clearly we have settled on a motif
Wide shot of many people in inflatable costumes
sssparkers.bsky.social
i'm holding on to hope that it'll be a short-lived dictatorship but also people are currently dying and they're going to keep dying because of these goddamn goons
the texas chainsaw tagline "who will survive and what will be left of them?"
sssparkers.bsky.social
they're shooting priests with pepper balls in chicago but go off big guy
sssparkers.bsky.social
Also, let me know if you bought a ticket and I'll DM you the super secret spot where we'll be having our premiere party before the screening
sssparkers.bsky.social
@schwindter.bsky.social and I made a horror movie! It's premiering at the Chelsea Film Fest this Thu, Oct 16 at 9:45pm

And YOU'RE going to be there! We love this for you! Tickets: chelseafilm.org/sight-unseen/
sssparkers.bsky.social
unfortunately they're putting up atrocious track times at the Nürburgring
sssparkers.bsky.social
can't be poor if gruel is now 30% cheaper. checkmate, socialists!
sssparkers.bsky.social
the duffer bros accidentally inventing the concept of a "movie"
discussingfilm.net
All episodes in the final season of ‘STRANGER THINGS’ will be over 1 hour

• Between 90 to 120 minutes each
• Budget per episode is $50M-$60M

(Source: puck.news/can-peter-fr...)
sssparkers.bsky.social
if someone called me "sid from ice age lookin ass" i would quite simply quit on the spot and start a new life in a far off country
trestiffany.bsky.social
“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂
sssparkers.bsky.social
i love scrolling through posts and about once a day seeing an article saying like "all of earth's tipping points passed, catastrophic collapse imminent" and then just continuing to scroll
sssparkers.bsky.social
these people genuinely thought taking over the govt meant taking over culture, and that everyone should love, respect and idolize them and their chosen media

the fact that it hasn't happened is probably the biggest animating force of their cruelty
mearns.bsky.social
lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy
“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!”   says the idiot