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Brettskie (Slick)
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Washed Up Club Baseball Pitcher-turned amateur shitposter. Slick in your Twitch/Discord Chat. Common guest on NS9 Content.
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How much longer until Trump threatens the MLBs antitrust exemption for celebrating Jackie Robinson Day?
Be sure to drink your ovaltine?
App State is currently doing a drone show but it’s just the Pepsi logo
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Has a team ever started with 4 offensive possessions in a row?
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My co-worker and I have fallen down a rabbit hole while trying to put together a SQL query of Bob the Raptor and Joe’s reviews on google maps and holy shit
We should really push the narrative that these AI tech overlords just want more chips so they can make more anime girls with huge tits (because it’s probably true anyway)
If they bail out the tech billionaires I’m going to start doing a shitload of

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Meet and greet tickets have already sold out.

I don’t know when they go on sale but they’re sold out already I guarantee it.

Also I WILL VENMO SOMEONE FOR A PIRATES CHARITIES BASEBALL GRAB BAG AND MYSTERY GRAB BAG.
PiratesFest will be Jan. 24 at the David L. Lawrence Convention Center
Oh come on James, you know he wouldn’t be signed until March anyway.
Three Doors Down’s music video for “The Road I’m On” doesn’t get enough love which is a shame because Dale Earnhardt Jr and Tony Stewart reenacting the Rental Car scene from Days of Thunder in Chevy Tahoes is incredible
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Congratulations to Kyle Dubas on adding Mayor of Pittsburgh to his resume.
Wedding DJ assumed I am a WVU fan because our last song will be Take Me Home, Country Roads, and Sweet Caroline is on our do-not-play list but the truth is I fucking hate Sweet Caroline.
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BlueSky is the only place where having fun gets people trying to dunk on you.

You can say “I like pancakes” and somebody will say “Ask SNAP families if they'd like to have pancakes”
shit, that's top shelf bluesky
If you yell loud about it just becomes true I guess.
“Jobs are booming” is Treasury Secretary-speak for “most-announced-job-cuts-for-a-full-year-since-2020.”

“Inflation is falling” is Treasury Secretary-speak for “inflation-is-at-an-eight-month-high.”
38-7, Daniels should be on the bench right now. Hes not gaining anything by taking snaps right now and that happens.
If you yell loud enough it’s true
Donald Trump in an interview just now: The Stock market has hit all time highs many times with virtually no inflation
But also Blaney won so I’m here for it
I want to cry for Denny Hamlin man.
I want to cry for Denny Hamlin man.
Ohtani in Game 7? Hope he loses.
Be a man, walk up Mt. Washington