Brettskie (Slick)
@thegrayarea.bsky.social
Washed Up Club Baseball Pitcher-turned amateur shitposter. Slick in your Twitch/Discord Chat. Common guest on NS9 Content.
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“I hope that none of us are judged by the choices of our worst corporate slop bowls, but rather by the strength we show when and if we’re given a second chance at making more shareholder value”
Jesus fucking Christ
February 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Jesus fucking Christ
That’s actually really progressive of him to refer to her as her daughter now. He’s come a long way.
February 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
That’s actually really progressive of him to refer to her as her daughter now. He’s come a long way.
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Please stop spreading misinformation, please do not post that they had to close the air space over El Paso because the president was sundowning and took Air Force One out for a joyride and now he is doing barrel rolls over West Texas while JD Vance clings to the wing like that Twilight Zone gremlin
February 11, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Please stop spreading misinformation, please do not post that they had to close the air space over El Paso because the president was sundowning and took Air Force One out for a joyride and now he is doing barrel rolls over West Texas while JD Vance clings to the wing like that Twilight Zone gremlin
Man, I could really go for chili on a hot dog right now.
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Man, I could really go for chili on a hot dog right now.
LIBERAL REDNECKS GET DRUNK ON A DIRT ROAD
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
LIBERAL REDNECKS GET DRUNK ON A DIRT ROAD
I just searched “pear” in gifs and this came up so now you have to see it
a picture of a pear wiggler in a box
ALT: a picture of a pear wiggler in a box
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I just searched “pear” in gifs and this came up so now you have to see it
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Incredible week for Lynns Swann.
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Incredible week for Lynns Swann.
For the many of you fighting in this edition of the Ticketmaster Wars.
May the odds be ever in your favor
May the odds be ever in your favor
a woman is covering her mouth with her hand while holding an arrow in her hand .
ALT: a woman is covering her mouth with her hand while holding an arrow in her hand .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
For the many of you fighting in this edition of the Ticketmaster Wars.
May the odds be ever in your favor
May the odds be ever in your favor
I can’t watch that progressive commercial where they’re at an improv show without thinking of this. Hell I’m pretty sure that’s the idea: youtu.be/ehbMGDEfM-E?...
Ted 2 - Improv Comedy Scene
YouTube video by El vavrisimo
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I can’t watch that progressive commercial where they’re at an improv show without thinking of this. Hell I’m pretty sure that’s the idea: youtu.be/ehbMGDEfM-E?...
watching paul skenes spontaneously combust as he watches the third texas league fly ball between B-Rey, Lowe, and Horwitz pushing his ERA to 2.75
The Pirates have a decent lineup now, especially once Konnor Griffin slides into SS. They'll certainly hit more than last year's average of 0.6 HRs per home game.
But Triolo aside, this will be a pretty awful defensive setup. www.fangraphs.com/roster-resou...
But Triolo aside, this will be a pretty awful defensive setup. www.fangraphs.com/roster-resou...
February 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
watching paul skenes spontaneously combust as he watches the third texas league fly ball between B-Rey, Lowe, and Horwitz pushing his ERA to 2.75
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“Collection of Handwritten Letters from Children in Detention Center” sounds like an exhibit in the Holocaust Museum.
1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
February 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
“Collection of Handwritten Letters from Children in Detention Center” sounds like an exhibit in the Holocaust Museum.
Typical Sunday evening news dump.
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Typical Sunday evening news dump.
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
Not enough people were singing along to creed in the 2nd the sabres deserve to lose.
Cigarettes and Alcohol was a fucking pull though
Cigarettes and Alcohol was a fucking pull though
February 6, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Not enough people were singing along to creed in the 2nd the sabres deserve to lose.
Cigarettes and Alcohol was a fucking pull though
Cigarettes and Alcohol was a fucking pull though
Lmao this NASCAR race sucks ass
February 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Lmao this NASCAR race sucks ass
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Well that was less than ideal.
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Well that was less than ideal.
Heart of Glass is the worst fucking song ever conceived.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Heart of Glass is the worst fucking song ever conceived.
What. A. Pass.
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
What. A. Pass.
Hearing James Harden has requested a trade from the Cavs already!
February 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Hearing James Harden has requested a trade from the Cavs already!
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Charlton Athletic is hosting the Super Bowl
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Charlton Athletic is hosting the Super Bowl