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Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · Feb 15

I've said it before and I'm gonna keep saying it:

if queerness is what challenges and subverts traditional ideas of relationships and families, then #metvthreestooges is queer as hell

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The Spooktacular Crypt Godbey!™ @amazingchrisgodbey.bsky.social · 2d

I understand why "Help me, help me" is The Line from this movie.

That was CHILLING.

#Svengoolie

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DerMüde’Tude, Only Scarier @dermudetude.bsky.social · 2d

This ending is completely ridiculous.

It also happens to be skin-crawlingly creepy, terrifyingly weird, and utterly impossible to forget.

#Svengoolie

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Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

#svengoolie "but for one instant he was careless! okay for uh... definitely at least like three instants he was careless. probably more."

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Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

#svengoolie and then he got together with his brother's wife and they all lived happily ever after

Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

#svengoolie so uh.... can the Inspector testify to this and get Helène off?

okay good, I'm glad they're figuring out a story

Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

#svengoolie yes let's continue lying to the child

Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

#svengoolie
(Daddy was crushed by a hydraulic press weeks ago)
"When's Daddy coming home?"
"Soon."

yeah this is good parenting

Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

"you wish to check the warrant? as next of kin, you have the right."

huh?? #svengoolie

Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

#svengoolie is this gonna be like (the book) incredible shrinking man where he tries to get people's attention but it totally fails and they forget about him

Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

#svengoolie ooh it's the iconic bit

Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

"show me the fly."

oh hey, that's what #svengoolie 's doing right now

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Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

also wait, remind me why he has a giant press? like I had an impression it's related to the family business but in that case why is it in his basement with his other weird experiments #svengoolie

Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

#svengoolie is it weird that he's got a "permanent battery" and a "portable reactor" in the works, but now he's invented a teleporter instead, and he either hasn't been putting in sustained work on any of them and/or hasn't talked to his wife about what he's working on for probably years?

Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

but he probably liked to see that evening sun go down!

Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

#svengoolie has used this melody before, but who cares, it's a goodern

Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

#svengoolie okay this is actually some really good drama

Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

#svengoolie is it a little arrogant to discover something horrible and then destroy all your notes instead of telling the world? like how do you know somebody else won't discover the same horrible thing next year?

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Ryan Smith @thesmithminute.bsky.social · 2d

Wasn’t Vincent Price in this movie? #Svengoolie

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Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

#svengoolie swoon and monster carry! 🍻

Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

#svengoolie "darling I love you and I want you so much"

"🪰 baby I'm really not in the mood right now"

Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

#svengoolie okay that typewritten text is legit horror

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Pearjams @pearjams.bsky.social · 2d

The son was too far ahead on his quest. His mom hadn't gotten to the part about needing the fly yet. #svengoolie

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Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

#svengoolie okay so like, if he had a call button or something in his lab, he could have asked his wife for help immediately and she wouldn't have let the boy release the fly in the first place, he didn't have to just chill out in his lab with a fly head all day

Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

this is now gonna be my perspective on every mad scientist movie #svengoolie

SugarCookie @cookie1962.bsky.social · 2d

Men do the goofiest, dumbass shit.
#svengoolie

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Elizᵗʰ @thegrenekni3t.bsky.social · 2d

"I successfully transmitted myself and there were no problems! then I did it again just for the hell of it and THIS happened" #svengoolie

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Ossang @whatossangsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Normally there's a lot more test subjects between newspaper and kitten drinking milk before diving right into human. #svengoolie

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Migo - The Fungi from Yuggoth @fungifromyuggoth.bsky.social · 2d

#Svengoolie #TheFly

You know who liked a bowl of milk, Andre? Our cat!

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