Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.
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This is cool as hell (or should that be cool as heavens?)
Artists developed a whole iconography of the planets, fusing ancient mythology and medieval culture. This week’s newsletter is all about how medieval people understood the celestial bodies.
worldhistory.substack.com/p/the-planet...
The Planets, Personified
How Medieval Europeans envisioned celestial bodies
worldhistory.substack.com
Every day hard working journalists at the Times covering American political discourse madly inputing anything they can think of into Yahoo! search because their employer's journalist standards forbid the use of Urban Dictionary euphemisms.
In another 1188 days, 20 hours, 59 minutes, and 38 seconds of this administration, we won't have anything left of The New York Times style guide.
In another 1188 days, 20 hours, 59 minutes, and 38 seconds of this administration, we won't have anything left of The New York Times style guide.
"I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know. I do know that the Democrats are the ones with Delhi belly locked in the bathroom preventing the American people from getting the relief they need, not President Trump. Now if you would excuse me, I gotta go real bad to attend a fecal matter."
Ok, good game everyone! Coach is really proud of all the hustle shown out there today. Now let's take that energy with us to the next week, and the next week, and the week after that... all the way to a new representative democracy with liberty and justice for all. #nokings
After this lovefest there's gonna be a baby boom in nine months. Get a room, you crazy kids! #nokings
This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings
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Look'dem yinzers all nice tahrd up, just to get nebby 'bout that jagoff dahn DC. #nokings
Hell yes, Pittsburgh. Love Yinz. No Kings.
I'm Episcopalian, but attended a Friend's school. The two aren't as different as you might think! To find Quaker meetings near you try the Quaker Finder by Friends General Conference. Good luck and I hope you find whatever it is you seek to nourish both your public and private spiritual life.
Quaker Finder - Friends General Conference
Friends General Conference offers Quaker Finder as a tool for Friends and visitors to find a meeting, church, or worship group.
www.fgcquaker.org
If the Irish think you're a tyrant you need to take a good look at yourself in a mirror while reconsidering your life choices because you are, in fact, a tyrant. The people of Hibernia are basically Ex cathedra when speaking on this subject.
A big turnout for No Kings in Dublin, Ireland
Babe, wake up. New Pastor Bae Meme template just dropped.
Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.
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HAPPENING NOW: A MASSIVE crowd of protesters flood the streets of San Diego for a “No Kings Day” rally showing their love for America and standing up against the corrupt fascist Trump administration. look how huge it is
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A www.realrentduwamish.org offering plate will be passed around half-way through the protest right after land acknowledgement, but before the Passing of the Peace.

Seriously though, take a moment to support federal recognition of the Duwamish tribe and consider financial support to them.
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Holy fuck! No Kings protesters are marching through Center City in Philadelphia. 🙌💪👏✊️👇
Based Philly built different.
Sign of the day so far is this insane nightmare image of a naked Stephen Miller crouching on a pile of skulls
Fun fact for #nokings. To severe allegiance to the King of England, the Episcopal Church's 1st American Bishop was consecrated by the Scottish Episcopal Church, which did not require an oath to the British Crown for Apostolic Succession (fancy word for authority that traces back to Christ).
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Shinra believes that these so-called No Kings rallies are funded by the terrorist group AVALANCHE...
You guys, I think we missed a real opportunity to call it No Kings Day the II. Let's really lean in and call the next one No Kings Day the III. I should have my Battletoad costume done by then. #nokings
If milk helps break down the capsaicin, it is marginal at best while increasing other risk factors. It doesn't help for CN at all, which also brings up another important point: you don't know what chemical agents someone was sprayed with which could have undesirable outcomes if mixed with non-water.
Riot Control Agents
Learn more about riot control agents and what to do if you are exposed.
www.cdc.gov
Also, super interesting how involved the Black Panther Party was in supporting Sickle Cell Anemia research through screening clinics.