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Thistle, Enby Extraordinaire @thistlethewitch.bsky.social · 8d

thistlethewitch.carrd.co 👻

Support me, buy me a gift, or just interact with me somewhere! 👽 I think I'm pretty funny sometimes.

#bbw #stoner #gooner #yapslut #oversharer #sometimesfunny #mostlysad #probablecryptid

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Jadie @jadiebug921.bsky.social · 48m

50% OFF
🍒 Jadie’s Content Menu 🍒

🌶 Customs available on request! 🌶

🎥 Video Menu

🐍 5 mins Reverse Cowgirl + Moaning — $13

💋 5 min Strip + Solo Play (Finish) 🦋 — $10

🔥 5 min Missionary POV — $15

🖐️ Handplay + Eye Contact — $10

🐆 9 min Riding Video — $15

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Thistle, Enby Extraordinaire @thistlethewitch.bsky.social · 1h

I went to an interview yesterday. The woman lied on the application, first. Never mentioned pay, second. And third, all the fucking flowers in their cooler were wilted AND they wanted me to make two arrangements within a half hour!
What
#florist #irl #flowers #selfie #sexworker #sellingcontent #nsfw

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Goddess Asteroid | findom @beg4myassteroid.bsky.social · 10h

Propaganda? More like I’m gonna take a proper ganda at that wallet

#findom #femdom #finsub #whalesub #humanatm #findomme #fincuck #bbwfindom #denial #beta #humiliation #sph #cuckold #paypig #lesbian #walletdrain

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☾•✩Shanks Wife✩•☽ Hiatus 🫶 @mommysins.bsky.social · 24d

FINALLY~ I can now release a lewd. Every $20 earns a lewd~ and I have SO many ✨

Thank you my generous tipper~ have a spicy lewd 💋

#chubby #mommy #busty #tits #monochromemonday #nsfw #nsfwirl #lewd #lewds #goon #gooners #spicy #spicysky

Sins in black and white. They are wearing lingerie and holding an exposed breast. Their nipple is hard as it peaks out the top of the bra. A heart chain collar drapes across their neck.

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☾•✩Shanks Wife✩•☽ Hiatus 🫶 @mommysins.bsky.social · Jun 3

"then don't do porn"

And when all the porn is gone you will be begging for porn to come back.

Dr. Cox said it best:

Dr. Cox from the TV show Scrubs. With the text from the show stating, "if they removed porn from the internet there'd only be one website left, and it would be called bring back the porn."

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Thistle, Enby Extraordinaire @thistlethewitch.bsky.social · 1h

Thanks for this! I hate that it was already chosen for me...

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Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · Nov 12

Why did nobody tell me about this. Why was I unaware until this moment that a billionaire said they couldn’t get an erection on the space station

It turned out a lot of billionaires had a plan for that event where 50-99.99% of us all died. An awesome number of them had a private island, or were looking for one. The OpenAI chief Sam Altman and the PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel were gonna split to New Zealand and go halvsies on a bunker. The Japanese billionaire Yusaku Maezawa was by no means the only "high net worth individual" trying to shoot himself into space, though he was the only one who went on YouTube to describe his exploratory trip, rumoured to have cost $80m (£62m), to the International Space Station.
"I did not get aroused whatsoever," he said. "When you wake up in the morning, it's quite normal for us men to have a happy manhood." But in two weeks on the ISS, "not even once did my manhood greet me with energy.

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Thistle, Enby Extraordinaire @thistlethewitch.bsky.social · 1h

Do I... Do I have to pick...?

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Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · 7h

Incredible to me that people still think Elon is the answer to *anything*

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Coffee Beans Dev 🦊 Tailside @coffeebeansdev.bsky.social · 1h

🦊 Tailside will be taking part in Animal Fest! 🦊
Excited to share HUGE NEWS at the start of it...! 👀

#indiegames

Steam Animal Fest Nov 10 - Nov 17 at 10 am PT
Tailside Cozy Cafe Sim

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Patch Zircher @patrickzircher.bsky.social · 10h

BlueSky is automatically hiding posts with cuss words in them.
You may want to adjust your settings:

I said abolish and I fucking meant it @astridoverthere.bsky.social · 19h

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 1h

DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD!!!

TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

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RP @rpdeshaies.farirpgs.com · 12h

Here’s what you gotta do. You’ll take the text from this page, paste it in a google doc and start hacking to make your own OSR soulslike fantasy rpg

As soon as you read it your brain will start coming with ideas itself without you even realizing it.

I’m not joking.

Boundless RPG Rules

Full rules for the Boundless soulslike tabletop RPG: brutal d6 pools, stamina tension, design guides, and solo procedures.

boundless.farirpgs.com

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Kocky Queen of Everything💖👑 @kockyindividual.bsky.social · 4h

setback after setback😡🤬
If you wanna help out ya girl for the weekend it would mean a lottt💟💟💟

cash.app/$queenkockyy

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NatTheeSpaceWhore (15/120$)BUYERS ONLY‼️ @nattheespacewhore.bsky.social · 1h

Sub to my fansly to see me covered in glitter <3

NatTheeSpaceWhore (15/120$)BUYERS ONLY‼️ @nattheespacewhore.bsky.social · 2h

Sub to my fansly <33

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NPR @npr.org · 4h

The 40 airports impacted by the cuts span more than two dozen states. The Federal Aviation Administration said the reductions would start at 4% and ramp up to 10% by Nov. 14. n.pr/47voOJn

The FAA's order to cut flights due to the government shutdown is set to take effect

The 40 airports impacted by the cuts span more than two dozen states. The Federal Aviation Administration said the reductions would start at 4% and ramp up to 10% by Nov. 14.

n.pr

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iris (they) 🔞 @frecksandframes.fans · 3d

it's that time again! i'm going to be plugging the wishlist for the 7th annual toy drive for families impacted by the housing crisis.

everything on the wishlist is less than $25, so feel free to snag more than one item if you can! 🎁🎄

BingToyDrive.com

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NB 🖤 Princess Jade 🖤 @princessjade.bsky.social · 2d

🍑 Wagon Wednesday 🍑

$how some love by clicking these links 🔗
Throne.com/jade_asakura
Cash.me/ikemi93
Venmo.com/jadedragon12

*saving my media w/out tips while get this post deleted*☺️

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Scrooge McDuck is requesting government support to help guarantee his money pit is sufficiently deep for him to dive into and swim laps.

Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 1d

Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go “oh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.