Tom Chappell
@tomchappell.bsky.social
1.7K followers 1.1K following 350 posts
Principal Software Engineer Backend (Golang / Scala) 📍Palm Springs, California Forced birth is slavery. LGBT rights are human rights. Carbs are poison. Mask bans are murder.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
tomchappell.bsky.social
Long ago now, we were running up against some slowness in our switch-management software when our customers had a lot of switches. We had built it with an eye towards a max of 100 switches or so, but then Saudi ARAMCO had...2000! 1/n
edzitron.com
Another chaos theory I have for the internet is that much of it was built with the assumption that Moore’s Law would continue indefinitely, meaning a great deal of software isn’t written with efficiency in mind. I say this as I try and loads an MLB schedule and it just doesn’t bother to finish
Reposted by Tom Chappell
niedermeyer.online
the only ethical use case for GenAI is creating a parallel internet stocked with infinite varieties of sycophantic agents where our oligarchs can run free, secure in the knowledge that everyone loves them and blissfully ignorant of the existence of an actual internet that nobody tells them about
Reposted by Tom Chappell
kenwhite.bsky.social
Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.
aricohn.com
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
tomchappell.bsky.social
I see someone’s spent some time at the Trader Joe’s on Foothill near La Crescenta!
kenwhite.bsky.social
Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices

Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil

Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world

Founder2: ok that works
Reposted by Tom Chappell
ianboudreau.com
It simply should not be possible for the president to repeatedly claim that a major city is burning without a wall of live standups happening in that city clearly demonstrating that it is not
ianboudreau.com
American broadcast journalism has utterly failed and is a dead industry, there's nothing left worth saving
Reposted by Tom Chappell
ekjohnston.bsky.social
I just don't think a mayor should be able to break up an encampment without having a safe, legitimate plan for the people living there.
Reposted by Tom Chappell
kennedykamila.bsky.social
Do this in Portland too!
sandieglo.bsky.social
𝐁𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈𝐂𝐄/𝐂𝐁𝐏 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭.
Reposted by Tom Chappell
sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
Reposted by Tom Chappell
kenwhite.bsky.social
were the objects insults? Harsh looks?
cjciaramella.bsky.social
UPDATE: In emailed statement to me / @reason.com, DHS alleges that WGN-TV producer Debbie Brockman "threw objects at Border Patrol’s car and she was placed under arrest for assault on a federal law enforcement officer."
Screencap of email from DHS public affairs: Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin:

 

“U.S. Border Patrol was conducting immigration enforcement operations and when several violent agitators used their vehicles to block in agents in an effort to impede and assault federal officers. In fear of public safety and of law enforcement, officers used their service vehicle to strike a suspect’s vehicle and create an opening. As agents were driving, Deborah Brockman, a U.S. citizen, threw objects at Border Patrol’s car and she was placed under arrest for assault on a federal law enforcement officer. 

 

“This incident is not isolated and reflects a growing and dangerous trend of illegal aliens violently resisting arrest and agitators and criminals ramming cars into our law enforcement officers. These attacks highlight the dangers our law enforcement officers face daily—all while receiving no pay thanks to the Democrats’ government shutdown.”
tomchappell.bsky.social
I was making a joke about the use of </s> — didn’t have the technology was referring to not having HTML at the time
tomchappell.bsky.social
They didn’t have the technology at that time to name her “Unsinkable </s>”
tomchappell.bsky.social
"Long COVID is common, affecting up to 10% to 20% of children with a history of COVID-19. With almost 6 million US children potentially affected, this is higher than the number of children with asthma, the most common chronic health problem in children."
Reposted by Tom Chappell
numb.comfortab.ly
You can now easily create your own "mini-feeds" from bluesky search. Just do the search copy the search URL, make a post with it, and save the post in your bookmarks.

For example: Bloomberg Gift Links
Reposted by Tom Chappell
davidandress.bsky.social
That would appear to be a shoot-to-kill order.
marisakabas.bsky.social
EXCLUSIVE — DHS Acting General Counsel sent out a memo Wednesday to all Federal Protective Service staff (the sub-agency that guards federal buildings) letting officers know they could take any action necessary "in the vicinity" federal property to protect themselves.

The Handbasket reports:
DHS top lawyer says 'no legal barrier' to actions officers can take to defend federal property
In a memo obtained exclusively by The Handbasket, Federal Protective Service (FPS) officers were given free rein.
www.thehandbasket.co
Reposted by Tom Chappell
scalzi.com
For the people who have guessed that I and @chucktingle.bsky.social are the same person, here are the two of us in the same place at the same time. Two buckaroos proving love is real!
Reposted by Tom Chappell
sanders.senate.gov
Adelita Grijalva won her election fair and square.

Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.

Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.
Reposted by Tom Chappell
kenwhite.bsky.social
Read this thread for a frankly breathtaking example of the utter garbage you get when Techbrahs try their hand at law.

Although if you say "I have an issue that's important to me, huh, I guess I will try Vibe Lawyering," I am basically ok with whatever happens to you.
kathryntewson.bsky.social
The bros are at it again! and make no mistake, they are LITERALLY calling it "Vibe Lawyering"
GitLaw Alpha - Vibe Lawyering
Reposted by Tom Chappell
juliusgoat.bsky.social
Texas has invaded Illinois and Dick Durbin can’t be assed.
ericmgarcia.bsky.social
Durbin on whether Democrats can use reining in ICE in Chicago as a precondition to rein in the government says “can’t do that. It’s gotta be health care all the way.”
Reposted by Tom Chappell
prchovanec.bsky.social
The Speaker of the House has firm views that Bad Bunny is a terrible pick for singing at the Super Bowl, but hasn't had time to watch the President's speech to our military leadership or form an opinion whether furloughed federal workers should be paid or Illinois' governor should be thrown in jail.
Reposted by Tom Chappell
jamellebouie.net
very cool that if you are working on behalf of right-wing culture warriors, you no longer need standing to have your claim adjudicated by the supreme court
tomscocca.bsky.social
It's not just that they're going to strike down a law against conversion therapy, it's that they're going to do it on behalf of made-up claims from a straw plaintiff who can't honestly show the law affected her at all
tomscocca.bsky.social
One thing about American's widespread distrust and disapproval of the Supreme Court is that mainstream news coverage mostly doesn't dwell on stuff like standing, so people don't even begin to grasp how rigged the Court truly is www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...
Reposted by Tom Chappell
mortalwombat.info
If there's any advice I could give to young people starting out in their careers, it would be, don't accidentally sit on your glasses, especially if it's your only pair
Reposted by Tom Chappell
kenwhite.bsky.social
We have reached a level of authoritarianism, let’s use the word FASCISM, where the President, based entirely on lies about violence and disorder, and against the will of the governors of the states, can send hostile state’s National Guard to invade and sit on citizens
wesleymorgan.bsky.social
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
Reposted by Tom Chappell
niedermeyer.online
everything about the attempt to co-opt the language of social justice to promote AI personhood makes my skin absolutely crawl

that people are doing it in the current political environment, where the most basic human rights are crumbling before our eyes, is as bleak as it gets for me