👻 The Ghost of Tom Pain 👻
@tompain.bsky.social
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He/him. Co-host of Ten Thousand Losses. Lefty educator and Philly native in exile. History, beer, language, and transit nerd. Go birds.
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tompain.bsky.social
dream I had to chase a raven that stole my microphone

I feel like this is a portent
tompain.bsky.social
hoagiemouth: “yo I’m trying to eat some hole if you know what I mean cuz hehehehe”
tompain.bsky.social
truly living in moronic times
sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
tompain.bsky.social
sierra nevada's northern hemisphere harvest IPA this year is the platonic ideal of what an IPA should be and if you disagree you're resoundingly incorrect
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paris.nyc
after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging

little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
What Is Really Going on With All This Radioactive Shrimp? - Consumer Reports
Here’s the latest on how shrimp and spices got contaminated with cesium-137, how the FDA has responded, and why consumers should not panic.
www.consumerreports.org
tompain.bsky.social
all my hopes are now on the temple owls getting an invite to the Ass Bowl
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jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
There are like 20 people involved the Eagles who I am more mad at that Kerkering.
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tgk.bsky.social
I'd rather be dead in Philadelphia than alive in Los Angeles
tompain.bsky.social
me vs my brother right now in the group chat
tompain.bsky.social
yas are pronouncing Jaxson's name wrong, <x> represents [ks] in English so it should be [dʒæks.sən] not [dʒæk.sən]

maybe name your kid better if you want it pronounced the normal way
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treblaw.bsky.social
thats up there with the Kawhi bounce I'd say. A memory builder
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umpstrikezone.bsky.social
Final: Phillies 1, Dodgers 2
Umpire: Mark Wegner
#MLB #Phillies // #Dodgers
#PHIvsLAD // #LADvsPHI
Balls in the zone clips
Strikes out of the zone clips
Video may not be available immediately after the game
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85mf.bsky.social
You’re free now, Mitch Williams.
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garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
I just think phillies pitchers shouldn’t have to throw four strikes in order to record a strikeout. I apologize if this is a controversial opinion.
tompain.bsky.social
if you have bipolar disorder with this medicine you can live in a pedestrian-oriented charming anime world that only exists in advertisements