Tom Pain
@tompain.bsky.social
He/him. Co-host of Ten Thousand Losses. Lefty educator and Philly native in exile. History, beer, language, and transit nerd. Go birds.
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GO TEMPLE GO OWLS DO THE GOOD HONKS
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
GO TEMPLE GO OWLS DO THE GOOD HONKS
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Helpful tips to counter sports radio narratives at Thanksgiving dinner! A bane to dumb Philly uncles worldwide.
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Thanksgiving Eve Penis Lore Drops
On Thanksgiving eve, we have an old-school episode where the boys talk so long they run out of time for listener messages. Featuring helpful shit to say to counter dumb sports radio takes at Thanksgiv...
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November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Helpful tips to counter sports radio narratives at Thanksgiving dinner! A bane to dumb Philly uncles worldwide.
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welcome to the group chat we have:
• rants about college football
• cool facts about names
• actively threatening to unseat God from His throne
• beer pics
• rants about college football
• cool facts about names
• actively threatening to unseat God from His throne
• beer pics
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
welcome to the group chat we have:
• rants about college football
• cool facts about names
• actively threatening to unseat God from His throne
• beer pics
• rants about college football
• cool facts about names
• actively threatening to unseat God from His throne
• beer pics
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Cornish toponyms are wild.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Cornish toponyms are wild.
oh god I have to watch Code of Honor
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
oh god I have to watch Code of Honor
this shit is like a Philly tradition, so is stealing meat from the store
you don’t know how many oldheads smuggle steak out of the grocery
you don’t know how many oldheads smuggle steak out of the grocery
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
this shit is like a Philly tradition, so is stealing meat from the store
you don’t know how many oldheads smuggle steak out of the grocery
you don’t know how many oldheads smuggle steak out of the grocery
if I’m ever President you’re going to see the first SCOTUS ruling on the constitutionality of damnatio memoriae
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
if I’m ever President you’re going to see the first SCOTUS ruling on the constitutionality of damnatio memoriae
I’m good at boats and can write alliterative verse I think it’s worth giving the raiding by sea thing another shot.
Trying to decide on a career for when the economy crashes and we return to the ancient times. I'm leaning toward soothsayer but I'm also open to banditry
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I’m good at boats and can write alliterative verse I think it’s worth giving the raiding by sea thing another shot.
blessings to all on my 69420 day
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
blessings to all on my 69420 day
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Great news! I think.
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November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Great news! I think.
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showing my support of the Eagles in trying times by pissing straight into the gas tank of an F-150 with Texas plates in this Pappadeaux's parking lot
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
showing my support of the Eagles in trying times by pissing straight into the gas tank of an F-150 with Texas plates in this Pappadeaux's parking lot
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the refs clearly got the message from the booth that this game needed to be closer
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
the refs clearly got the message from the booth that this game needed to be closer
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Nope it’s time to go Kevin
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Nope it’s time to go Kevin
ALL attempts to establish an SEC team for Philadelphia were frustrated by force of arms.
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
ALL attempts to establish an SEC team for Philadelphia were frustrated by force of arms.
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iconic napoleonic war bag fumble
23 Nov 1800 // 14-gun brig sloop HMS Albanaise was taken over off Malaga by Spanish prisoners (the crew of a Spanish ship captured on 22 Nov), aided by mutineers from the Albanaise's own crew. The captain was shot and injured, and was then confined with loyal officers and men below. [1/2]
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
iconic napoleonic war bag fumble
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You will never guess what this is in reference to.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
You will never guess what this is in reference to.
O bollard of Scotland | When will we ever see your likes again? | That parked and sat for | Your wee bit wheel and bin?
We destroy BMWs for fun and will NEVER get bored of it.
#WorldBollardAssociation😏
#WorldBollardAssociation😏
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
O bollard of Scotland | When will we ever see your likes again? | That parked and sat for | Your wee bit wheel and bin?
Finally made it to TNG in the Star Trek rewatch. Glad to be back home in my favorite 90s dentist office (enterprise d, the d stands for dentist).
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Finally made it to TNG in the Star Trek rewatch. Glad to be back home in my favorite 90s dentist office (enterprise d, the d stands for dentist).
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this website is literally free and that’s beautiful
July 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
this website is literally free and that’s beautiful
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Trans people are made in the image of G-d.
So is buckfast tonic wine.
So is buckfast tonic wine.
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Trans people are made in the image of G-d.
So is buckfast tonic wine.
So is buckfast tonic wine.
I learned so much about Mr. Fetterman. Did you know the stroke was caused by exposure to Gondolin-wrought steel?
Bad news: Senator John Fetterman's book isn't selling. We need to support our Democratic senators if we want to take back Congress in 2026. That means walking the walk and putting our money where our mouth is — even if we disagree sometimes.
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
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Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I learned so much about Mr. Fetterman. Did you know the stroke was caused by exposure to Gondolin-wrought steel?
what if instead of international men’s day it was international fellas day and it was just for the guys?
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
what if instead of international men’s day it was international fellas day and it was just for the guys?
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
90s kids’ science shows really had us thinking owl pellets would be something we’d need to examine regularly
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
90s kids’ science shows really had us thinking owl pellets would be something we’d need to examine regularly