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Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt

@toytowns.bsky.social

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My name's Milö, Vicar of the Blue Öyster Cult Heavy Metal, Occult, Sonic the Hedgehog and Sumerian content (c) 1989 🇵🇷 Diaspora Icon and header by SonyShock #1 Dr. Eggman stan I have NCMEC on speed dial

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Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt @toytowns.bsky.social · 2h

The alt text is peak

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سيف | 🇵🇸 @chanafehs.bsky.social · Jun 30

palestinian lesbians once again ✨
{ #art #pride }

Digital art Illustration of two women in a tender embrace in front of a arched window. Both women are Palestinian and wearing elaborately decorated traditional thobes. The woman to the left has a deeper skin tone and a tender smile. Her braided black hair is decorated with silver ornaments towards the bottom.

The woman to the right is wearing a heavy coin headdress that has chains leading down to her waist. Her face has subtle tattoos that match those on her hand.

In the arched window behind them there are palm trees in the distance and foliage that coveres the bottom of the window.

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Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt @toytowns.bsky.social · 4h

I can see this being something that airs immediately after myth busters

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 18h

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?

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Hendo @hendo1980.bsky.social · 16h

That was a massive rat on the pitch!!!!

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Marcel Telochip @telochip.bsky.social · 9h

dr eggman

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Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt @toytowns.bsky.social · 8h

Eggman with his arms crossed
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

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ACLU @aclu.org · 11h

The trailblazing transgender rights activist Miss Major has passed away at the age of 78.

Miss Major was a lifelong organizer and participant in the ballroom scene. She took part in the 1969 Stonewall Riots and was injured by the police — but she kept fighting.

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Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt @toytowns.bsky.social · 9h

this is the 'What if the Sumerian Aliens helped Hitler Win WW2' channel now and has been for years so it's kind of a meaningless post but it's like... you used to be respected

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Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt @toytowns.bsky.social · 9h

take a shot every time someone on History Channel attributes something being invented by the Egyptians that the Sumerians were doing first

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Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt @toytowns.bsky.social · 10h

yknow what I can't english, I meant to say the urge to say, not sure where the 'not' came from lol

Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt @toytowns.bsky.social · 10h

the urge to not say "that's just, like, your opinion, man" to customers on the phone takes BIBLICAL restraint

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Asbestos @wellspkd.bsky.social · 10h

wip

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Hal O. Ween 🎨COMMISSIONS OPEN🎨 @nickkuecken.bsky.social · 12h

If you bring me victory, I'll shine your treads!

A custom vehicle in Sonic Racing Crossworlds, meant to resemble Grounder from The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.

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mellodillo @mellodillo.bsky.social · 11h

out of lighter fluid

Claire Voyance and Slinger the Ocelot sit on a couch together. Claire looks at the viewer with a tired expression on her face and smoking a cigarette. Slinger is attempting to light his own cigarette and failing because the lighter won't light.

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Gemlik_rogue @gemlik-rogue.bsky.social · 13h

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Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt @toytowns.bsky.social · 13h

straight up being in a mixed ages space where you know there's literal children and openly advertising that you want to do erotic roleplay feels predatory

Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt @toytowns.bsky.social · 13h

how do you tell another adult that them being horny isn't an excuse to not have manners

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Frankentate’s monster @bootlegdemon.bsky.social · 13h

I’m Tate, I’m Choctaw and Pomo I do illustrations and beadwork!! I do art for games too!! bootlegdemonart.carrd.co

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Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt @toytowns.bsky.social · 13h

🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨

Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt @toytowns.bsky.social · 13h

I'm cranky bc I have to clean my office

Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt @toytowns.bsky.social · 13h

thank you for including the alt text op so I could read it anyway <3

Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt @toytowns.bsky.social · 13h

the post not loading on PC is the lord protecting me I think

the above post but 2/3rds of it are simply gray and not loading because this website is powered by exhausted hamsters

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Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt @toytowns.bsky.social · 13h

games that are equal parts skill and luck are REALLY fun because it keeps you on your toes! it's a dynamic experience

Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt @toytowns.bsky.social · 13h

15 year olds not being comfortable with 35 year olds making porn of child characters are not why we can't buy games on Steam

someone wanting sober alternatives to gay bars is not a neutered no-fun-having losers

someone needing accessibility accommodations aren't a burden

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