Trollbeard
@trollbeard.bsky.social
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⚒️ Here for indy wrestling, wargaming, dinosaurs, queer shite, metalwork, art, piracy and bad TTRPG takes 🗝️Bremen, Germany 🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian 🏳️‍🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police. 🖌️ Insta @captaintrollbeard
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trollbeard.bsky.social
Bi as in "I have partners of three different genders and if I find one more we can combine to some kind of Dino Megazord"
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4nikkolas.bsky.social
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
trollbeard.bsky.social
And so weren't all the people who drown at our borders, yeah.
trollbeard.bsky.social
I vaguely remember even I won one in 2012 together with some folks.
It's silly.
trollbeard.bsky.social
Wait, you don't have chairs you can sit on from either side?
trollbeard.bsky.social
We called it

The renaissance
of the renaissance.

...which admittedly was dumb but not being very clever was what for us into this situation in the first place.
trollbeard.bsky.social
A post digital future where generative AI has poisoned electronic media to a degree where only hand painted illustrations are understood as reliable depictions of reality because they can at least guarantee the artist felt something genuine.
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sheydgarden.bsky.social
if you're curious about WHY every other occult horror movie is chock full of Hebrew-lettered diagrams, & also why this actually sucks, you can read my (citation-heavy) zine on the subject here ezrarose.itch.io/fyma-a-lesse...
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landrysesame.bsky.social
if you’ve read BPRD you know what’s next
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Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"
trollbeard.bsky.social
So if your TTRPG core book has black and white line art illustrations and you don't advertise it as a colouring book you probably are a coward.
trollbeard.bsky.social
I think I wasn't much online back then, can you tell me more about chuds winning RPG spaces? Was it like forum wars or publication-wise or what?
trollbeard.bsky.social
Card game mechanics in games that aren't narratively or stylistically connected to card games.
trollbeard.bsky.social
So it's for situations where you surrender to very few enemies who have no backup nearby and all come into touch distance at the same time?
And also you want to commit war crimes.

I don't know, that sounds a bit unlikely
trollbeard.bsky.social
"These new brass knuckles are extremely awkward to use but at least you only get one try!"

I want them to be cool but no, sucks
trollbeard.bsky.social
Me watching a deathmatch wrestling bloodbath with barbed wire and burning glass panels: Ouh yesss, more, killkillkill!

Me watching a wrestler of my size not wearing knee pads: Brother nooo, please be careful with your body!!
trollbeard.bsky.social
So the WWE leadership went full maga.
And the magas desperately want to fight "Antifa".

🤔

Will they bring back RETRIBUTION?
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
I find it baffling how little impact the existence of the Undertaker, a literal walking corpse, has had on science and religion
trollbeard.bsky.social
(This is not "Oh, this is harmless" but more "Why do you think they print AI IS THE FUTURE! in big letters when a guy said it who did cool stuff without it but won't realistically be around in that future?")
trollbeard.bsky.social
And I will never miss to point out: Their usual phrasing of "unconditional solidarity" already acknowledges they knowingly decided to support unethical positions.
You don't need "unconditional" to do what's right.
They found a new way to just follow orders.
trollbeard.bsky.social
Recontextualises everything.
I used to hate how everybody is just rude to him but turns out they had good reason.

All the droids only pretending to have quirky personalities makes Star Wars so much darker EVEN WHILE CUTTING OUT THE DROID SLAVERY.
trollbeard.bsky.social
People immersed in fiction tend to oversee the whole situation is made up just to tell the story of people justifying doing evil.

If they were supposed to be the good guys the story would be written in a way that made that possible.
Their 'tough choice' is not real.
trollbeard.bsky.social
"My" guard still is the one where there are dozens of different regiments in the codex, telling you there are tens of thousands more and no two are a like so I disagree with general characterisations.

But GWs model range featuring one that one, portraying them as noble heroes is cowardice to true