Trollbeard
@trollbeard.bsky.social
⚒️ Here for indy wrestling, wargaming, dinosaurs, queer shite, metalwork, art, piracy and bad TTRPG takes
🗝️Bremen, Germany
🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian
🏳️🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police.
🖌️ Insta @captaintrollbeard
🗝️Bremen, Germany
🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian
🏳️🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police.
🖌️ Insta @captaintrollbeard
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Remembered to upload these somewhere where not only pervs can read them:
The last few years I celebrated Pride Month by writing parts of a series of very serious textual analyses of Lord of The Rings that ended (so far) with me proving the book is mathematically 67% gay.
Here:
medium.com/@eintroll
The last few years I celebrated Pride Month by writing parts of a series of very serious textual analyses of Lord of The Rings that ended (so far) with me proving the book is mathematically 67% gay.
Here:
medium.com/@eintroll
"But the doormat said 'Welcome!' and I was the only person around so it must have addressed me, personally!
Doormat really gets me."
Doormat really gets me."
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
"But the doormat said 'Welcome!' and I was the only person around so it must have addressed me, personally!
Doormat really gets me."
Doormat really gets me."
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Every now and then I remember I want to listen to more Mountain Goats.
Then I spent the next month listen to Beat The Champ on repeat and forget I planned that because there's so much other good goat stuff.
That's a really good one, see?
Then I spent the next month listen to Beat The Champ on repeat and forget I planned that because there's so much other good goat stuff.
That's a really good one, see?
April 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Every now and then I remember I want to listen to more Mountain Goats.
Then I spent the next month listen to Beat The Champ on repeat and forget I planned that because there's so much other good goat stuff.
That's a really good one, see?
Then I spent the next month listen to Beat The Champ on repeat and forget I planned that because there's so much other good goat stuff.
That's a really good one, see?
Guillermo del Toro's The Hobbit
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Guillermo del Toro's The Hobbit
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I'm holding a birthday bundle! Girl Frame, This Night on the Rooftops, Nights at the Demon Club, Apprentices of the Magere, and Haven: a Game of Witches
I'm holding a birthday bundle! Girl Frame, This Night on the Rooftops, Nights at the Demon Club, Apprentices of the Magere, and Haven: a Game of Witches
Birthday Bundle by anxiousmimicrpgs
A bundle by anxiousmimicrpgs, $10.00 for 5 games
itch.io
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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I'm holding a birthday bundle! Girl Frame, This Night on the Rooftops, Nights at the Demon Club, Apprentices of the Magere, and Haven: a Game of Witches
I'm holding a birthday bundle! Girl Frame, This Night on the Rooftops, Nights at the Demon Club, Apprentices of the Magere, and Haven: a Game of Witches
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Remembered to upload these somewhere where not only pervs can read them:
The last few years I celebrated Pride Month by writing parts of a series of very serious textual analyses of Lord of The Rings that ended (so far) with me proving the book is mathematically 67% gay.
Here:
medium.com/@eintroll
The last few years I celebrated Pride Month by writing parts of a series of very serious textual analyses of Lord of The Rings that ended (so far) with me proving the book is mathematically 67% gay.
Here:
medium.com/@eintroll
October 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Remembered to upload these somewhere where not only pervs can read them:
The last few years I celebrated Pride Month by writing parts of a series of very serious textual analyses of Lord of The Rings that ended (so far) with me proving the book is mathematically 67% gay.
Here:
medium.com/@eintroll
The last few years I celebrated Pride Month by writing parts of a series of very serious textual analyses of Lord of The Rings that ended (so far) with me proving the book is mathematically 67% gay.
Here:
medium.com/@eintroll
Thinking about spears.
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Thinking about spears.
Great first season!
I didn't expect needing an X-Men podcast in 2025 but here we are - and I am glad you stay with us for 2026
To answer the Wolverine question:
Hot.
And the hotter, the hairier and sturdier he is depicted. Jackman is a beautiful man but just too tall and... human?
Let's talk Puck
I didn't expect needing an X-Men podcast in 2025 but here we are - and I am glad you stay with us for 2026
To answer the Wolverine question:
Hot.
And the hotter, the hairier and sturdier he is depicted. Jackman is a beautiful man but just too tall and... human?
Let's talk Puck
FOLKS! We are proud to present our SEASON 1 FINALE, and it's a DOOZY!!!!!
We're talking "Planet X" with famed Magneto expert @asherelbein.bsky.social!!!!!
And we will be back in the new year to wrap up the Morrison run... and go into EXOTIC, UNCHARTED TERRITORY!!!
Listen!!!!
We're talking "Planet X" with famed Magneto expert @asherelbein.bsky.social!!!!!
And we will be back in the new year to wrap up the Morrison run... and go into EXOTIC, UNCHARTED TERRITORY!!!
Listen!!!!
EPISODE 14: PLANET X (FT. ASHER ELBEIN) — HERE COMES TOMORROW: THE PODCAST
Magneto is back? Xorn isn't real??? You better believe it, kids! It's a scary new world in New York City, but luckily, Josie and Becca are joined by a real Magneto expert: writer Asher Elbein!
www.herecomestomorrow.net
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Great first season!
I didn't expect needing an X-Men podcast in 2025 but here we are - and I am glad you stay with us for 2026
To answer the Wolverine question:
Hot.
And the hotter, the hairier and sturdier he is depicted. Jackman is a beautiful man but just too tall and... human?
Let's talk Puck
I didn't expect needing an X-Men podcast in 2025 but here we are - and I am glad you stay with us for 2026
To answer the Wolverine question:
Hot.
And the hotter, the hairier and sturdier he is depicted. Jackman is a beautiful man but just too tall and... human?
Let's talk Puck
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Thinking about how games often use minimal difficulty decisions to give players a feeling of competence
Like in video games, you loot dozens of bad weapons just so you can feel clever for choosing your slightly better sword instead.
Or TTRPGs where you are expected to say 'I equip my shield!'
Like in video games, you loot dozens of bad weapons just so you can feel clever for choosing your slightly better sword instead.
Or TTRPGs where you are expected to say 'I equip my shield!'
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Thinking about how games often use minimal difficulty decisions to give players a feeling of competence
Like in video games, you loot dozens of bad weapons just so you can feel clever for choosing your slightly better sword instead.
Or TTRPGs where you are expected to say 'I equip my shield!'
Like in video games, you loot dozens of bad weapons just so you can feel clever for choosing your slightly better sword instead.
Or TTRPGs where you are expected to say 'I equip my shield!'
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Fun fact: this is explicitly why Dick Wolf created Law & Order: he violently hates defense attorneys and felt tere weren't enough shows about how defendants and their lawyers are scum
(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)
(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Fun fact: this is explicitly why Dick Wolf created Law & Order: he violently hates defense attorneys and felt tere weren't enough shows about how defendants and their lawyers are scum
(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)
(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)
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None of this would have happened if they just hadn't cancelled Deadliest Warrior.
It was all so avoidable.
It was all so avoidable.
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
None of this would have happened if they just hadn't cancelled Deadliest Warrior.
It was all so avoidable.
It was all so avoidable.
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🌈New Codex Compliant!🌈
Today we're taking a look at one of the most mysterious and yet highly conspicuous of space marine chapters: The Rainbow Warriors!
youtu.be/ssqozP_SIq4
Today we're taking a look at one of the most mysterious and yet highly conspicuous of space marine chapters: The Rainbow Warriors!
youtu.be/ssqozP_SIq4
What's the Deal with the Rainbow Warriors? - Codex Compliant
YouTube video by Snipe and Wib
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
🌈New Codex Compliant!🌈
Today we're taking a look at one of the most mysterious and yet highly conspicuous of space marine chapters: The Rainbow Warriors!
youtu.be/ssqozP_SIq4
Today we're taking a look at one of the most mysterious and yet highly conspicuous of space marine chapters: The Rainbow Warriors!
youtu.be/ssqozP_SIq4
More TTRPGs should address if abilities/feats/talents/etc are to be read as something the character physically can do or as recurring plot devises the player can chose to use.
Just because I always want to know.
Just because I always want to know.
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
More TTRPGs should address if abilities/feats/talents/etc are to be read as something the character physically can do or as recurring plot devises the player can chose to use.
Just because I always want to know.
Just because I always want to know.
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Somebody locate Elisha NOW!!!
Grizzly bear attacks schoolchildren and teachers on walking trail, injuring 11
Grizzly bear attacks schoolchildren and teachers on walking trail, injuring 11
The attack happened Thursday afternoon in Bella Coola, approximately 435 miles northwest of Vancouver.
www.wbrc.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Somebody locate Elisha NOW!!!
None of this would have happened if they just hadn't cancelled Deadliest Warrior.
It was all so avoidable.
It was all so avoidable.
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
None of this would have happened if they just hadn't cancelled Deadliest Warrior.
It was all so avoidable.
It was all so avoidable.
Story about actual working class superheroes trying to find a way to get ethically payed for their labour while a gang of billionaire playboy amateur vigilantes destroys their market by doing the same stuff but recklessly for free.
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Story about actual working class superheroes trying to find a way to get ethically payed for their labour while a gang of billionaire playboy amateur vigilantes destroys their market by doing the same stuff but recklessly for free.
More Stargate?
Cool for folks into colonial military adventures I guess.
Cool for folks into colonial military adventures I guess.
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
More Stargate?
Cool for folks into colonial military adventures I guess.
Cool for folks into colonial military adventures I guess.
Folks enthusiastically repost "Murder all pedophiles! Woodchipper, lol!" memes - completely ignoring how outside of the recurring Epstein season the people posting these memes usually mean the innocent neighbours who happen to be queer.
Fucking wazzoks.
Fucking wazzoks.
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Folks enthusiastically repost "Murder all pedophiles! Woodchipper, lol!" memes - completely ignoring how outside of the recurring Epstein season the people posting these memes usually mean the innocent neighbours who happen to be queer.
Fucking wazzoks.
Fucking wazzoks.
So many classic stories of heroism end in brutal last stands against all odds and everybody dies - because why would the story end if our hero still is alive - while in video games you usually end by completely humiliating the last boss, still 100 potions in your backpack, and move on to
nothing.
nothing.
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So many classic stories of heroism end in brutal last stands against all odds and everybody dies - because why would the story end if our hero still is alive - while in video games you usually end by completely humiliating the last boss, still 100 potions in your backpack, and move on to
nothing.
nothing.
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"Fuck Nazis!"
- vague
- abstract
- kinda rapey
"Put these fascists' heads on pikes!"
- decisive
- workable
- orcs think you are cool
July 9, 2024 at 3:52 PM
"Fuck Nazis!"
- vague
- abstract
- kinda rapey
"Put these fascists' heads on pikes!"
- decisive
- workable
- orcs think you are cool
if you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
if you see this post your getaway vehicle
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🙏CHAPTER SERF🙏
I finished it! A Warhammer 40K adventure & TTRPG where you *don't* play Space Marines. Instead you play those little hooded freaks loitering in the background while Space Marines hog the limelight.
PDF here: drive.google.com/file/d/1V4Mt...
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I finished it! A Warhammer 40K adventure & TTRPG where you *don't* play Space Marines. Instead you play those little hooded freaks loitering in the background while Space Marines hog the limelight.
PDF here: drive.google.com/file/d/1V4Mt...
1/
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
🙏CHAPTER SERF🙏
I finished it! A Warhammer 40K adventure & TTRPG where you *don't* play Space Marines. Instead you play those little hooded freaks loitering in the background while Space Marines hog the limelight.
PDF here: drive.google.com/file/d/1V4Mt...
1/
I finished it! A Warhammer 40K adventure & TTRPG where you *don't* play Space Marines. Instead you play those little hooded freaks loitering in the background while Space Marines hog the limelight.
PDF here: drive.google.com/file/d/1V4Mt...
1/
We could get some snow these next days.
Winter is when you start a new Banner Saga playthrough.
Winter is when you start a new Banner Saga playthrough.
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
We could get some snow these next days.
Winter is when you start a new Banner Saga playthrough.
Winter is when you start a new Banner Saga playthrough.
Your random reminder that monarchism just is a step further than racism, believing blood relatives of certain families are inherently and factually more deserving and valuable people.
Imagine what's going on inside the heads that benefit from this nonsense.
Imagine what's going on inside the heads that benefit from this nonsense.
November 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Your random reminder that monarchism just is a step further than racism, believing blood relatives of certain families are inherently and factually more deserving and valuable people.
Imagine what's going on inside the heads that benefit from this nonsense.
Imagine what's going on inside the heads that benefit from this nonsense.
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SWORD THERAPY IN 2026
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
SWORD THERAPY IN 2026