Trollbeard
@trollbeard.bsky.social
⚒️ Here for indy wrestling, wargaming, dinosaurs, queer shite, metalwork, art, piracy and bad TTRPG takes
🗝️Bremen, Germany
🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian
🏳️🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police.
🖌️ Insta @captaintrollbeard
🗝️Bremen, Germany
🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian
🏳️🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police.
🖌️ Insta @captaintrollbeard
Having somewhat fucked up my order to Germany I now finally read DIE LOADED #1&2. Sure, I expected it to return with all the TTRPG horror, queer trauma and emotional messyness we love about the first series.
And then I read this half sentence and instantly was back in the trenches.
And then I read this half sentence and instantly was back in the trenches.
January 19, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Having somewhat fucked up my order to Germany I now finally read DIE LOADED #1&2. Sure, I expected it to return with all the TTRPG horror, queer trauma and emotional messyness we love about the first series.
And then I read this half sentence and instantly was back in the trenches.
And then I read this half sentence and instantly was back in the trenches.
Remembering a day in summer 2020 when on my way home from work I met this little dinosaur friend. Later I learnt they were an eurasian blackcap who probably left their nest too early - blind, disoriented and almost blown into traffic by strong winds while staggering around on the sidewalk. So I
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1/4
December 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Remembering a day in summer 2020 when on my way home from work I met this little dinosaur friend. Later I learnt they were an eurasian blackcap who probably left their nest too early - blind, disoriented and almost blown into traffic by strong winds while staggering around on the sidewalk. So I
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Found on my way to work:
When the marketing guy's nephew is good at photoshop.
When the marketing guy's nephew is good at photoshop.
December 18, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Found on my way to work:
When the marketing guy's nephew is good at photoshop.
When the marketing guy's nephew is good at photoshop.
Did you known the dropkick we know today was popularised by Italian-American wrestler Jumping Joe Savoldi in the 30s?
1942 he was recruited by the OSS for his language and hand-to-hand combat skills and took part in several mission behind enemy so IT IS PLAUSIBLE TO ASSUME HE DROP-KICKED FASCISTS.
1942 he was recruited by the OSS for his language and hand-to-hand combat skills and took part in several mission behind enemy so IT IS PLAUSIBLE TO ASSUME HE DROP-KICKED FASCISTS.
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Did you known the dropkick we know today was popularised by Italian-American wrestler Jumping Joe Savoldi in the 30s?
1942 he was recruited by the OSS for his language and hand-to-hand combat skills and took part in several mission behind enemy so IT IS PLAUSIBLE TO ASSUME HE DROP-KICKED FASCISTS.
1942 he was recruited by the OSS for his language and hand-to-hand combat skills and took part in several mission behind enemy so IT IS PLAUSIBLE TO ASSUME HE DROP-KICKED FASCISTS.
If you see this, post a comics cover you love
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
If you see this, post a comics cover you love
Somehow DriveThruRPG managed to send out a lot of copies of Blades in the Dark: Deep Cuts without the title on it
@johnharper.bsky.social , how about a design your own cover contest?
@johnharper.bsky.social , how about a design your own cover contest?
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Somehow DriveThruRPG managed to send out a lot of copies of Blades in the Dark: Deep Cuts without the title on it
@johnharper.bsky.social , how about a design your own cover contest?
@johnharper.bsky.social , how about a design your own cover contest?
if you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
if you see this post your getaway vehicle
Love the little whimsical details - the contrast to the city we knew made me nervous about what they are hiding.
And if you zoom in close enough you can even find out what happened to my players' old crew, nice touch!
And if you zoom in close enough you can even find out what happened to my players' old crew, nice touch!
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Love the little whimsical details - the contrast to the city we knew made me nervous about what they are hiding.
And if you zoom in close enough you can even find out what happened to my players' old crew, nice touch!
And if you zoom in close enough you can even find out what happened to my players' old crew, nice touch!
It's #Dinovember so I painted a dinosaur!
And somehow the miniature reminded me of that cool looking punk raptor from the internet so I recreated their colours - @raptor.on.computer , I hope you don't mind being a wrestler now!
And somehow the miniature reminded me of that cool looking punk raptor from the internet so I recreated their colours - @raptor.on.computer , I hope you don't mind being a wrestler now!
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It's #Dinovember so I painted a dinosaur!
And somehow the miniature reminded me of that cool looking punk raptor from the internet so I recreated their colours - @raptor.on.computer , I hope you don't mind being a wrestler now!
And somehow the miniature reminded me of that cool looking punk raptor from the internet so I recreated their colours - @raptor.on.computer , I hope you don't mind being a wrestler now!
Damn zoomers wouldn't even know how to use a good old masturbation gauntlet.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Damn zoomers wouldn't even know how to use a good old masturbation gauntlet.
Autumn and having an annoying cold?
Dwarfcore it is.
Dwarfcore it is.
October 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Autumn and having an annoying cold?
Dwarfcore it is.
Dwarfcore it is.
Another wild night at German Championship Wrestling Bremen. Pirates, Punks, Bratwurst, Warlocks, Giants, Blood, Kisses, Friendship and a returning veteran of the ring capturing the Landesmeisterschaft.
Nice.
Nice.
September 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Another wild night at German Championship Wrestling Bremen. Pirates, Punks, Bratwurst, Warlocks, Giants, Blood, Kisses, Friendship and a returning veteran of the ring capturing the Landesmeisterschaft.
Nice.
Nice.
Am I doing this right?
September 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Am I doing this right?
Throws me back to an old sugar pot I modified about ten years ago for a friend to look like Merlin's in The Sword In The Stone
September 10, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Throws me back to an old sugar pot I modified about ten years ago for a friend to look like Merlin's in The Sword In The Stone
A bit sad I probably missed some intriguing scam here
September 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A bit sad I probably missed some intriguing scam here
Well, looks like the Master of the Spirit Wardens died of too many knives, the sabotaged Wardens looked like fools and the notorious Groverstreet Gang was just in the right position to heroically save the city of Doskvol. Or so they say.
Just in time to grab that free seat in the city council
#bitd
Just in time to grab that free seat in the city council
#bitd
August 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Well, looks like the Master of the Spirit Wardens died of too many knives, the sabotaged Wardens looked like fools and the notorious Groverstreet Gang was just in the right position to heroically save the city of Doskvol. Or so they say.
Just in time to grab that free seat in the city council
#bitd
Just in time to grab that free seat in the city council
#bitd
Backstage work at the #Wutzrock festival (Hamburg! Free! Music! Tomorrow!) sometimes comes with the weird benefit of sitting alone in an empty infield and watching the stage crew doing light magic.
August 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Backstage work at the #Wutzrock festival (Hamburg! Free! Music! Tomorrow!) sometimes comes with the weird benefit of sitting alone in an empty infield and watching the stage crew doing light magic.
"Well, shit.", Scout Sergeant Deborah thought. "At some point between 1990 and 2024 something really boring must have happened to us."
July 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"Well, shit.", Scout Sergeant Deborah thought. "At some point between 1990 and 2024 something really boring must have happened to us."
German football ultras can be annoying as fuck but sometimes I really enjoy their unhinged creativity.
(Love whoever you want... ...except for FC Erzgebirge Aue)
(Love whoever you want... ...except for FC Erzgebirge Aue)
July 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
German football ultras can be annoying as fuck but sometimes I really enjoy their unhinged creativity.
(Love whoever you want... ...except for FC Erzgebirge Aue)
(Love whoever you want... ...except for FC Erzgebirge Aue)
It's a thousand degrees, the world is on fire, i had my first day at work after vacation and all problems there were the same.
BUT the 28 Mag collection came so I don't care.
BUT the 28 Mag collection came so I don't care.
July 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It's a thousand degrees, the world is on fire, i had my first day at work after vacation and all problems there were the same.
BUT the 28 Mag collection came so I don't care.
BUT the 28 Mag collection came so I don't care.
Parasaurolophus getting more chonky with every reconstruction is giving me the will to live on in times like this.
We will make it to the next reconstruction.
Do it for Parasaurolophus.
We will make it to the next reconstruction.
Do it for Parasaurolophus.
July 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Parasaurolophus getting more chonky with every reconstruction is giving me the will to live on in times like this.
We will make it to the next reconstruction.
Do it for Parasaurolophus.
We will make it to the next reconstruction.
Do it for Parasaurolophus.
One might argue an overall kilt is an inherently absurd piece of clothing but I don't plan on wearing much else this summer.
July 4, 2025 at 8:35 AM
One might argue an overall kilt is an inherently absurd piece of clothing but I don't plan on wearing much else this summer.