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Trollbeard
@trollbeard.bsky.social
⚒️ Here for indy wrestling, wargaming, dinosaurs, queer shite, metalwork, art, piracy and bad TTRPG takes
🗝️Bremen, Germany
🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian
🏳️‍🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police.
🖌️ Insta @captaintrollbeard
@newrepublic.com Any chance you will correct this (admittedly funny) country mix-up?
January 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I love the unhappy manticore.
Really enjoy this surreal style overall!
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Okay, that actually makes sense.
January 16, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Sounds legit.
Okay, so: Jack, you are it! Draw Dilbert cartoons!
January 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Sounds like somebody who later gets tummy lasered by the Care Bears
January 15, 2026 at 3:32 PM
A thousand years ago shortly after reading Drachenfels for the first time I read Anno Dracula and, not knowing Jack Yeovil and Kim Newman were the same person, was SO baffled Genevieve made an appearance in it
January 15, 2026 at 9:50 AM
That movie gave +3 bonus damage to Germans who watched the characters go from Bucharest (but filmed in Berlin, including very visibly German police) to Berlin (actually filmed in Berlin too but not looking any different from Bucharest now) to the Leipzig Airport for very unclear reasons in no time
January 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
That's the real power fantasy about him
January 14, 2026 at 7:41 AM
"Seneschal, I think I like her better than I like her tone."
January 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Reposted by Trollbeard
if you’re unfamiliar with how Dilbert’s creator Scott Adams was a fascistic creep, listen to this episode of Behind The Bastards with @iwriteok.bsky.social & @choochoobear.bsky.social:
Part One: How The Dilbert Guy Lost His Mind | BEHIND THE BASTARDS
YouTube video by Behind the Bastards
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
One enemy NPC type in the adventure module I read were dog-like hot-dog creatures with penises for weeners that attacked you with their cum.
That was a combat encounter, you were not allowed to fuck them for some bizarre reason.
January 13, 2026 at 2:49 PM