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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 1d

I just took a DNA test and I'm 100% a big bitch

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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 1d

Frank Frazetta shirtless outside in an armchair, posing with his palette and the original art for the Fire & Ice poster. Behind him Eleanor Frazetta poses in a bikini on a Honda dirtbike.

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 3d

Whenever I see a salvation army bell ringer I mull over the prospect that they are either delusional or actually evil but then I remember these are not mutually exclusive ideas and I sigh and move on

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 3d

This is for all the extremely stupid "progressive" friends of mine who have called me an asshole over the years for talking shit on a "charity"

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 3d

It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 3d

enjoying the fact that someone somewhere has been wandering around thinking this is true

Written Prompts (3)
The one thing you should know about me is
I played the harp on the 1998 Monica/Brandy duet "The
Boy is Mine"
One thing I'll never do again
Play the harp flawlessly during an intense showdown between two of R&B's biggest stars
My biggest date fail
A double date with Brandy and Monica that turned out to be an intervention demanding I stop taking credit for play...

My biggest date fail
A double date with Brandy and Monica that turned out to be an
intervention demanding
I stop taking credit for playing the harp on
"The Boy is Mine"
ok brag much?? you have mentioned that just a few times

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morning sensibilia 🔆 @loveshy.icu · 3d

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 3d

Ps I'm gay as all hell like damn

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 3d

As always it's a good idea to not look up "national coming out day" on Twitter today, if you're still on there for some reason

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 4d

Half baked thought I've decided to wholeheartedly believe and stand by: Bruce Springsteen is the Taylor Swift of his time (derogatory)

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“reba” @reba.bsky.social · Nov 4

walking past the packed gay nightclub blasting Madonna dance remixes as glistening 22-year-olds writhe and vogue while clutching my little paper bag of Walgreens brand ear medicine

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 5d

Oh yup
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Murder by Numbers on Steam

Solve Pixel Puzzles to find clues. Use those clues to interrogate witnesses. Work your way to the truth... ...and uncover the mystery of Murder by Numbers!

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 5d

Wasn't there phoenix wright but you're also doing picross/pictograms

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20heXheX @20xx.bsky.social · 8d

*turn me loose starts playing on work speakers* no no no not here *shirt turns into jeans vest, bandana appears on head* i have to leave

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 8d

(using the Voice from dune) I'm just chilling in cedar rapids

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 9d

Hatsune Miku Come To Brazil

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 9d

Yoda Latino

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 10d

They need to make the grande nachos permanent and also cheaper

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 10d

The Simpsons scene where Mr Burns announces that everyone who has found true love can leave early. Except he says "every country who's arrested and imprisoned a President within the past year may leave early". France, South Korea and Brazil celebrate

The one guy left alone who's not allowed to leave early, with a USA flag on him

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Grandmaster B-Hud @yodacat.bsky.social · 10d

Is this a thing people would like?

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20heXheX @20xx.bsky.social · 10d

knowing nothing else about the man, i can at least say that general tso made some damn good chicken

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 10d

Artwork used internally at DIC Entertainment during the production of the Super Mario World cartoon, replacing Marge Simpson with Mario. According to a former DIC employee, this was made due to an inside joke at the studio, though the exact nature of the joke has been lost.

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 10d

Does anyone have an honest review of those YouTube ad cereals like magic spoon because I'm grimly curious but not $7 for a small box curious when the giant malt o meal bags are there for 5

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 11d

That pig got poop on he balls

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Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 11d

Considering how downtrodden and beaten everyone is, and under the assumption that God is a spiteful being and functions on opposite day rules, we should all hope that guy everyone hates is actually alive and healthier than ever

Steven I. @twiminy.bsky.social · 12d

I'm also horrible at math but that's probably my own fault