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🌮 Two Yutes

@twoyutes.bsky.social

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2_yutes over there. Proud Vermin. Former Chicago Democrat now a 🔵 in a Big Red state. Satire is an art. #Clamily

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · Nov 18

For those of us who are done over there and sad about the friends and content left behind, just remember it's gonna be one Hell of a reunion show.

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry Scott, has to be done.

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Barbra Streisand Neil Diamond - You Don't Bring Me Flowers

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Morgan Fairchild @morgfair.bsky.social · 1d

🎧 Our new podcast is now on YouTube! Watch, subscribe & join the conversation →

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#Podcast #2bitchesfromtexas #NowStreaming

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1d

Hi. My name is Yutes and I'm a reposter. ♻️

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Phoenix🔥 @fivetimessix.bsky.social · 1d

Just an FYI again.
Liking a post does nothing at all. If you want a post to be seen you need people to repost it.
And good luck on that. 🙄
I've started the reposter club. Please join me.

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1d

I hope they didn't give him Tylenol.

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Harry Dunn @libradunn1.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine being "America first" but allowing Qatar to build a military base on American soil in Idaho.
Guess all you need to occupy US soil is to give a plane to donald. This is the dumbest most irresponsible shit ever. This must be reversed in 2028.

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1d

A new Air Force One ain't free Harry.

🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1d

*Cough* Cubs *Cough*

I know, I know, it's a long shot but a guy can still dream....

🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1d

And yet it's still our fault. 🤷

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Phoenix🔥 @fivetimessix.bsky.social · 1d

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1d

Sail on Phee 💕 ✌️
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Commodores - Sail On

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1d

Giving off serious 80s porn actor vibes.

Apologies to 80s porn actors.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

This is despicable. Kristi Noem is a conscienceless liar and opportunist. Oh, and a dog killer and adulterer, too.

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1d

Is it me you're looking for?

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1d

Timeline cleanse.

Don't ever stop dancing in the moonlight.
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Dancin' in the Moonlight - King Harvest | The Midnight Special

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1d

I hesitantly reposted this. 😳

The visuals are not pleasant.

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Brian [email protected]‬ @briandunn.bsky.social · 2d

During your busy day today, please give some thought to the poor schmuck at Walter Reed who has to give Trump his prostate exam.
"Mr. President, please bend over..."

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The Winter Soldier™ @wintersoldiershere.bsky.social · 1d

AGREE

Polling Canada @canadianpolling.bsky.social · 2d

"Donald Trump's comments about Canada becoming the US' 51st state have strengthened my Canadian pride and my belief that Canada must maintain its independence"

🟢 Agree: 72%
🟡 Neutral: 19%
⚫️ Disagree: 9%

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Canadians Firmly Reject Idea of American Statehood

Support for American statehood remains low across all age groups, even in more conservative provinces like Alberta

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🌮 Two Yutes @twoyutes.bsky.social · 1d

I think most of us here agree as well.

Plus, I really don't want to buy a new flag.

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Tibor M. Kalman @kalmantibs.bsky.social · 1d

So blessed to regularly attend performances by the Budapest Festival Orchestra at the majestic Palace of the Arts.

Tuesday night, with Spanish conductor Jaime Martin leading the orchestra, I was awestruck by Japanese violinist Akiko Suwanai's performance of Saint-Saëns' violin concerto.

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