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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 9h

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Skibidi Toilet implies the existence of not only a Skibidi Bidet but also a Skibidi Urinal which itself implies the existence of Skibidi Urinal Cakes and in this post I will break down--

a red curtain is behind a person in a green dress

Alt: Kermit the Frog getting dragged offstage by a cane

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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 1d

I hope absolutely everyone who has ever unironically said "both parties are the same" gets a really REALLY bad paper cut in the near future.

Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sorry but it's just wild we are in the middle of a government shutdown and the House Republicans are REFUSING TO SHOW UP FOR WORK so they can protect billionaire pedophiles and billionaire tax breaks.

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tylernol @tylerfg.bsky.social · 14h

I'm tired of pretending "The Middle" is anything more than overrated

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 17h

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 20h

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

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tylernol @tylerfg.bsky.social · 1d

babe wake up new mcship dropped

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tylernol @tylerfg.bsky.social · 1d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlTs... Happy to have joined @tonygoldmark.bsky.social and several friends in saying farewell to the one and only Dr. Demento.

"Smogberry Pie" - Tony Goldmark ("American Pie" parody about Dr. Demento)

YouTube video by Tony Goldmark

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tylernol @tylerfg.bsky.social · 1d

Seconding this. The dude is a mass gaslighter and textbook school bully.

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Escape From Vault Disney @vaultdisneypod.bsky.social · 2d

BONUS MINISODE! This coming weekend, The Dr. Demento Show comes to an end after a whopping 55 YEARS, and in this minisode, @tonygoldmark.bsky.social discusses what the show has meant to him, and plays his new Dr. D tribute song "Smogberry Pie!"
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Escape From Vault Disney: BONUS MINISODE! Don't Forget to Stay Deeeeemented!

This coming weekend, The Dr. Demento Show comes to an end after an incredible 55 YEARS on the radio and/or internet. And in this special bonus minisode, I veer off-topic from what we usually cover on ...

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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 2d

"Gee brown people, sorry you all had to be kidnapped off the street and locked in a concentration camp with zero due process, but y'see, I just couldn't fill out a circle on a ballot because internet told me the black lady was as bad as the Nazi." Absolutely psychotic.

Hipper Reed 🔞🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hipperreed.bsky.social · 2d

It seems to me like everyone and their mother are blaming the Democrats, have been for years, but we almost never look inward.

Collectively, we as a people, as a nation, FAILED.

Twice.

And we hardly ever see talking heads mention that. We, the People, failed. We didn't outvote the Nazis.

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tylernol @tylerfg.bsky.social · 2d

Speedy from The Drew Carey Show is best boy

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Sabina Stent @sabinastent.bsky.social · 6d

Forever Jefferson D’Arcy.

Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 6d

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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 5d

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tylernol @tylerfg.bsky.social · 2d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4mC...

Amanda

YouTube video by Boston - Topic

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tylernol @tylerfg.bsky.social · 3d

The moment I went from "Fuck Sushi, it's nasty" as a dumb teenager to "FUCK YEAH, SUSHI!" as an adult was bliss.

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻❌👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 4d

Greta Thunberg speaks to the press after being released from illegal detainment in Israel: "I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me, but that is not the story.”

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Nico Mara-McKay 🦇 (they/iel) @nicomaramckay.com · 4d

tl;dr: Bluesky began with genuine promise: a new social media platform where users could feel safer, but inconsistent moderation quickly eroded trust.

When systemically marginalized users pushed back, Bluesky’s leadership minimized concerns and began to target them for bans.

Bluesky’s CEO meltdown: How leadership continues to fail its most marginalized users

tl;dr: Bluesky began with genuine promise: a new social media platform where systemically marginalized users could feel safer, but…

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Dr Kat Day (she/her) @chronicleflask.katday.com · 4d

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
, just so
other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 4d

I would pay very good money to watch the average social media leftist stand in front of a room full of brown people who got kidnapped off the street by ICE and locked in a concentration camp with no due process this year and explain to them why both parties are the same.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 5d

LOL THEY’VE USED HIM BEFORE

FOX
NEWS®
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FORMER ANTIFA MEMBER SPEAKS OUT
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• RAMON "MUNDO" MENDOZA | "MEXIC
MAFIA ENCYCLOPEDIA" AUTHOR
Ex-gang member says Chauvin attacker's story doesn't add up
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randall @mcrrox.bsky.social · 5d

you go on twt and its a nazi chud party with people screaming slurs left and right you come to bluesky and the mods will literally put a label on your account because you were kinda mean to the transphobes they let stay maybe can we have a website for normal people with emotional maturity

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Attractions Magazine @attractions.bsky.social · 5d

Is it okay for a company like Disney to use or promote AI-generated imagery?

Disney reposted a Dude Perfect video with a seemingly AI-generated thumbnail.

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Emmy @tetrabunz.bsky.social · 5d

A recreation of a promotional render for Super Mario 64 (1996), depicting Bowser burning Mario with his fire breath. In this version, the setpieces and character models have been entirely redone to match their in-game counterparts, albeit at a higher resolution.

The same render, from a different angle.

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Tron's evil twin brother Troff @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 5d

...And THIS is how I find out? On fucking BLUESKY?

Well FINE! Go be Ryan Murphy's nemesis, see if I care! Hope he makes you very unhappy!

(cries into pillow)

Agatha Vile @agatha-vile.bsky.social · 5d

I’ve come to make an announcement.

@tonygoldmark.bsky.social isn’t my nemesis anymore.

It’s Ryan Murphy.

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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 5d

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🎃⛓ Alicia La'Fey ⛓🎃 @allieinchains.bsky.social · 5d

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"I accidentally atomized an Applebee's"

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