randall
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they/it. yorkie wrangler, lesbian manchild, fish harasser. edgy member of channel krt. fiscally communist socially wine mom liberal. gleefully batshit wood nymph.
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I TRIED Human Food...
January 27, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I TRIED Human Food...
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This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
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Ranking Cords and Wires Based On Edibility
January 27, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Ranking Cords and Wires Based On Edibility
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Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
not plummeting hard enough i need them to *whoops! cant say that on bluesky!*
January 27, 2026 at 8:37 PM
not plummeting hard enough i need them to *whoops! cant say that on bluesky!*
i hate that i cant even say "i was right about trump the whole time" JUST because when i was a kid i saw the apprentice and thought he was the coolest guy ever
January 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
i hate that i cant even say "i was right about trump the whole time" JUST because when i was a kid i saw the apprentice and thought he was the coolest guy ever
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There are many reasons why everything keeps getting worse, but a non-insignificant factor is that so many of us have spent the last couple decades addicted to algorithms designed to make us angrily FEEL like everything was constantly getting worse until it became a self-fulfilling prophecy.
January 26, 2026 at 6:57 PM
There are many reasons why everything keeps getting worse, but a non-insignificant factor is that so many of us have spent the last couple decades addicted to algorithms designed to make us angrily FEEL like everything was constantly getting worse until it became a self-fulfilling prophecy.
there is literally one single extremely important reason im pretty sure
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Harry Potter because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” writes Louise Perry. “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with liberalism.”
Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Harry Potter because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” writes Louise Perry. “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with liberalism.”
Opinion | Why Gen Z Doesn’t Love ‘Harry Potter’
The wizarding worldview is naïve.
nyti.ms
January 27, 2026 at 4:30 PM
there is literally one single extremely important reason im pretty sure
she's def jealous that he will be remembered as someone who saved lives and contributed so much to this world while she will forever be remembered as a shriveled up has been "journalist" who spent her career brown nosing a man who said she had "blood coming out of her wherever"
Megyn Kelly: “I know I'm supposed to feel sorry for Alex Pretti but I don't. You know why I wasn't shot by Border Patrol this weekend? Because I kept my ass inside and out of their operations.”
January 27, 2026 at 4:14 PM
she's def jealous that he will be remembered as someone who saved lives and contributed so much to this world while she will forever be remembered as a shriveled up has been "journalist" who spent her career brown nosing a man who said she had "blood coming out of her wherever"
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Kash Patel this Sunday: “You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines, to any sort of protest that you want."
January 27, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Kash Patel this Sunday: “You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines, to any sort of protest that you want."
what else happened in 1929 go on tell us
Late last night, Trump posted footage of 5th Avenue in New York City from 1929, a time a widespread racial segregation.
Trump remarked, “New York City in a slightly different time. Never forget!”
Trump remarked, “New York City in a slightly different time. Never forget!”
January 27, 2026 at 3:31 PM
what else happened in 1929 go on tell us
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my favorite Smiling Friends running joke is when Mr. Boss is in danger and he claims that he has a "secret plan" to get out of it and said "plan" is a simple object intended to kill, like a gun, brick or cyanide pill
January 27, 2026 at 6:46 AM
my favorite Smiling Friends running joke is when Mr. Boss is in danger and he claims that he has a "secret plan" to get out of it and said "plan" is a simple object intended to kill, like a gun, brick or cyanide pill
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Yes because then they’d have to face the reality of what people think of them
January 26, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Yes because then they’d have to face the reality of what people think of them
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THANK YOU
Jesus Christ, liberals are the ones who have been trying to tell you for ten years that Republicans, and Trump specifically, were a fascist disaster waiting to happen, and leftists mocked us with slogans like “orange man bad” and insisted he was just a normal politician with “rude tweets”
Jesus Christ, liberals are the ones who have been trying to tell you for ten years that Republicans, and Trump specifically, were a fascist disaster waiting to happen, and leftists mocked us with slogans like “orange man bad” and insisted he was just a normal politician with “rude tweets”
also I feel like I’m going crazy because it was very specifically normie resist liberals who were losing their minds about Trump from day one while leftists adopted this “well really he’s no more or less bad than the rest of the grand sweep of US imperialism” shtick
January 27, 2026 at 4:04 AM
THANK YOU
Jesus Christ, liberals are the ones who have been trying to tell you for ten years that Republicans, and Trump specifically, were a fascist disaster waiting to happen, and leftists mocked us with slogans like “orange man bad” and insisted he was just a normal politician with “rude tweets”
Jesus Christ, liberals are the ones who have been trying to tell you for ten years that Republicans, and Trump specifically, were a fascist disaster waiting to happen, and leftists mocked us with slogans like “orange man bad” and insisted he was just a normal politician with “rude tweets”
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I can’t believe their plan of shooting people in the face and bombing their homes hasn’t proven more popular
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I can’t believe their plan of shooting people in the face and bombing their homes hasn’t proven more popular
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January 26, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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Looking forward to the day when we win hard enough to not need articles like “what are the paramilitaries spraying at you?: a helpful guide”
Here's how to identify some crowd control munitions, canisters of which federal agents have left on the ground after deploying them against people in Minnesota. bit.ly/3YWp1jE
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 26, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Looking forward to the day when we win hard enough to not need articles like “what are the paramilitaries spraying at you?: a helpful guide”
i want the next administration to be so hard on this they'll be trying to flee to argentina
January 26, 2026 at 8:41 PM
i want the next administration to be so hard on this they'll be trying to flee to argentina
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wait, so Visa, Mastercard et. al can go after video game storefronts for six fucking months for having porn games but the moment X/Grok starts generating ACTUAL CHILD PORN they CHANGE THEIR POLICIES? dawg,
wrote about an apparent policy change in the payments industry www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Payment processors were against CSAM until Grok started making it
“The industry is no longer willing to self-regulate.”
www.theverge.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:10 PM
wait, so Visa, Mastercard et. al can go after video game storefronts for six fucking months for having porn games but the moment X/Grok starts generating ACTUAL CHILD PORN they CHANGE THEIR POLICIES? dawg,
im not jumping ship everytime a website owner does something bad. at the very least this place doesnt have a child porn making robot
January 26, 2026 at 8:39 PM
im not jumping ship everytime a website owner does something bad. at the very least this place doesnt have a child porn making robot
he's releasing a new album im calling it
Ye, fka Kanye West, takes out a full-page in the Wall Street Journal to apologize to the Black community, and for antisemitism:
“I lost touch with reality”
“I lost touch with reality”
January 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
he's releasing a new album im calling it
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Cooking food is so childish and immature. You’re an adult. You can handle some raw chicken. Aww, widdle baby doesn’t want to die from salmonella? Grow up.
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Cooking food is so childish and immature. You’re an adult. You can handle some raw chicken. Aww, widdle baby doesn’t want to die from salmonella? Grow up.