randall
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they/it. yorkie wrangler, lesbian manchild, fish harasser. edgy member of channel krt. fiscally communist socially wine mom liberal. gleefully batshit wood nymph.
ideally a bedroom should be hot as all balls in the winter and freezing fucking cold in the summer
January 28, 2026 at 3:35 AM
ideally a bedroom should be hot as all balls in the winter and freezing fucking cold in the summer
i feel like the ppl who are always like "cringe culture is dead" are more often than not the biggest perpetrators of it nowadays
January 28, 2026 at 2:46 AM
i feel like the ppl who are always like "cringe culture is dead" are more often than not the biggest perpetrators of it nowadays
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January 25, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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Well that's precisely it, it comforts them greatly to believe that voters actually have no power at all, it's "The Parties" that have power and trap voters with the *illusion* of having choices when in reality we can't take a shit without them approving it. They need to feel persecuted.
January 28, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Well that's precisely it, it comforts them greatly to believe that voters actually have no power at all, it's "The Parties" that have power and trap voters with the *illusion* of having choices when in reality we can't take a shit without them approving it. They need to feel persecuted.
this is the first time ive actually seen a politician CHASE DOWN their attacker
JUST NOW… rep. Omar attacked and sprayed with a liquid…
January 28, 2026 at 1:41 AM
this is the first time ive actually seen a politician CHASE DOWN their attacker
ppl who leave the left because they got mad at them one time are so weak. absolutely caveman brained. the left infuriates me daily and i STILL hold left wing values and principles.
January 28, 2026 at 1:39 AM
ppl who leave the left because they got mad at them one time are so weak. absolutely caveman brained. the left infuriates me daily and i STILL hold left wing values and principles.
i mean the chili looks fine but what the fuck is that bread.
Today’s Air Force One meal today. What happened to one piece of chicken, one piece of broccoli, and one corn tortilla?
January 28, 2026 at 12:29 AM
i mean the chili looks fine but what the fuck is that bread.
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I TRIED Human Food...
January 27, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I TRIED Human Food...
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This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
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Ranking Cords and Wires Based On Edibility
January 27, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Ranking Cords and Wires Based On Edibility
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Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Sesame Street is now offering tips for parents on post-trauma comfort because the federal government is physically and mentally abusing our country's children.
not plummeting hard enough i need them to *whoops! cant say that on bluesky!*
January 27, 2026 at 8:37 PM
not plummeting hard enough i need them to *whoops! cant say that on bluesky!*
i hate that i cant even say "i was right about trump the whole time" JUST because when i was a kid i saw the apprentice and thought he was the coolest guy ever
January 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
i hate that i cant even say "i was right about trump the whole time" JUST because when i was a kid i saw the apprentice and thought he was the coolest guy ever
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There are many reasons why everything keeps getting worse, but a non-insignificant factor is that so many of us have spent the last couple decades addicted to algorithms designed to make us angrily FEEL like everything was constantly getting worse until it became a self-fulfilling prophecy.
January 26, 2026 at 6:57 PM
There are many reasons why everything keeps getting worse, but a non-insignificant factor is that so many of us have spent the last couple decades addicted to algorithms designed to make us angrily FEEL like everything was constantly getting worse until it became a self-fulfilling prophecy.
there is literally one single extremely important reason im pretty sure
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Harry Potter because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” writes Louise Perry. “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with liberalism.”
Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Harry Potter because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” writes Louise Perry. “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with liberalism.”
Opinion | Why Gen Z Doesn’t Love ‘Harry Potter’
The wizarding worldview is naïve.
nyti.ms
January 27, 2026 at 4:30 PM
there is literally one single extremely important reason im pretty sure
she's def jealous that he will be remembered as someone who saved lives and contributed so much to this world while she will forever be remembered as a shriveled up has been "journalist" who spent her career brown nosing a man who said she had "blood coming out of her wherever"
Megyn Kelly: “I know I'm supposed to feel sorry for Alex Pretti but I don't. You know why I wasn't shot by Border Patrol this weekend? Because I kept my ass inside and out of their operations.”
January 27, 2026 at 4:14 PM
she's def jealous that he will be remembered as someone who saved lives and contributed so much to this world while she will forever be remembered as a shriveled up has been "journalist" who spent her career brown nosing a man who said she had "blood coming out of her wherever"
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Kash Patel this Sunday: “You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines, to any sort of protest that you want."
January 27, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Kash Patel this Sunday: “You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines, to any sort of protest that you want."
what else happened in 1929 go on tell us
Late last night, Trump posted footage of 5th Avenue in New York City from 1929, a time a widespread racial segregation.
Trump remarked, “New York City in a slightly different time. Never forget!”
Trump remarked, “New York City in a slightly different time. Never forget!”
January 27, 2026 at 3:31 PM
what else happened in 1929 go on tell us
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my favorite Smiling Friends running joke is when Mr. Boss is in danger and he claims that he has a "secret plan" to get out of it and said "plan" is a simple object intended to kill, like a gun, brick or cyanide pill
January 27, 2026 at 6:46 AM
my favorite Smiling Friends running joke is when Mr. Boss is in danger and he claims that he has a "secret plan" to get out of it and said "plan" is a simple object intended to kill, like a gun, brick or cyanide pill
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Yes because then they’d have to face the reality of what people think of them
January 26, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Yes because then they’d have to face the reality of what people think of them
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THANK YOU
Jesus Christ, liberals are the ones who have been trying to tell you for ten years that Republicans, and Trump specifically, were a fascist disaster waiting to happen, and leftists mocked us with slogans like “orange man bad” and insisted he was just a normal politician with “rude tweets”
Jesus Christ, liberals are the ones who have been trying to tell you for ten years that Republicans, and Trump specifically, were a fascist disaster waiting to happen, and leftists mocked us with slogans like “orange man bad” and insisted he was just a normal politician with “rude tweets”
also I feel like I’m going crazy because it was very specifically normie resist liberals who were losing their minds about Trump from day one while leftists adopted this “well really he’s no more or less bad than the rest of the grand sweep of US imperialism” shtick
January 27, 2026 at 4:04 AM
THANK YOU
Jesus Christ, liberals are the ones who have been trying to tell you for ten years that Republicans, and Trump specifically, were a fascist disaster waiting to happen, and leftists mocked us with slogans like “orange man bad” and insisted he was just a normal politician with “rude tweets”
Jesus Christ, liberals are the ones who have been trying to tell you for ten years that Republicans, and Trump specifically, were a fascist disaster waiting to happen, and leftists mocked us with slogans like “orange man bad” and insisted he was just a normal politician with “rude tweets”
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I can’t believe their plan of shooting people in the face and bombing their homes hasn’t proven more popular
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I can’t believe their plan of shooting people in the face and bombing their homes hasn’t proven more popular
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