Cameron Lauder
@unarmedoracle.bsky.social
7.4K followers 100 following 1K posts
I was the walk that swung from your legs. I was your words, wet cast in my thoughts. (he/him; avatar by @leeleels.bsky.social) www.twitch.tv/unarmedoracle
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unarmedoracle.bsky.social
I always liked cascade in the chaos deck because things are always spiralling out of control.
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cait.bsky.social
when nobody ordered you anything from the ramen place
orange cat staring balefully at the camera
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unarmedoracle.bsky.social
these survey questions are such sour ass can't wait for AI to collapse just as the canadian government burns the civil service to the ground and replaces it with chatbots
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sarahtaber.bsky.social
hmm this Art. it speaks to me
screenshot from tumblr. username @matthewsiji.com says "It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousness of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4"

username crazy-pages reblogs with the added note: "I can't decide if it's better if they're not really uploaded into the cloud, they just all tricked themselves into thinking a GPT model trained on their brain is them, so she's playing with their fake echoes in a macabre imitation of the immortality they deluded themselves into believing they had. Or if they're real and she's just about to torment them forever"
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scratchcarddust.bsky.social
If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
unarmedoracle.bsky.social
Neko Case, A.C.Newman, Aesop Rock, Mitski, Jeff Mangum … forgetting dozens, probably.
unarmedoracle.bsky.social
Paul Simon, Kendrick Lamar, Tom Waits, Joanna Newsom, Tori Amos, John K Samson for the Canadians. Kristin Hayter. That’s just who I have on my phone. People do impressive things with words and Taylor Swift has fun words sometimes but she isn’t in the first rank by any reasoning.
rebelmusicteach.bsky.social
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
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unarmedoracle.bsky.social
It’s definitely true so that’s good — what’s your argument?
unarmedoracle.bsky.social
i solemnly promise that you will live through ninja turtles in magic the gathering
unarmedoracle.bsky.social
ninja turtles in magic glances harmlessly off my armour i have played warhammer for nearly 30 years there is nothing a gaming company can do to hurt me i will simply go outside
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vaporlight.bsky.social
"there should be a following list without the implication of endorsement" cowardly, disgusting mindset. all of my followers love me unconditionally and are 100% complicit with anything i do. if i commit a crime they should be punished for it as much or more than me. it's called community
unarmedoracle.bsky.social
Package tracking is a completely confabulated jumble of words to keep me pacified, right? "Arrived at departure airport" great, that part's important. "Scanned at sorting facility" I feel a single dopamine molecule spinning around the active site like a dropped saucer.
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kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com
Hank Green described my Pizzamas D&D game as "probably our coolest item"!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_gC...
(also it's song Wednesday!)

Pizzamas is time limited (only 2 more days!) so please check it out if you want to read something I'm genuinely proud of.
pizzamas.com/collections/...
Being Alive
YouTube video by vlogbrothers
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unarmedoracle.bsky.social
I’m not sure how they can’t understand that a humanities degree from Oxford is among their last pieces of soft power
unarmedoracle.bsky.social
Me, looking at several hundred dollars of unpainted warhammer miniatures: I should learn attic Greek.
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vaporlight.bsky.social
it's not just that we rejected smart glasses 5-10 years ago, it's that the last attempt to inject them into our lives by google made this obvious: attaching a recording device to your body without the specific context of like skateboarding or motocross or w/e enables pvp globally
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deidraskye.bsky.social
btw purity ring just self-released their new album, which was inspired by nier:automata and ffx. amazing album and their first self release ever

purityring.bandcamp.com/album/purity...
Purity Ring, by Purity Ring
13 track album
purityring.bandcamp.com
unarmedoracle.bsky.social
that four panel meme reading "my favourite cafe closes at 5", "my favourite closes at 4", "mine closes at 3!" and "you're trying to drink coffee after noon?"