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unboxedcereal.bsky.social
Apropos of nothing:

If I haven't turned off replies, anyone is welcome to respond to my posts. I know the difference between social media and a private group chat, so I'm not going to go all Surprised Pikachu and pretend you're intruding on my privacy just because you replied to an open post.
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nameoftheyear.bsky.social
LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME
Photo of the back of a private transport bus featuring a Pegasus logo. The company phone number printed on the bus is 1-888-PEG-TRANS
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jazzelves.bsky.social
Periodically re-upping this b/c alas, things ain't great overall. Acute needs are all met, and I hate passing around the hat for myself, but I'd rather be like "hey, if I could fund another month while I still have savings and budget, that's MUCH more comfortable" than panic, y'know?
jazzelves.bsky.social
Speaking of unemployable, I'm not in anywhere near as tight a squeeze as I was this time last year, but it costs me about $1K for living expenses each month and that do put a squeeze on things. So if you've got any to spare and feel like helping out, my tip jar is always open: ko-fi.com/jazzelves
unboxedcereal.bsky.social
I completely agree about the intent. No argument there. I'm talking about what actually made it onto the cartridge. There's an entire solo game, a peripheral mechanic to trade for a few optional bonuses, and PvP that's siloed off from the rest of the game. That's what actually got made (originally).
unboxedcereal.bsky.social
That post appears to be about breadth of monster design, not gameplay?

Anyway, PvP and trading *became* central over time, after starting as side gimmicks (at least in the realized games, whatever any designer's intent may have been).
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unboxedcereal.bsky.social
Pokemon originated in a traditionally single-player genre and shoehorned in the trades and PvP as a way to push their latest Nintendo Gimmick Hardware (the game link cable)
battlehuntz.bgay.social
I’ve never really understood why pokemon fans get super super against trade evolutions. Like. I think items or workarounds like romhacks do are awesome! But the series is fundamentally a social game. You get help with stuff you can’t get that is just rare and everyone can get it. Idk
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unboxedcereal.bsky.social
Personally I think there's significance in the fact that Mr. Rogers doesn't try to claim that his drawing is just as good as anyone else's, and instead he's honest that it's *not* a good drawing, and affirms that it's worth doing anyway. I think that's important.
The famous Mr. Rogers is drawing a simplistic house in red crayon. He says, "Do you like to draw with crayons? I'm not very good at it. But it doesn't matter. It's the fun of doing it that's important."
unboxedcereal.bsky.social
Personally I think there's significance in the fact that Mr. Rogers doesn't try to claim that his drawing is just as good as anyone else's, and instead he's honest that it's *not* a good drawing, and affirms that it's worth doing anyway. I think that's important.
The famous Mr. Rogers is drawing a simplistic house in red crayon. He says, "Do you like to draw with crayons? I'm not very good at it. But it doesn't matter. It's the fun of doing it that's important."
unboxedcereal.bsky.social
Maybe I just call them Ophidians instead 🤔
unboxedcereal.bsky.social
Does the plural of lamia have an S?
unboxedcereal.bsky.social
I have never played Fire Emblem but according to social media it's about trying to date a gorgeous lady named "Byleth" and nothing else
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unboxedcereal.bsky.social
Oh yeah I worked with that stuff at a prior job and I never did stop doing double takes
unboxedcereal.bsky.social
Shocked to discover that there were apparently people who thought Fabula Ultima was something more trad than storygame???
unboxedcereal.bsky.social
My main takeaway from the portion I read was that my initial impression of FU as something I would hate and will never touch was spot-on lol
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overlysarcastic.bsky.social
I just remembered I used to think "ricochet" was pronounced "rick-rocket" -R
unboxedcereal.bsky.social
Big same. I've been saying for ages that Pokemon drifted from its old-school RPG roots without the intentionality of choosing anything else to be instead. PLZA could be a real breakthrough. Splitting off traditional PvP battles into Champions is huge too.
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unboxedcereal.bsky.social
not me, if i ever see truck-kun i'm jumping into traffic
unboxedcereal.bsky.social
Been enjoying a replay of Link to the Past in which I fuck up all the dialogue by naming the player character "Welp"
unboxedcereal.bsky.social
I'm leaning in uncomfortably close to a dragon's eye to look at the reflection there.
unboxedcereal.bsky.social
Like apparently yesterday it used nearly half a gig of data in one day??? What the hell???
unboxedcereal.bsky.social
I listen to a YouTube playlist on my phone during commutes, yet my data usage from Bsky is an order of magnitude higher, almost singlehandedly consuming my data plan limits.

What the hell?