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Apropos of nothing:

If I haven't turned off replies, anyone is welcome to respond to my posts. I know the difference between social media and a private group chat, so I'm not going to go all Surprised Pikachu and pretend you're intruding on my privacy just because you replied to an open post.
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that's me, i'm famous!

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November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Tbh I'm pretty screwed financially right now so if you wanted to buy or tell people about our stuff it would be very appreciated!
Hi I'm Ferne Milton, Cobblesprite. I'm one half of CobblePath Games and its lead designer.

My main purview is Game Design, but I also write and do art and layout.

CobblePath Games has released a few games, available primarily on our Itch store.

cobblepath-games.itch.io
CobblePath Games
cobblepath-games.itch.io
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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It's flu SZN, people
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"You will be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Today in "American healthcare," I got a letter from my insurance provider informing me that my choice of primary care clinic was no longer a valid option, so they have already chosen a new one for me. It is not from the same provider network, nor is it physically closer to me than other options.
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Just to add to this from another angle:

Not only are people using AI slop for the visual/audio assets of these game-based multimedia products we call video games (and by extension, tabletop games too), they also want to use AI to make the actual "game" part too. But it can't even *do* that!

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Why am I so against generative AI in games?

Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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It's that time again!

That's right, it's time for Solo But Not Alone, our annual fundraiser bundle for @takethis.org! If you have written a singleplayer-capable TTRPG that hasn't been in the bundle before, come join us for the bundle event of the year.

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If you have a singleplayer TTRPG you've never submitted to Solo But Not Alone before, this is the place! Solo But Not Alone is a bundle of singleplayer TTRPGs of all kinds, sold for $10 to benefit m...
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November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
fuck i'm really running out of time
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I believe Aang can save the world, Charlie Brown.
Bust a deal, face the wheel, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Bone Saw is readyyyyy Charlie Brown!
Bust a deal, face the wheel, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Despite everything, it's still you, Charlie Brown.
Bust a deal, face the wheel, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose, Charlie Brown.
Bust a deal, face the wheel, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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okay but what about 8 stats
six playable bodyforms is probably enough for the base game in a fantasy elfgame ttrpg, right?
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
okay but what about 8 stats
six playable bodyforms is probably enough for the base game in a fantasy elfgame ttrpg, right?
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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February 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Every side-quest NPC in a nutshell.
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
In Spider-Man (2000, N64) you fight Carnage in a room with a "sonic bubble" that you can throw him into for damage. If you get too far away from him, he jumps over the bubble to intercept you, but his toe touches it and he loses 1 pixel off his health bar. You can win by repeating this enough times.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
In the Generation 1 Pokemon games, Hypno was actually really good; arguably better than Alakazam for a playthrough team.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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