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vladivostok 2000 @undivine.bsky.social · 1h

Graffiti artists when they aren't allowed to draw dicks slurs and swastikas on school buildings

vladivostok 2000 @undivine.bsky.social · 2h

AI slop is good because it lets me be elitist about wasting time on the computer because everyone else is now wasting time worse than I do

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 3h

"FRUITY, EXPENSIVE" https://bonequest.com/9704

deuce: LET'S GET FRUITY EXPENSIVE HIGH-TECH FOUNTAIN PENS AND PRETEND LIKE WE'RE IMPORTANT

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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 3h

Meanwhile, in Barnsley

Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 3h

every line of this story keeps getting better

Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge

Nathan Rimmington ate his way through 3kg of sweets - and doctors were shocked he survived.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 3h

every line of this story keeps getting better

Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge

Nathan Rimmington ate his way through 3kg of sweets - and doctors were shocked he survived.

www.bbc.co.uk

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vladivostok 2000 @undivine.bsky.social · 4h

Your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who has labubus.

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vladivostok 2000 @undivine.bsky.social · 4h

I love the E*** additives whose descriptions are 'Yeah you can eat one billion of those and it's gonna digest fine lol'

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vladivostok 2000 @undivine.bsky.social · 4h

Kill everyone with a monotone outfit

vladivostok 2000 @undivine.bsky.social · 5h

There's only one happy person in the world and there's like five of them

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jon | super vhs @reaction105.bsky.social · Feb 19

mr plinkett wallpaper seamless 4k hdr atmos

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jon | super vhs @reaction105.bsky.social · Sep 3

lumen in unreal engine 6 is crazy

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chiller @thechiller.bsky.social · 17h

Unsolicited Bic pic.

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PRL @usrbinprl.bsky.social · 6h

Unsolicited Dik-dik pic.

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Jabroni Mike Clips @jabronimikeclip.bsky.social · 5h

joel

Clipped by: goopygoopie

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING: The 2025 Noble Prize for Literature has been awarded to Humanity, "for creating millennia's worth of original content with which to train generative AI". With creativity finished, our painters and poets can now return to the workforce as useful things like tax lawyers.

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The Journal of Immaterial Science @immaterialscience.bsky.social · 17h

The 2025 Noble Prize for Peace has been awarded to Donald J. Trump for “for resolving protracted conflicts between Armenia and Azerbaijan, Israel and Iran, Switzerland and Bhutan, Sparta and Athens, and the Achaeans and Troy”.

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aster 🏳️‍⚧️ @ahbeef.bsky.social · 13h

it’s always so sad seeing roadkill :(

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Andrew Facini @andrewfacini.com · Jan 24

In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.