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VampricYoda (He/Him)
@vampricyoda.bsky.social
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Middle-Aged Grey Ace Christian Commie Leftist. Retired Cosplayer. Full of Anxiety and Depression.
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Hi.

I'm Yoda. You're going to find unhinged fandom takes, weird Bible deep lore, an obscene amount of size/foot reskeets, and general leftist political rantings.

Also Wario is here.
a pixel art of wario wearing a yellow hat with a blue letter w on it
ALT: a pixel art of wario wearing a yellow hat with a blue letter w on it
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I gotta say as a Canadian that it's kinda funny that y'all are just doing 1812 pt. 2 on your own completely unprompted
How old is the White House East Wing compared to the Confederate statues they complained about being torn down?
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Hideo Kojima's studio, Kojima Productions, has released a new teaser trailer for its Xbox horror game, OD – Knock. Watch here: gameinformer.com/2025/09/23/o...
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God he gives more than his scripts deserve. #TheFilmCrowd
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Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
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I would love to see you stream!
@horrorqueencosplay.bsky.social and @spearhafoc.bsky.social

HOW DARE YOU HIDE THIS FROM ME.
Update: Professor Van Helsing lists off all of Dracula's powers, and casually reveals all vampires are size-shifters.

I'm wondering why this didn't catch on like the whole garlic, cross, river, invitation, stake to the heart, silver bullet, and sleeping in a coffin thing this book canonized.
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“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“

Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea
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I don't expect anything to be a silver bullet and protests are always part of resistance. We've had 3 of these now and each one continues to take place in a situation that is meaningfully worse without any real change in the trajectory. Authoritarian consolidation continues unabated.
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I can't really explain fully why this is the thing of all things that got my jaw on the floor but I guess it's such a literal symbol and also such a jaw dropping amount of money while small businesses are struggling to survive the tariffs

Such a visible "go fuck yourself"
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
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I would argue the more important thing is that J6 wasn't based on a real grievance. It was based on the GOP election fraud lies. Violence/Destruction is often what ACTUALLY causes social change to happen as it's the one thing the rich and powerful fear since they own our politicians and courts.
Clearly you need to invest in tiny lumberjacks.
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absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
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Oh shit, I've had Hikaru on my cosplay wishlist for a while 👀👀👀👀👀
A new anime adaptation of CLAMP's "Magic Knight Rayearth" is scheduled to begin broadcasting in 2026!

✨More: atani.me/rayearth-premiere
Who Robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
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I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
Elves ain't shit.

Now Goblins.....