VampricYoda (He/Him)
@vampricyoda.bsky.social
Middle-Aged Grey Ace Christian Commie Leftist. Retired Cosplayer. Full of Anxiety and Depression.
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Hi.
I'm Yoda. You're going to find unhinged fandom takes, weird Bible deep lore, an obscene amount of size/foot reskeets, and general leftist political rantings.
Also Wario is here.
I'm Yoda. You're going to find unhinged fandom takes, weird Bible deep lore, an obscene amount of size/foot reskeets, and general leftist political rantings.
Also Wario is here.
Mega Man: Duel Overdrive.
1) I honestly think @ingforart.bsky.social's going to get a Robot Master Credit in it.
2) I think the gimmick is going to be two player coup with player two as Proto Man.
3) I really hope we get a bunch of playable characters like Powered Up or 10.
1) I honestly think @ingforart.bsky.social's going to get a Robot Master Credit in it.
2) I think the gimmick is going to be two player coup with player two as Proto Man.
3) I really hope we get a bunch of playable characters like Powered Up or 10.
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Mega Man: Duel Overdrive.
1) I honestly think @ingforart.bsky.social's going to get a Robot Master Credit in it.
2) I think the gimmick is going to be two player coup with player two as Proto Man.
3) I really hope we get a bunch of playable characters like Powered Up or 10.
1) I honestly think @ingforart.bsky.social's going to get a Robot Master Credit in it.
2) I think the gimmick is going to be two player coup with player two as Proto Man.
3) I really hope we get a bunch of playable characters like Powered Up or 10.
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Your daily affirmation from Poison Ivy. (Lettering by Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou.)
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Your daily affirmation from Poison Ivy. (Lettering by Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou.)
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You say this like people who try to justify AI have friends.
December 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You say this like people who try to justify AI have friends.
This is why you cultivate artist friends.
Every stream asset I had were all done by @nutellamolotov.bsky.social @vashaaa.bsky.social and @ingforart.bsky.social
I forget if they were paid work or gift art since we all basically shared that stream.
Every stream asset I had were all done by @nutellamolotov.bsky.social @vashaaa.bsky.social and @ingforart.bsky.social
I forget if they were paid work or gift art since we all basically shared that stream.
I have never encountered a need for AI
"But what about getting art of your characters?"
Bitch, picrew is RIGHT THERE! As are cheap YCH comms! Or Fiverr!
My entire fucking streaming setup was like, $100. Scenes, backgrounds, panels, music, PNG, all of it!
And it's BALLER
Fuck AI, NO ONE needs it
"But what about getting art of your characters?"
Bitch, picrew is RIGHT THERE! As are cheap YCH comms! Or Fiverr!
My entire fucking streaming setup was like, $100. Scenes, backgrounds, panels, music, PNG, all of it!
And it's BALLER
Fuck AI, NO ONE needs it
a close up of a pink haired anime character making a funny face
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December 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This is why you cultivate artist friends.
Every stream asset I had were all done by @nutellamolotov.bsky.social @vashaaa.bsky.social and @ingforart.bsky.social
I forget if they were paid work or gift art since we all basically shared that stream.
Every stream asset I had were all done by @nutellamolotov.bsky.social @vashaaa.bsky.social and @ingforart.bsky.social
I forget if they were paid work or gift art since we all basically shared that stream.
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as a photographer's daughter I can confirm they are all fucking insane. over the years, my dad was nearly trampled by elephants, balanced on the edge of a caldera in dress shoes, and came within inches of being run over by the front row of the tour de france
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
as a photographer's daughter I can confirm they are all fucking insane. over the years, my dad was nearly trampled by elephants, balanced on the edge of a caldera in dress shoes, and came within inches of being run over by the front row of the tour de france
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Hogwarts Legacy will only cost your integrity right now.
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hogwarts Legacy will only cost your integrity right now.
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Nice one, Spidey.
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Nice one, Spidey.
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I love that Captain America got turned into a werewolf for like three issues in 1992 and we will never, ever let it go
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I love that Captain America got turned into a werewolf for like three issues in 1992 and we will never, ever let it go
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Dont accept this- they still get money/reimbursed for the claims.
Meaning profits still go towards queen transphobe.
Meaning profits still go towards queen transphobe.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Dont accept this- they still get money/reimbursed for the claims.
Meaning profits still go towards queen transphobe.
Meaning profits still go towards queen transphobe.
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sometimes a girl just wants to leave miles-deep footprints in the ground that change the landscape forever
December 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
sometimes a girl just wants to leave miles-deep footprints in the ground that change the landscape forever
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time to cause problems on purpose
the prevalence of "WORSHIP" or "OBEY" toe rings in macro art suggests an unhealthy attitude to external validation - if those specks truly were "insignificant", their actions should be of no concern. in this essay we will...
the prevalence of "WORSHIP" or "OBEY" toe rings in macro art suggests an unhealthy attitude to external validation - if those specks truly were "insignificant", their actions should be of no concern. in this essay we will...
December 3, 2024 at 8:14 PM
time to cause problems on purpose
the prevalence of "WORSHIP" or "OBEY" toe rings in macro art suggests an unhealthy attitude to external validation - if those specks truly were "insignificant", their actions should be of no concern. in this essay we will...
the prevalence of "WORSHIP" or "OBEY" toe rings in macro art suggests an unhealthy attitude to external validation - if those specks truly were "insignificant", their actions should be of no concern. in this essay we will...
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I think I will use the internet to experience some of the most profound art ever created, wait hold up, this one got me laughin again
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I think I will use the internet to experience some of the most profound art ever created, wait hold up, this one got me laughin again
I feel like The Game Awards only exist to be something people watch and comment on via twitch.
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I feel like The Game Awards only exist to be something people watch and comment on via twitch.
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This is your Person of the Year.
Her.
👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Her.
👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
So honored to wear art by incredible kids in Gaza.
I told everyone their names, their stories and showed their pictures.
I told everyone their names, their stories and showed their pictures.
December 12, 2025 at 9:43 AM
This is your Person of the Year.
Her.
👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Her.
👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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@vampricyoda.bsky.social has swears! They've used 633 profanities in their last 3,692 posts.
🥇 "shit" (159 times)
🥈 "fuck" (105 times)
🥉 "fucking" (45 times)
🥇 "shit" (159 times)
🥈 "fuck" (105 times)
🥉 "fucking" (45 times)
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
@vampricyoda.bsky.social has swears! They've used 633 profanities in their last 3,692 posts.
🥇 "shit" (159 times)
🥈 "fuck" (105 times)
🥉 "fucking" (45 times)
🥇 "shit" (159 times)
🥈 "fuck" (105 times)
🥉 "fucking" (45 times)
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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manifesting:
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
manifesting:
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
🕯 🕯
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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This feels like an edgelord Dark Souls kind of situation. Fighting wave after wave of giant sperm monsters.
(flippant, cw: impregnation chat)
Has anybody done Tiny-as-IUD endosoma yet.
A tiny living inside a giant with a uterus whose whole existence is to murder any sperm that get near it.
#sizesky #bluesize #sizekink #pussyvore #endosoma
Has anybody done Tiny-as-IUD endosoma yet.
A tiny living inside a giant with a uterus whose whole existence is to murder any sperm that get near it.
#sizesky #bluesize #sizekink #pussyvore #endosoma
December 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This feels like an edgelord Dark Souls kind of situation. Fighting wave after wave of giant sperm monsters.
Supergirl | Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by DC
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December 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Finally tested out my Mima cosplay from Perfect Blue! I absolutely adore this movie ✨️💖
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Finally tested out my Mima cosplay from Perfect Blue! I absolutely adore this movie ✨️💖
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“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
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February 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM