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VampricYoda (He/Him)

@vampricyoda.bsky.social

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Middle-Aged Grey Ace Christian Commie Leftist. Retired Cosplayer. Full of Anxiety and Depression.

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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · Nov 23

Hi.

I'm Yoda. You're going to find unhinged fandom takes, weird Bible deep lore, an obscene amount of size/foot reskeets, and general leftist political rantings.

Also Wario is here.

a pixel art of wario wearing a yellow hat with a blue letter w on it

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chiller @thechiller.bsky.social · 5h

All this antifa violence. 🤣💕💕

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10h

A gentleman holds up a “no dictators” sign next to Pikachu and Cartman

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Hal Solo @halleheichou.bsky.social · 6h

💚✨️ Oh, she cleans up nice ✨️💚

Hair reveal~ I got bangs this week 🫣

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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 10h

a woman is sitting on a couch looking at her phone and saying can i mute you ?

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Ellen Mellor 🏳️‍⚧️ Samarcand Books (she/her) @samarcand.itch.io · 11h

#DoctorWho #TransRights #FuckYeah

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 11h

I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 11h

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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 18d

It says a lot about the state of the world economy that even Angela White, a successful pornstar at the top of her profession, has had to take a second job delivering pizzas. smdh.

Still photo of Angela White, a very busty black-haired woman with blue eyes. She's in a red pizza delivery uniform (very low cut) and is holding three boxes of pizza.

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Doc Revan @docrevan.bsky.social · 1d

Going to become a Vader isn’t Anakin truther as a bit

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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 15h

Ignoring the racism.....

British Food tastes like unseasoned gruel. Any *good* food they have they stole.

Hughster @hughster.bsky.social · 19h

The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point

Jess Gill
@jessgillO3

I've never had curry or a kabab and don't intend to.
British food is the best. English breakfasts, Sunday roasts, fish and chips, pies, pasties, scones.
Also, our national dish isn't a chicken tikka masala we only think that because a Labour MP said it decades ago to push multiculturalism.
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 15h

People really do think that just by joining a new site they get a fresh start and that people will forget who they are.

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15h

it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone

Free the World @PatriotVerity
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I joined Bluesky 6 hours ago, have not said anything rude or abrasive, and I'm already blocked by over 58,000 people.

VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 15h

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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 17h

I had a weird dream where I killed an Epstein and was trying to hide his head in a multiversal parade of errors.

VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 17h

I feel like Power Rangers and Doctor Who have a lot in common.

1-2 Seasons (Or Doctors) that get ALL the merch. Where the others get scraps and incomplete teams/Doctor and Companion sets.

VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 17h

Go woke get broke (under a giant lady)

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🎃 Nova SCARE 🎃 @novasize.bsky.social · 2d

The woker the giantess fetish porn the better

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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 18h

Who's your favorite Jedi (Wrong Answers Only)

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snallsmall 🔞 @snallsmall.size.place · 1d

"Is a man not entitled to regular giant woman content?

"'No!' says the man at GiantessWorld, 'she must be a teenager!'

"'No!' says the producer from Clips4Sale, 'she must be your stepmother.'

"'No!' says Gary Pranzo, 'she must be from New Jersey.'"

-Macrophile Andrew "Bioshock" Ryan

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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah. That's the community in a nutshell.

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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 1d

I love The Sopranos.

I wish New Jersey was real.

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 1d

😭❤️

Euronews @euronews.com · 2d

Guillermo del Toro on 'Frankenstein': 'AI can go f**k itself!'

"Art is not only necessary, it is urgent. And AI can go f*ck itself!” Guillermo del Toro is a guest of honour at this year’s Lumière Film Festival. He presents his adaptation of Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein", which audiences got to see on the big screen before it streams on Netflix next month.

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Jason Moore @moorejh.bsky.social · 1d

poor Tron

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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 1d

The Fae cannot hurt me in anyway that matters.

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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 1d

We're here guys. We got death camps

Dan Izzo @izzos.us · 1d

There's 1800 detainees from Alligator Alcatraz that are simply unaccounted for.

I am very open to (and horrified at) the very real possibility that ICE executed them

Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 2d

As bad as all the ICE abuse we know about is, what really makes me shudder is the abuse we're unaware of

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Tail-Blazer @tail-blazer.bsky.social · Jun 17

Sailor Moon getting some back up. 🙏

#sizesky #sailormoon #giantess

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