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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 35m

Your honour, look at this schmuck. This absolute goober. This abject, drooling goon

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PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 4h

“My client is an easily led dipshit, a buffoon, if you will” is a defense strategy with mixed results at best so I suppose it’s all out attack on the ai company, which is only right and proper.

Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 9h

One day I’m going to have to defend someone who was told to commit a crime by ChatGPT huh

performative male @milesklee.bsky.social · 10h

If the Palisades Fire suspect goes to trial, he’ll be one of the first people in the U.S. to have his ChatGPT history used against him in a criminal prosecution. I spoke to tech and legal experts about the future of digital evidence:

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1h

What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only.)

Let's Get Big Tits

TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 3h

What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only.)

Longers. Gushers. Bangers. Tantalizers.

TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 8h

What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only)

"Leftist Grandmas Bomb Terrorists"

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 13h

I had to look up song names because we all memory holed that shit

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 13h

Im surprised it didn't happen Last Summer, but y'know, at least he's Where He Belongs. Interesting that some people Still Kill the Old Way

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 13h

There's some guy standing on the rooftops singing his heart out about a dead nonce? Wonder what THAT'S all about

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 13h

I'm waiting myself. My inside source is on the last train home.

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 13h

There's some guy standing on the rooftops singing his heart out about a dead nonce? Wonder what THAT'S all about

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 15h

I hope the motherfucker gets his dick trapped in an elevator door. Sorry this happened to you bud

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Tick pic

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 2d

If people are into that, I can do a bunch of cocaine in chefs whites and throw shit at the potwash and I'll do it for the price of the cocaine

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 2d

When I read about something like an asshole losing their spurious law suit or some piece of shit losing their job because they suck, I literally hear the womp-womp trombone sound in my head and I'm just now realising this

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 2d

Shit, you want the experience just a get a fucken job in a kitchen and they'll pay you.

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 2d

Unless you paid for it. Then it's bought hole

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 3d

Shar Lady of Loss symbol

Forgotten realms bg3 netherse symbol for

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Loss

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 2d

Um, as the founder of Antifa I just want to reassure my partner that that's not my girlfriend

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

Have you heard what people are saying?
(Please log off and go to sleep, you're sooo tired)

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

Yooooo I forgot I've still got The Big Sandwich. Oh fuck yes. Fuck yeeeeessssss

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

To defeat The Big Sandwich, I must become The Big Sandwich and in order to become The Big Sandwich I must eat The Big Sandwich

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

Divesting myself of all other personality traits and simply becoming The Big Sandwich guy

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

Ok, if I can't have 555 followers then the next pleasing number I can have is 1,234 or I'll accept 1,235 but only because it's the first four digits of the Fibonacci sequence and 12,358 seems like a bit of a climb

They: and you have a kid?
Me: yes
They: but that implies someone had sex with you

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

It's not that I need to log off (I clearly do) or that I need to sleep (again, very clearly) or even that I am the most down bad of all the down baddest baddity down boys (wut?) or actually I've forgotten where I'm going with this I should sleep

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

The party sucks but I'm not leaving till the hooch runs out

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

I swear the weird, misshapen BALLS on some people

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

Why yes, kind interloper in my dms. I do, indeed, swear a lot. It has been brought to my attention on a number of occasions by a great many and various people, not least amongst them, me, the cunt doing the fucking swearing, you vapid little shit stain

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

drake meme: Trent Reznor's doing the soundtrack/that creepy little fuck is in it

Like guys, you almost had it all and you pissed it away for a guy who's only decent cinematic moment was getting beaten to fuck by Edward Norton

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

My writer mate asked what my best line was and it's either "..it was a day for chasing hats and inverted umbrellas" or "I don't need the computer to think, I just want my fleshlight to love me back"

Multitudes, motherfuckers

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

Jay huffing glue sticks with this on repeat as her meaningless crash-out enters day oh who even fucking cares

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