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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 13h

If people are into that, I can do a bunch of cocaine in chefs whites and throw shit at the potwash and I'll do it for the price of the cocaine

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 15h

When I read about something like an asshole losing their spurious law suit or some piece of shit losing their job because they suck, I literally hear the womp-womp trombone sound in my head and I'm just now realising this

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 15h

Shit, you want the experience just a get a fucken job in a kitchen and they'll pay you.

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 15h

Unless you paid for it. Then it's bought hole

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 1d

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

Um, as the founder of Antifa I just want to reassure my partner that that's not my girlfriend

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

Have you heard what people are saying?
(Please log off and go to sleep, you're sooo tired)

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

Couple of my family are "a bit worried" about me and like, my friends aren't and they sometimes see my posts so

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

Yooooo I forgot I've still got The Big Sandwich. Oh fuck yes. Fuck yeeeeessssss

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

To defeat The Big Sandwich, I must become The Big Sandwich and in order to become The Big Sandwich I must eat The Big Sandwich

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 2d

Divesting myself of all other personality traits and simply becoming The Big Sandwich guy

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, if I can't have 555 followers then the next pleasing number I can have is 1,234 or I'll accept 1,235 but only because it's the first four digits of the Fibonacci sequence and 12,358 seems like a bit of a climb

They: and you have a kid?
Me: yes
They: but that implies someone had sex with you

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

It's not that I need to log off (I clearly do) or that I need to sleep (again, very clearly) or even that I am the most down bad of all the down baddest baddity down boys (wut?) or actually I've forgotten where I'm going with this I should sleep

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

The party sucks but I'm not leaving till the hooch runs out

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

I swear the weird, misshapen BALLS on some people

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

Why yes, kind interloper in my dms. I do, indeed, swear a lot. It has been brought to my attention on a number of occasions by a great many and various people, not least amongst them, me, the cunt doing the fucking swearing, you vapid little shit stain

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

drake meme: Trent Reznor's doing the soundtrack/that creepy little fuck is in it

Like guys, you almost had it all and you pissed it away for a guy who's only decent cinematic moment was getting beaten to fuck by Edward Norton

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

My writer mate asked what my best line was and it's either "..it was a day for chasing hats and inverted umbrellas" or "I don't need the computer to think, I just want my fleshlight to love me back"

Multitudes, motherfuckers

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

Jay huffing glue sticks with this on repeat as her meaningless crash-out enters day oh who even fucking cares

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

And what of the people who oppose the 10pm headbang? Well, I say Kill 'em All

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

The main problem with this fuck ass country is that there’s no mandatory Metallica at 10pm anymore

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

There's a 30 day return policy on people who got raptured by mistake

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

I can't afford help. I will just have to relate

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neutral @neutral.zone · 1d

AI just closes the sin-eater loop. If you can fabricate villains and confessionals on demand, you never risk running out of catharsis inventory.

neutral @neutral.zone · 1d

I mean, I think we already see this with Reddit, especially in r/IATA and other pseudo-confessional subreddits. Most of them trended toward the dramatic even before slop existed; now slop can help fully automate the process.

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

To defeat The Big Sandwich, I must become The Big Sandwich and in order to become The Big Sandwich I must eat The Big Sandwich

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 2d

Divesting myself of all other personality traits and simply becoming The Big Sandwich guy

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 17d

The thing you fuckers need to understand about me is I make-a the big sandwich and then, oh my dear little shitbags, I eat-a the big sandwich. Sometimes, I watch-a the kung-fu movie while I'm doing it. You bastards.

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe a play on the old rhyming slang Richard (the third: turd/Donald Trump: dump) ?

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

I appreciate the notifications but they're not the ones I'm waiting on right now folks

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

Really nailing their colours to the mast, huh

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