Callahan Dupont the Unseemly Ksc
@vexedfluxation.bsky.social
Tired. In a worse mood than you. Voted most likely to shit in your cereal. Diogenes was right.
No gods, no kings, no linear fucking time.
He/him
No gods, no kings, no linear fucking time.
He/him
Pinned
At least my fake religion is stupid on purpose
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The music you danced to, completely off your head, in a field at illegal raves in your late teens/early 20‘s is the same music you’ll listen to while you scrub your toilet in your late 40’s.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The music you danced to, completely off your head, in a field at illegal raves in your late teens/early 20‘s is the same music you’ll listen to while you scrub your toilet in your late 40’s.
You don't meet nice gails in coffee shops
Go ahead and call the cops…
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
You don't meet nice gails in coffee shops
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As people are more motivated than ever to move away from Spotify, this is the perfect time to remind you that WinAmp still exists and you can still make and use skins for it and many are archived.
It's pretty perfect as a pared-down "just play my damn music on my computer" player.
It's pretty perfect as a pared-down "just play my damn music on my computer" player.
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
As people are more motivated than ever to move away from Spotify, this is the perfect time to remind you that WinAmp still exists and you can still make and use skins for it and many are archived.
It's pretty perfect as a pared-down "just play my damn music on my computer" player.
It's pretty perfect as a pared-down "just play my damn music on my computer" player.
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Silent metro car:
Turning to my silent seat-mate and calmly saying:
Turning to my silent seat-mate and calmly saying:
If I was a raccoon I would leave presents at the good houses and piss and shit in the ac units of the bad ones
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Silent metro car:
Turning to my silent seat-mate and calmly saying:
Turning to my silent seat-mate and calmly saying:
Why didn't anyone tell me about Dag Nasty? Honest to Eris, what do I even pay you people for?
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Why didn't anyone tell me about Dag Nasty? Honest to Eris, what do I even pay you people for?
You're in the pub talking about how Nigel isn't racist enough, I'm in the pub discussing how galactic panspermia is usually a theory that devolves into eugenics. We're not the same.
(You're a cunt)
(You're a cunt)
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You're in the pub talking about how Nigel isn't racist enough, I'm in the pub discussing how galactic panspermia is usually a theory that devolves into eugenics. We're not the same.
(You're a cunt)
(You're a cunt)
Sometimes Gail says things and I have no idea what they mean but I feel it in my bones that they're correct and true
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Sometimes Gail says things and I have no idea what they mean but I feel it in my bones that they're correct and true
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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ICYMI last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape/CBD shop in TX. Been fucked all year by the state/feds & they’re only getting started. I’m in trade school & also currently taking care of my mom’s cats while she recovers from hip replacement & getting dad settled in memory care. It’s a lot. Plz help/share
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
ICYMI last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape/CBD shop in TX. Been fucked all year by the state/feds & they’re only getting started. I’m in trade school & also currently taking care of my mom’s cats while she recovers from hip replacement & getting dad settled in memory care. It’s a lot. Plz help/share
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
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If you put your ear to the coffin lid, you can hear your family pretending to be sad about you.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If you put your ear to the coffin lid, you can hear your family pretending to be sad about you.
I absolutely am
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I absolutely am
Fuck I hope this is true
it’s never too late to start having weird and evil sex
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Fuck I hope this is true
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Fun fact: this is explicitly why Dick Wolf created Law & Order: he violently hates defense attorneys and felt tere weren't enough shows about how defendants and their lawyers are scum
(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)
(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Fun fact: this is explicitly why Dick Wolf created Law & Order: he violently hates defense attorneys and felt tere weren't enough shows about how defendants and their lawyers are scum
(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)
(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)
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You can totally see all of Chewbacca’s pubic hair
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You can totally see all of Chewbacca’s pubic hair
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Any fans of ultramarine blue out there?
Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting
Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Any fans of ultramarine blue out there?
Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting
Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting
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birth
death
slices of
bread
between them
so much
baloney
death
slices of
bread
between them
so much
baloney
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
birth
death
slices of
bread
between them
so much
baloney
death
slices of
bread
between them
so much
baloney
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i wish jobs didn't exist so I could learn how to play every instrument
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
i wish jobs didn't exist so I could learn how to play every instrument
Spot the difference:
You smell beautiful
Vs
You smell, beautiful
You smell beautiful
Vs
You smell, beautiful
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Spot the difference:
You smell beautiful
Vs
You smell, beautiful
You smell beautiful
Vs
You smell, beautiful
Woodchipper? I 'ardly know 'er!
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Woodchipper? I 'ardly know 'er!
Broke: can you conjure an apple?
Bespoke:
Bespoke:
can you imagine trying to neuter clifford the bid red dog
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Broke: can you conjure an apple?
Bespoke:
Bespoke:
I don't know, but I'm feeling rather chipper about it and wood welcome any suggestions
Following the release of the Epstein Files:
How will we hold accountable those that are in powerful positions and were either complicit or participated in the crime?
How will we hold accountable those that are in powerful positions and were either complicit or participated in the crime?
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I don't know, but I'm feeling rather chipper about it and wood welcome any suggestions
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CHARYOU TREE! COME! REAP!
Cultists in dark robes chanting "We open our mouths awaiting the harvest!"
Ryan Lizza dropping some gnarly Lovecraft shit on Friday night
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
CHARYOU TREE! COME! REAP!
Hail Eris and pass the mustard
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hail Eris and pass the mustard
Er ner ferken snerr
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Er ner ferken snerr