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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 7h

I mean, shit, all the way back in 1996 a sleepy, lazy dog who would rather be icing down his junk decided to attack a football player.

a group of football players running on a field with the hashtag the edgpodcast

Alt: Uga lunging at an Auburn player on the sidelines at Jordan-Hare Stadium in 1996

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 7h

But for real, Jerrd'n Hair stadium has a weird reality-warping field around it where chaos reigns and literally any outcome is possible at any time.
It's weird as shit, and not in a good way.
Get the hell out of there with a win any way you can, and keep on moving down the line.

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 7h

He makes a good point, folks. Hard to argue, really.

Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 7h

POINT: That Was a Terribly Played Game That Georgia Didn’t Really Deserve to Win

COUNTERPOINT: Lol Fuck Auburn

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 7h

Inshallah

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah, there wasn't enough suffering and pain for them. Should've waited and scored on the last play of the game. When it was possible to kneel it out. But no, drive it in for a score.

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 7h

#AllIn
#AuburnFamily
#StillLosingToUGA
#GoTigerEaglesMen

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 7h

The scoring drive for UGA was 16 plays, 78 yards, and took 8:45 off the clock in the 4th quarter.

/giggle

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah, against pretty much anybody else I'd be mad and not fully celebrating a pyrrhic victory like this, but with these fuckin' guys... lolololololol

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mr. frosty @zfresh7.bsky.social · 8h

how bout em folks?

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 8h

(He taught me these lyrics, and was one of those UGA fans who hated these assholes even more than Florida. RIP, buddy, I love you)

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 8h

In honor of a dear departed friend:
War Eagle Crawl off the field
Never to conquer
Ever to yield
War Eagle You'll lose it's true
Fuck off you orange and blue
Hey Hey Hey
Drop the football
Moan bitch and cry
Go to hell!
Go to hell!
Eat shit and die
War Eagle Lose for Auburn
Assholes of Dixieland!

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 8h

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 8h

Agreed.

Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 8h

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a limp dick sorry ass final drive

FUCK AUBURN GO DAWGS

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 8h

your welcome

a man in an orange shirt is talking to another man in a brooklyn99 advertisement

Alt: a man in an orange shirt is talking to another man in a brooklyn99 advertisement

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 8h

I mean, sure, the refs probably blew a touchdown call right before halftime, but this is the worst Georgia team of the entire 9-year losing streak y'all have against us, Auburn, so why the fuck couldn't you do anything about it?

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 8h

Fuck you auburn. Fuck you so much. Fuck Hugh Freeze. Fuck everything about your shitty town. Fuck you so hard. Fuck you.

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 8h

STUNT ON THEIR CHEATING MOTHERFUCKER ASSES GUNNER

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Muggsy Pogues @circusmaximus.bsky.social · 8h

🎶🎶

If you didn’t want a timeout
CLAP YOUR HANDS
If you didn’t want a timeout
CLAP YOUR HANDS

If you didn’t want a timeout
And you want Hugh Freeze to stroke out
If you didn’t want a timeout
CLAP YOUR HANDS

🎶🎶

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 8h

They really can do amazing things with antibiotics these days.

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 8h

Alright, 2 minute timeout. Only 45 minutes left in the game.

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 8h

Does Hugh Freeze get a Clap-out, too?

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 8h

Yes.

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 8h

Hey, Nebraska got 5 downs. We just want 5 timeouts. I don't see the problem.

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 8h

Stop clapping in timeout situations, Kirby!1!11!!

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