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vineyille
@vineyille.bsky.social
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Standing in the Wawa convinced I'm a god
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 13d
Fell asleep while eating a sub in my medbed and my body has undergone a transformation that can only be described as "Mike's Way"
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Mar 15
cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 5h
Gargoyle mode engaged
Loretta (cat) perched like a gargoyle on a post at the top of a set of stairs
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 1d
I'm throwing up
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 4d
Crispin you did it again, hell of a thing. Could not begin to describe what that thing was, but it was fantastic
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 5d
CRISPIN HELLION GLOVER'S NO! YOU'RE WRONG. ORWELL 2+2=5 JACOB'S LADDER
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 5d
I take care of the place while the master is in California
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 5d
TORGO, you have failed us TORGO, go get their bags TORGO
Anthony Kiedis and the joke is that he resembles “The Master” from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode Manos: the Hands of Fate
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 5d
TORGO, you have failed us TORGO, go get their bags TORGO
Anthony Kiedis and the joke is that he resembles “The Master” from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode Manos: the Hands of Fate
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 6d
look at these boys
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 7d
@vineyille [SNL intro] Announcer says my name. I'm standing perfectly still in a Duane Reade, carrying too many plastic bags and looking at arm slings. @Duane Reade @vineyille Love the authenticity. Much more realistic than the actual intro if you ask us. @vineyille @DuaneReade thank you
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 9d
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10d
(comforting a kid at their dad's funeral) you know, your daddy always told me he wished he was dead (kid starts crying) he's uhh he's not though. he's fine. i saw him at the gas station. mommy told a lie
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Satinybus @satinybus.bsky.social · 12d
Just kick it under the fridge
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 12d
hit this shit it's straight from hell
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 12d
Ah dammit this was from too much peppermint oil
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 12d
I wouldn't even know where to start
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 12d
Feeling a lot better thank you
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 12d
I just pulled this out of me is that ok
A rotting corroded piece of pipe laying on top of a boiler
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Jens von Bergmann @jensvb.bsky.social · 12d
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 13d
Unboxer_Larry72 here. Before everyone gets mad at me for unboxing a vintage Peter Venkman action figure live on stage in Riyadh next month, please understand that I was paid 320 million dollars
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 13d
Fell asleep while eating a sub in my medbed and my body has undergone a transformation that can only be described as "Mike's Way"
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junlper.beer
onion person @junlper.beer · 15d
not bluesky moderation censoring an explosive documentary trailer by independent media about jeffery epstein 💔
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15d
Did you kill Jeffrey Epstein? Buy your tickets to Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at www.theonion.com/badpedophile now to find out. In select theaters October 2.
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 15d
Strange AI child showing you a super nintendo controller with seven face buttons all labeled ẞ: “REMEMBER?!”
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 16d
Strange AI child: Remember going to Blimpie's for sandwich in the 90s? You could get ham AND cheese on sandwich, and the owner would shake your hand and give you a cookie and he was white
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 19d
Very much going to this
No! YOU'RE WRONG. Crispin Hellion Glover's New Film Opens Fri, Oct 10 - One Week Only! Advance tickets now available for special screenings with Glover in person for his Big Slide Show, Q&A and book signing Fri, Oct 10 - Sun, Oct 12 at 6:30! Renegade auteur Crispin Hellion Glover returns to IFC Center for the theatrical premiere of his brand-new film No! YOU'RE WRONG. Or: Spooky Action at a Distance. The filmmaker appears in person nightly Friday, October 10-Sunday, October 12 for screenings preceded by his Big Slide Show-a live dramatic narration of projected, profusely illustrated books-and followed by a Q&A and book signing.
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nasboat.org
assbutt @nasboat.org · 22d
logging on
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