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Kevin 🌑🔀

@wastelandcoyote.bsky.social

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Kevin, he/him. 🇨🇦 Big fan of weird video games and Canadian football. 🔞 occasional mature content and regular dated references. Same age as Jack Benny.

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Kevin 🌑🔀 @wastelandcoyote.bsky.social · 28d

A surprised imp from Chrono Trigger: "Hey! Did you people just come out of the closet? Get outta here!"

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Kevin 🌑🔀 @wastelandcoyote.bsky.social · 15h

I'm glad cos I was _very_ late to the party, I just happened to catch it on TV yesterday and reading the description ("exploding masks? holy shit") was the first time I'd even thought about it since before my local video store burned down

Kevin 🌑🔀 @wastelandcoyote.bsky.social · 15h

Yknow what? I'm gonna say it: Halloween III is a campy-ass thinker of a cult flick and it deserves a better reputation than "the one that didn't have Michael in it."

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Kevin 🌑🔀 @wastelandcoyote.bsky.social · 16h

ROFL they really tried to get you with "everybody in Canada knows each other"

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 18h

My ALCS prediction

1. Jays go up 3-0
2. Lose game 4
3. I make the joke "Sweepless In Seattle" on Bluesky
4. easy 200 reposts 800 likes

don't know what happens beyond that

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Kab Adaephon Delat @kaboissonneault.bsky.social · 17h

When ostensibly leftist parties in Québec take a reactionary spin for the next election

Modified screenshot from Disco Elysium's "Are women bourgeois?" scene.

RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] - Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about protecting French. Scratch that, to coming with *the* question about protecting culture, the alpha and omega of linguistic preservation questions, and that question is:

1. - (Whisper.) "Are women anglophones?"
2. - Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better.

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James 🧛 Dracin'on @jamackinn.bsky.social · 22h

Dan Dickerson "Fuck this game recap"

youtu.be/4NoKwsQMG3U?...

Detroit Tigers announcer - I'm sorry, was that out loud?

YouTube video by Geoff M

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Matt Byles @mattbyles.bsky.social · 19h

"I sure hope so. My repair bills are a bitch."
#starfox

Still! I can put up the remainder of my stuff and the 2023 prompts. Stay tuned!

Star Fox leader, Fox McCloud gloats about you missing him. (You have, don't deny it.) But also glaringly ignores the multiple impact marks scoring the side of his ship.

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 1d

Dedication in PG Wodehouse’s autobiography, 1957

To Who
J. Alastair Frisby
Who
Told Me I Would Never Have A Book Published
And
Advised me
To
Get a job selling jellied eels
SUCKS TO YOU, FRISBY

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

You know how we’ve always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bots. The bots Dimitri. The LLM bots. Well now what happened is, all of our tech investors, they had a sort of, well they went a little funny in the head. Just a little funny. And uh they went and did a silly th

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Ada Basilisk, Haunted Doll VTuber @comfybasilisk.bsky.social · 1d

what the fuck do you MEAN you can evolve eevee into jolteon in gen 1 by getting into a trainer battle, levelling eevee up, switching to growlithe, and finishing the battle with growlithe, because growlithe's pokemon index is the same as thunder stone's item index. WHAT. WHATTT

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TayaSigerson @tayasigerson.bsky.social · 1d

Good Luck #FF6

Shadow from Final Fantasy VI looking down on Relm in a green field. She is holding up a four-leaf clover.

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Kashkabald | EN VTuber 🌻 @kashkabald.skillissue.moe · 1d

The Outfoxies now has rollback. I repeat, The Outfoxies now has rollback.

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Kevin 🌑🔀 @wastelandcoyote.bsky.social · 22h

They wanted to hold a silent protest in front of your house but they couldn't get past the invisible fence

Kevin 🌑🔀 @wastelandcoyote.bsky.social · 22h

I showed this to my friends who are mimes and they were so angry about it, they were speechless

Jérémie Tessier @poik007.bsky.social · 23h

mimes are so mid

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Richard @sirlariato.bsky.social · 1d

Reminds me of the gimmick match that came to me in a fever dream a few years back; 16 wrestlers, 4 rings, 1 waterpark eliminator match.

An interior cage divides the 4 rings, with 4 wrestlers starting in each. If a wrestler is thrown into the pool they can only return to a ring via waterslide.

A crude pencil drawing of a waterpark containing four floating wrestling rings, an interior cage dividing the four rings and four waterslides leading to each of the rings.

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Rabosa al Forn @rabosaalforn.bsky.social · 7d

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Kevin 🌑🔀 @wastelandcoyote.bsky.social · 1d

Time to lean into the Charge again! You could be posting cryptic stuff like "is it November yet?" and "oh neat, Minnesota decided to continue being the worst team in the league for two more seasons"

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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 2d

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René Magritte @renemagritte.bsky.social · 1d

Eternity / L'éternité - 1935
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/18983

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Nico Mara-McKay 🦇 (they/iel) @nicomaramckay.com · 3d

Canadians: The federal government is seeking public input on how AI should be developed and used in business, research, and the military.

If this scares the shit out of you, please let them know:

Help define the next chapter of Canada's AI leadership

Current status: Open from October 1 to October 31, 2025 Canada helped invent modern AI. To stay a leader—and protect our digital sovereignty—we're running a 30-day national sprint to shape a renewed...

ised-isde.canada.ca

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phylan @phylan.website · 2d

I don't think they should be allowed to do that

Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 2d

All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

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Kevin 🌑🔀 @wastelandcoyote.bsky.social · 2d

"The problem is that you didn't mentally prep yourself with a synonym for 'attempt' that you can trick your own brain into conflating with presumptive success, thus leaving your thought patterns open to the possibility of failure." – an ignorant spectator who will never finish a single video game

Kevin 🌑🔀 @wastelandcoyote.bsky.social · 2d

Every so often I take a moment to read the little affirmative sentences on the cough drop wrapper instead of immediately throwing it away. Today we got "get back in there champ," "you can do it and you know it" (bold of them to assume) and a new spin on an old classic: "don't try harder, DO harder!"

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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 3d

Banner that says DON’T WORRY YANKEES, THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR

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Saint Riot @saintriot.bsky.social · 3d

I'm happy that so many people enjoyed this. It took a lot of time to get a chocobo unit to 95 faith but it will be worth it when I die and am embraced in the loving arms of Monster Jesus, amen.

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