Kevin 🌑🔀
@wastelandcoyote.bsky.social
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Kevin, he/him. 🇨🇦 Big fan of weird video games and Canadian football. 🔞 occasional mature content and regular dated references. Same age as Jack Benny.
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sardonicus.eu
Dedication in PG Wodehouse’s autobiography, 1957
To Who 
J. Alastair Frisby
Who
Told Me I Would Never Have A Book Published
And 
Advised me 
To
Get a job selling jellied eels 
SUCKS TO YOU, FRISBY
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
You know how we’ve always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the bots. The bots Dimitri. The LLM bots. Well now what happened is, all of our tech investors, they had a sort of, well they went a little funny in the head. Just a little funny. And uh they went and did a silly th
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comfybasilisk.bsky.social
what the fuck do you MEAN you can evolve eevee into jolteon in gen 1 by getting into a trainer battle, levelling eevee up, switching to growlithe, and finishing the battle with growlithe, because growlithe's pokemon index is the same as thunder stone's item index. WHAT. WHATTT
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kashkabald.skillissue.moe
The Outfoxies now has rollback. I repeat, The Outfoxies now has rollback.
wastelandcoyote.bsky.social
They wanted to hold a silent protest in front of your house but they couldn't get past the invisible fence
wastelandcoyote.bsky.social
I showed this to my friends who are mimes and they were so angry about it, they were speechless
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sirlariato.bsky.social
Reminds me of the gimmick match that came to me in a fever dream a few years back; 16 wrestlers, 4 rings, 1 waterpark eliminator match.

An interior cage divides the 4 rings, with 4 wrestlers starting in each. If a wrestler is thrown into the pool they can only return to a ring via waterslide.
A crude pencil drawing of a waterpark containing four floating wrestling rings, an interior cage dividing the four rings and four waterslides leading to each of the rings.
wastelandcoyote.bsky.social
Time to lean into the Charge again! You could be posting cryptic stuff like "is it November yet?" and "oh neat, Minnesota decided to continue being the worst team in the league for two more seasons"
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phylan.website
I don't think they should be allowed to do that
pitchingninja.com
All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)
wastelandcoyote.bsky.social
"The problem is that you didn't mentally prep yourself with a synonym for 'attempt' that you can trick your own brain into conflating with presumptive success, thus leaving your thought patterns open to the possibility of failure." – an ignorant spectator who will never finish a single video game
wastelandcoyote.bsky.social
Every so often I take a moment to read the little affirmative sentences on the cough drop wrapper instead of immediately throwing it away. Today we got "get back in there champ," "you can do it and you know it" (bold of them to assume) and a new spin on an old classic: "don't try harder, DO harder!"
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saintriot.bsky.social
I'm happy that so many people enjoyed this. It took a lot of time to get a chocobo unit to 95 faith but it will be worth it when I die and am embraced in the loving arms of Monster Jesus, amen.
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nightlycomet.bsky.social
Been meaning to do a follow-up of my Peach drawing for a while. Here's an interpretation of NES Zelda!
Pixel art interpretation of the sprite of Princess Zelda in a blue dress from The Legend of Zelda on the Famicom Disk System and Nintendo Entertainment System (NES).
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biscuitkitten.bsky.social
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca
wastelandcoyote.bsky.social
No sign of his spiky purple jacket or the rest of his team, either. I woke up before the end, but there was a palpable sense of collective dismay in the audience as we realized that people unfamiliar with the games would assume he was always like that. The horror! The HORROR!!
wastelandcoyote.bsky.social
They pulled out all the stops: the unproven villain-brag immediately deflated by logical interjections, the fortuitous escape during a coincidental prison break, the late arrival to a concluded battle. A sort of Falstaff O'Donnell, by way of Jar-Jar Wolf perhaps.
wastelandcoyote.bsky.social
Weird dream alert: nintendo force-marching us into a theatre to watch their new animated Star Fox movie, me questioning why they'd think I'd need to be coerced until Wolf gets onscreen and they've turned him into a "wacky blowhard" comedy relief sidekick villain
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