baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

Congratulations to the Toronto Blue Jays for winning this game

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

They not only stop selling beer in the seventh but they straight up run out of food and stop serving anything. We were drinking bathroom sink water out of nacho helmets.

everyday being a tigers fan is a nightmare

14th inning

throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there

It is October 2028. The Seattle Mariners and Detroit Tigers are still playing the divisional round playoff game that began in 2025. The rest of the MLB decided to continue on without them and start a whole new league.

this is at, this point, baseball edging

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

Thinking about Bush Sr asking W "Son whats the situation with the aliens" and W just being like "What you mean we got aliens"

phd3: if we're going to walk into a house and die, we want to know what's killing us first

once we got donnelly's notes i started reading the monologue from kitty horrorshow's anatomy and freaked myself out

glad that we can have brief moments of levity in delta green (we can't break open a door after 4 rolls) right before we discover horrible demonic shit. game good

we aren't getting to this fucking house tonight rofl

answer: more than 3. we had to break a window to get inside

how many phds does it take to open a door

everyone has to be a pervert for their ocs it fosters the life essence inside you

i think about this tweet a lot

I'm enjoying new (?) Friends at the table season Perpetua a lot, surprisingly my faves might be Veile and Elena, especially together, they are both girl failures in their own unique ways!

That joy must not be sold. It must not be "privatised," made into another privilege for the privileged. A public library is a public trust. And that freedom must not be compromised. It must be available to all who need it, and that's everyone, when they need it, and that's always. — Ursula K Le Guin

A big update to the @friends-table.bsky.social Perpetua soundtrack on Bandcamp, with combat themes for indoor scuffles and a boss fight with a sniper added. The big ticket item, though, is Beachminton, a new minigame theme! notquitereal.bandcamp.com/track/beachm...