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Laura
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I also like Necco Wafers. She/her
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every dog on the planet is barking from these whistles good lord
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
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mfs be like "you can't be purity testing we need a big tent" and the "purity test" is minorities objecting people who are trying to toss them out of the tent
Lol I’m so sick it’s hard to type and I am a-strugglin

Night-night 😴
Am I the asshole here?

If so then, *gag* okay but it’s only fair that *sigh* okay I can admit when I’m in the wrong so okay I *retch* I apologize to Mitch McConnell
You think it was just a legit fall?
Meaning what, I’m not totally following
I know he has legit reasons walking can be rough, and maybe it’s over the line, but that totally looked intentional to me 🤷🏼‍♀️
☹️You were supposed to ask how so I could make fun of him for flopping like a soccer player trying to get her yellowcarded for asking if he has a scrap of human decency

Because that’s what it looked like to me
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those pesky assassins with their 'creeds' are finished
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So now you wanna take all the parkour jobs too?!
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative
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get his ass, Zohran
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
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Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of snart to helg.
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This is terrifying. This is the kind of spyware used against Jamal Khashoggi. ICE has demonstrated its enthusiastic cruelty; it should not have tools like this.
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When working from home it’s important to still have set rituals that demarcate boundaries between home and work, personal time and work time. This is why I always change out of my pajamas and put on the nice sweatpants
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crescent ice cubes: you'll sacrifice aesthetics for convenience every time

singular huge ice cube: you'd spend too much money on whiskey if you could

pellet ice cubes: you are easily swayed by marketers & manipulators

standard ice cubes: you have not thought about ice cubes very much
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That’s enough being serious on main.
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One thing you learn in war is that the whole world is coated in a thin layer of little children. Remember that.
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This part of the story seems pretty key
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They sure did lose their mind over the basket of deplorables comment though.